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I was drinking with some friends saturday night in a pub; after a few martini I started to talk to two nice, pretty girls (both 25 I think). Everything was fine till one of them called me sir. Sir...:scratch: . It is time to die hahaha:laugh: .

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On Halloween night a teenage girl dressed as a bumblebee asked why I hadn't come in fancy dress.

"I am in fancy dress, I am normally a vampire."

I nodded at her a bit and bared my teeth like I imagined a vampire might.

"So what have you come as then, an engineer?"

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erm...maybe they are simply polite...

I call all females ma'am...even little three year old girls...

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arek wrote: I was drinking with some friends saturday night in a pub; after a few martini I started to talk to two nice, pretty girls (both 25 I think). Everything was fine till one of them called me sir. Sir...:scratch: . It is time to die hahaha:laugh: .

They called you sir, still better than old pervert...

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3615 Jiphy wrote:

arek wrote: I was drinking with some friends saturday night in a pub; after a few martini I started to talk to two nice, pretty girls (both 25 I think). Everything was fine till one of them called me sir. Sir...:scratch: . It is time to die hahaha:laugh: .

They called you sir, still better than old pervert...

That's the next level :laugh: .

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YES-you taking the PISS?:scratch: :lol:

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Bere wrote:

3615 Jiphy wrote:

arek wrote: I was drinking with some friends saturday night in a pub; after a few martini I started to talk to two nice, pretty girls (both 25 I think). Everything was fine till one of them called me sir. Sir...:scratch: . It is time to die hahaha:laugh: .

They called you sir, still better than old pervert...

That's the next level :laugh: .

So its time for Arek to glue mirrors on his shoes?:laugh:

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Bere wrote:

3615 Jiphy wrote:

arek wrote: I was drinking with some friends saturday night in a pub; after a few martini I started to talk to two nice, pretty girls (both 25 I think). Everything was fine till one of them called me sir. Sir...:scratch: . It is time to die hahaha:laugh: .

They called you sir, still better than old pervert...

That's the next level :laugh: .

hehe, ok we will see next week maybe. I have to say the girls was very polite and our talk was not perverse even for one second...

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