I have a friend ive never met
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Gazman wrote: Cue all the NOOLettes fighting amongst themselves...
"Im Gaz's favourite"
"No i am"
There's still a couple of quality individuals around here that I've not had the pleasure of embarassing myself by drinking coke in front of.
And some of those I've met, I may never see again!
Sniff.
Funny, in all my other net activities, I've only made one "friend" from anywhere but NOOL (fuck gobbook), a chap I used to race with in GPL.
BTW, friends you pay for from websites with a .tw domain.....don't count ;)
Gazman wrote: Cue all the NOOLettes fighting amongst themselves...
That's only on Tuesday nights... and yer NOT SUPPOSE TO KNOW ABOUT THAT!!!!!!
:o
Gazman wrote: Ive another friend who i have met,
and she's not bad...
'Not bad' indeed, you love me bitch!
For the 50th time Eimi - ADD ME! You'd LOVE my egg trick... ;)
Chumbawamba - "Add Me"
I’m a loner alone with neurosis and hate Anger is a permanent character trait My letter bombs are primed and they’re ready to send Would you like to add me as a friend?
I’m a wound-up whiner with a fetish for guns I’m almost fifty and I live with my mum I hope my nude picture doesn’t offend Would you like to add me as a friend?
Chorus: Add me, add me, My mother says she wish she never 'ad me Add me, add me, Would you like to add me as a friend? Would you like to add me as a friend?
I’m a recovering alcoholic; I rarely leave my room, Peeping through the curtains in my dog costume, The voices in my head, aah… they’ll get me in the end Would you like to add me as a friend?
I'd really like to mail you the picture that I drew, It’s Kylie’s body, but the head is you I’ve asked you fifty times before I’m asking you again Would you like to add me as a friend?
Chorus
Here’s a picture of me in my Nazi uniform Doing a trick with an egg that I like to perform At a monster truck rally that my mum and me attend Would you like to add me as a friend?
I’ve added Britney, and Paris, and you and Tom, I’m going to find your address so I can visit you at home, I don’t like people, but I like to pretend Would you like to add me as a friend?
Chorus
Diamond 383 wrote:
Old Lead Foot wrote: me too
You were a complete stranger and now you are MINE
GlasVegas wrote: Chumbawumba? Jesus wept! It's 2008 for feck's sake. Thatcher's gone. Move along!
Recorded in 2008... No mention of Thatcher...
Does that mean we shouldn't listen to any bands that were around before Thatcher's political demise in 1992? Or maybe we mustn't listen to pre-Thatcher bands - anyone before 1979? That pretty much excludes most Joy Division and New Order too...
Strange attitude. Please move along like a good little sheep... ;)
Chris Nash wrote: For the 50th time Eimi - ADD ME! You'd LOVE my egg trick... ;)
Chumbawamba - "Add Me"
I’m a loner alone with neurosis and hate Anger is a permanent character trait My letter bombs are primed and they’re ready to send Would you like to add me as a friend?
I’m a wound-up whiner with a fetish for guns I’m almost fifty and I live with my mum I hope my nude picture doesn’t offend Would you like to add me as a friend?
Chorus: Add me, add me, My mother says she wish she never 'ad me Add me, add me, Would you like to add me as a friend? Would you like to add me as a friend?
I’m a recovering alcoholic; I rarely leave my room, Peeping through the curtains in my dog costume, The voices in my head, aah… they’ll get me in the end Would you like to add me as a friend?
I'd really like to mail you the picture that I drew, It’s Kylie’s body, but the head is you I’ve asked you fifty times before I’m asking you again Would you like to add me as a friend?
Chorus
Here’s a picture of me in my Nazi uniform Doing a trick with an egg that I like to perform At a monster truck rally that my mum and me attend Would you like to add me as a friend?
I’ve added Britney, and Paris, and you and Tom, I’m going to find your address so I can visit you at home, I don’t like people, but I like to pretend Would you like to add me as a friend?
Chorus
Dodjem wrote:
Gazman wrote: Ive another friend who i have met,
and she's not bad...
'Not bad' indeed, you love me bitch!
Except when ye make me 'dress up'
Gazman wrote:
Dodjem wrote:
Gazman wrote: Ive another friend who i have met,
and she's not bad...
'Not bad' indeed, you love me bitch!
Except when ye make me 'dress up'
you never complain when I put that frilly French Maid's get up on you...
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Gazman wrote:
Dodjem wrote:
Gazman wrote: Ive another friend who i have met,
and she's not bad...
'Not bad' indeed, you love me bitch!
Except when ye make me 'dress up'
you never complain when I put that frilly French Maid's get up on you...
Thats cos youve usually got your leather chaps
and pink cowboy hat on though 
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Gazman wrote:
Dodjem wrote:
Gazman wrote: Ive another friend who i have met,
and she's not bad...
'Not bad' indeed, you love me bitch!
Except when ye make me 'dress up'
you never complain when I put that frilly French Maid's get up on you...
Jeff, if you ever want to see women dressed up as maids, try going to the Akihabara district in Tokyo.
You might still see women dressed up as maids there wandering the streets.
