cheeky cockney urchin

i've never been a fan of danny dyer, but he was stellar on never mind the buzzcocks the other night. bless him. if you didn't see it, it's well worth a watch. repeat tonight?

i like the bit where he calls simon amstell 'babe'

Good to see Amstell is taking a stand against the v neck top plague.I fucking HATE v necks.I finally found a shop selling round neck sweaters recently and snapped up 3 while i had the rare chance.One in blue, one light coloured and one brown.I doubted very much i'd of got the opportunity again as every top produced these days is v necked.Tossers. I blame cunts like that Razorlight singer.

Oooh nice one Nora, I'm gonna watch it On Demand now!

FTR I love a man in a nice V neck

johnny wrote: One in blue, one light coloured and one brown.

a jumper the colour of light? that sounds magical.

It was like the Danny Dyer show!

Which isn't a bad thing of course.

nawwwwwwty

i just watched it again and was crying with laughter. actual tears. he's adorable! i would like to keep him as a cockney pet. i would feed him jellied eels and let him out every evening for a knees up.

bloodynora wrote: i just watched it again and was crying with laughter. actual tears. he's adorable! i would like to keep him as a cockney pet. i would feed him jellied eels and let him out every evening for a knees up.

you should feed him on welks as well..ahh i see though,you mean like the gordie on harry and paul. a danny pet.he'd facking shit all over the gaff though

Ponyboy wrote: nawwwwwwty

Propah nawwwwwty

bloodynora wrote: i just watched it again and was crying with laughter. actual tears. he's adorable! i would like to keep him as a cockney pet. i would feed him jellied eels and let him out every evening for a knees up.

I believe I told you about this on the dog and bone, nora..

bloodynora wrote: i just watched it again and was crying with laughter. actual tears. he's adorable! i would like to keep him as a cockney pet. i would feed him jellied eels and let him out every evening for a knees up.

*puts hand up*

I'll look after him when you're on holiday Miss

I'd do him. Easy. He was out in Bazil when the Vikings went and he was given a Vikings badge. I did instruct Mr Jarvis to get his number for me but Al was fucking useless. He ain't no Cilla. :p

Cockknee

*curtsies*

Bonzette wrote: I'd do him. Easy.

i do not fancy mr dyer at all, despite the nice big arms and twinkly eyes. i'd far rather have rhys darby, who didn't get much of a look in, sadly. that long blondes lass didn't bring much to the party, did she? shame. the sparkly blouse showed so much promise.

i think it's illegal to shag your pets, anyway.

Jesus.

(His eyes are closed on this one)

that's him lying on the bottom of his hutch after the neutering. poor love. the odd cheeky snout's the only pleasure he has left.

bloodynora wrote: that's him lying on the bottom of his hutch after the neutering. poor love.

have you been drinking?

no, dreaming. i can dream. dreaming is free.