Things You Wish You'd Written

All of it was a dream. All that crap we bought, all the bottled water and Blu-Ray players and designer shoes and iPod Shuffles and patio heaters; all the jobs we had; all the catchphrases we memorised and the stupid things we thought. Everything we did for the past 10 years - none of it really felt real, did it? Time to snap out of it. Time to grow our own vegetables and learn hand-to-hand combat with staves. And time, perhaps, to really start living.

Charlie Brooker in the Guardian

Like HST. You read it and you feel like you always thought that way. Genius.

oooh that's uncanny. i just read that and was thinking the exact same thing. did my friend jenny text you to tell you to read it too?

HI HATERS AND HELLO LOVERS I LOVE HOS BUT I HATE RUBBERS TO ALL THOSE THAT STOP TO WONDER IF I CAN BUST FLOWS THAT'LL TAKE YOU UNDER HIDE YOUR LIGHTNING I'MA STEAL YOUR THUNDER I'M SO ENLIGHTENING WHEN I BRING THE BUTTA WITH RESPECT TO YOUR MOTHA YOUZ A MOTHAFUCKA FROM THE SUBERBS BUT I SPIT LIKE A KID FROM THE GUTTER BITCH! AND YOU CAN QUOTE THAT GET AT ME DOG CUZ I'M A DOPE CAT EVEN THOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE TRUE DOPE'S AT DON'T MATTER HOLMES CUZ I ONLY TOKE THAT READY FOR WAR SO DONT PROVOKE BACK I DONT REALLY KNOW HOW TO HOLD BACK LET THE INNER KILLER OUT TO CUT YOUR CATARAX THAT'S WHAT I'M ABOUT WHEN I'M BATTLIN CATS.

No I read it all on my own with no help from anybody.

Paul: I love you