At last

I made it to the land of milk and honey :) :D That is all I am prepared to say, without boasting about it too much

Congrats!

:D

How much did it cost?

Burt Reynolds wrote: How much did it cost?

For what?...

..the chloroform or the rohypnol??

You know, has anyone considered how unhealthy Milk and Honey actually is?

Imagine a land of it... Sweet jesus would it ever get boring soon.

DigiDiz wrote: I made it to the land of milk and honey :) :D That is all I am prepared to say, without boasting about it too much

Coming from the person who spent most of last week trying to convince one of my friends to dump her no good boyfriend (and you should have heard me do it, one of my finer speeches i must say), you'll find much of it tremendously overrated.

I will also say this. Your post is hardly the most subtle. COnsidering you have spent most of the last six months coming on here asking for dating advice and what not, coming on here saying you have reached the land of honey and using a lot of smileys, well, you'd have to be one of the geeky Yanks not to realise what your are implying.

i don't think he wasn't trying to hide his meaning. i feel sure he was simply sparing our blushes by using a lovely euphemism and not going into details.

there are ladies present, you know.

good for you, digidiz. i'm sure we're almost as relieved as you are.

a lovely euphemism?

My Arse. Why not just fucking come and say it. Entitle the thread "I got laid" and be done with it.

The guy got a shag, and really, who could fucking care?

such vulgarity, liam! and from a smiths fan too. i'm shocked and disappointed.

i personally felt hugely emotionally invested in this man's romantic success. it's been a epic journey worthy of simon bates. how can you fail to be moved?

bloodynora wrote: such vulgarity, liam! and from a smiths fan too. i'm shocked and disappointed.

i personally felt hugely emotionally invested in this man's romantic success. it's been a epic journey worthy of simon bates. how can you fail to be moved?

me thinks its a case of the fox and the grapes....

and Digi

Gazman wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: How much did it cost?

For what?...

..the chloroform or the rohypnol??

Haha, I got both just incase:D

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: So he took my advice and visited a prostitute???

Nope, no way, I cracked a joke with her a week ago, then I chatted her up on Friday, and by Saturday, I was in milk and honey land, sweet innit:D

Ally wrote: Back of the net*!*

Yup, sure indeed, back of the net

Yes !!! How does it feel now ?

Uncle Liam wrote:

DigiDiz wrote: I made it to the land of milk and honey :) :D That is all I am prepared to say, without boasting about it too much

Coming from the person who spent most of last week trying to convince one of my friends to dump her no good boyfriend (and you should have heard me do it, one of my finer speeches i must say), you'll find much of it tremendously overrated.

I will also say this. Your post is hardly the most subtle. COnsidering you have spent most of the last six months coming on here asking for dating advice and what not, coming on here saying you have reached the land of honey and using a lot of smileys, well, you'd have to be one of the geeky Yanks not to realise what your are implying.

Wow, never seen such jealousy, woooo, I am so full of energy, I could run 20 miles in under an hour

3615 Jiphy wrote: Yes !!! How does it feel now ?

Like a huge weight of my shoulders, big time

Good on you lad. Now you start learning

Uncle Liam wrote: ... you'll find much of it tremendously overrated.

Morrissey would be proud of you. Time for a cuppa?

Dodjem wrote: Now you start learning

You offering to teach Jem?

I could be doing with some tips...

Practice makes perfect, so be careful what you practice

Liam, the practice of intervening in other people's relationships is unmanly and a poor substitute for having a relationship of your own.

It would be at least endearing if your intentions were benevolent, or even if you had anything other than crappy advice to offer. Here's some advice from me - sniping at someone else's girlfriend is not, generally, a good way to get off with her or her mates.

Just like your god-awful political arguments, and your ridiculous opinions on popular music, your opinion on other people's relationships seems to be based on a wish to put other people down in order to make yourself look good.

You're not on your own around here by any means, but coming on here and boasting about it is pretty poor even by your standards.

I wish I was a rapper like No Holiday, then I'd write a rap telling you off proper style.

Instead, have this :finger: and my very bad wishes for a horrible day at school tomorrow.

wait till yr married ditz - honey turns to jam

Surely he is married. He must be if he has indeed been subjecting himself to horrible nastiness with a lady?

I sincerely hope so.

Gazman wrote: I could be doing with some tips...

As the prostitute said in the leper colony...

You've been with a lady...? You've done it with a woman? What's it like?

Ally wrote: Back of the net*!*

Or Rank Offside...depending on which province you hail from

Ever the diplomat...Compromise...In off the post.

Food and shelter apart...

Rattle her,that's what we're here for.

That's all I'm saying

DigiDiz wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: So he took my advice and visited a prostitute???

Nope, no way, I cracked a joke with her a week ago, then I chatted her up on Friday, and by Saturday, I was in milk and honey land, sweet innit:D

So its like honey and you didn't buy it with money?

DigiDiz wrote: Like a huge weight of my shoulders, big time

No more young man with weight on his shoulders...