The Pie and Feather Duster

Great new pub in Chorley, you'll never guess who the landlord is ?

Seriously?

Ask him

Pint for the man and a white wine for the lady.Time Gentleman please. I nearly named it the Rocket Robin.

if i move to Chorley, can i have a job?

Mick, do you sell Pork Scratchings?

yes

ROCKET MICK wrote: yes

HOORAH!!!!!

Do you do lock ins and allow Pork Scratchings to be eaten?

Have you any ABBA on the juke box and have you a table football ?

ROCKET MICK wrote: Pint for the man and a white wine for the lady.Time Gentleman please. I nearly named it the Rocket Robin.

Where is it? I'll come down and say hello in a couple of weeks (Don't worry, I won't trash the gaff!)

It's not PROPER work though is it? ;)

And, she will you know, she will.....unless you have a designated rollie-pollie area.

Dodjem wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote: Pint for the man and a white wine for the lady.Time Gentleman please. I nearly named it the Rocket Robin.

Where is it? I'll come down and say hello in a couple of weeks (Don't worry, I won't trash the gaff!)

She's lying

Alas i sacked myself tonight.So i am thinking of getting a proper job.Maybe i can be a DOUBLE for MIKE PHELAN? Who wears SHORT shorts...apart from SHUG?:p

ROCKET MICK wrote: Alas i sacked myself tonight.

I was coming up there this week for my free pint. PAH!

TIME gentleman PLEASE.Next it will be about that my LAST job was MILK MONITOR Junior 3.

So i can't sell you my nuts?

Burt Reynolds wrote: So i can't sell you my nuts?

Only attached to a big sausage.......

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: So i can't sell you my nuts?

Only attached to a big sausage.......

Thank you Mr Banker, but NO DEAL...

ROCKET MICK wrote: Alas i sacked myself tonight.

Bloody hell Rocket, I'm not THAT bad

Oh yes you are Missy !