US Election - Predictions

No chat, keep it brief. Just your predictions for the outcome and aftermath.

Obama by one state (or two if you count Florida, who will cheat again and return a GOP victory).

The first attempt on his life will come before his inauguration and the second, which will succeed, will be in the first three months of the New Year (in Fort Worth). The VP will serve the full term, everyone will hate him and Palin will win in 2012 by the biggest majority ever.

Obama wins but the race is tighter than expected.....

And afterwards I find a job.

J

Obama.

High voter turnout already reported. I waited in line for 30 minutes at 6:30 AM. I never thought i would see the day when this would happen. Everybody i know is experiencing the same thing. You can't deny high voter turnout benefits Obama. Hopefully, rain won't be bad around the country because it keeps those pansies democrats away.

I'm sticking to McCain winning out of pure stubburness, though its looking less likely. Polls were way off last election (saying Kerry was ahead of Bush by 5%), with the exception of one (was off by 0.1% in final vote), which has been reading a 1% Obama lead this time around.
Thinking the Dems think Obama has it, and the younger and poorer voters decide not to turn out in the droves they would if it were considered closer, allowing McCain to win by a very close margin. Instead of people realizing that there were too many lazies not casting a vote, people will resort to calling the win due to racism.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

scrimshanker wrote: Obama.

High voter turnout already reported. I waited in line for 30 minutes at 6:30 AM. I never thought i would see the day when this would happen. Everybody i know is experiencing the same thing. You can't deny high voter turnout benefits Obama. Hopefully, rain won't be bad around the country because it keeps those pansies democrats away.

Dude...you were standing in line with all the Republicans that had to go to work...

those lazy pot smoking hippie dems won't even remember to go vote today!!!

i guess you never been to brooklyn.

McCain wins. Don King arranges a hit on McCain in a bid to halt his damaging boxing reform plans..

He fails,goes to prison on remand,but gets to keep his brilliant hairstyle on compassionate grounds..and eventually beats the rap with the aid bribery and skullduggery..going on to be president himself in 4 years,again,with the aid of bribery and skullduggery..

Just guessing,like.

OBAMA

The Naked Cowboy predicts a landslide

Any predictions on methods of assassination?

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Erm...that's a bit naughty Burtychops...

Well I'm just having a little chuckle, as Channel 4's sister channel More 4 are currently showing 'Death of a President', as I type. You have to chuckle at the irony of these TV guys.

You saying he's not going to spend his entire term in the crosshairs, Jeff?

Burt Reynolds wrote: Any predictions on methods of assassination?

If McCain wins, something quiet, like a pillow over his face while he sleeps.

'Some idiot'.

A patsy, in other words.

I know what you're saying

Obama probably, but I'm not staying up to find out (gotta go to work at 3 am). Will be driving through northeast Portland around 5 or 6 am, hopefully there won't be any bodies in the street or burning buildings, and will remember that red lights mean go.