What's the worst record you've ever heard?

For me it has to be Freebird by Lynard Skynard, utter tedious unadulterated American Permed Hair Rock at it's worst.

Those VAN ZANT geezers have a lot to answer for.

They probably have a triple live album with Freebird stretched over the six sides. They would make good frisbees though.

Goes with out saying that FAT PIE EATER and the LEATHER TROUSER BOYS would be close behind. tee hee CLOSE BEHIND. The dirty Shirt lifters

my mother has some celine dion CDs. they're pretty gruesome.

everything by jive bunny, give me stars on 45 any day!

LAURIE ANDERSON- O Superman oh and BRONSKI BEAT - Hit That Perfect Beat

My WORK record 1999-NOW........it's BAD!

Due to and EX's insane obsession, Linkin Parks Minutes To Midnight, its a hot candidate for worst album ever.

Breeders - Splash.... especially since I was execting so much from it back in 94 or whenever it came out... many other crap albums, but it was expected so not the suprise as this one.

Well, Freebird has recently been covered by The Orb (and, I think, a certain Mr Hillage might have been involved with it)... :)

And "Oh Superman" is ace...

Nick King wrote: Well, Freebird has recently been covered by The Orb (and, I think, a certain Mr Hillage might have been involved with it)... :)

And "Oh Superman" is ace...

Yer joking

Flying Teapot wrote:

Nick King wrote: Well, Freebird has recently been covered by The Orb (and, I think, a certain Mr Hillage might have been involved with it)... :)

And "Oh Superman" is ace...

Yer joking

Long ago I instigated a strict policy of believing everything I hear about The Orb....becasue it's always true.

the fitness workout one that got to number on about 8 years ago ? also pet clarke - downtown the all last minute of the song just repeats and repeats 'dowwwwn towwwn' dreary as fuck

Nick King wrote:

I never thought I would say this about the orb, but that is utterly tragic.

Shame on you Dr Paterson.

Still, everyone's allowed a Jetstream now and then.

Oh and the worst record I ever heard is that Fast Food Fuckers or whateverthefuck it was called.

Or possible my current record in iRacing F-Mazda. In one week, with six starts at Road America, I've arsefucked my driver rating with spins and meetings with walls, and have thus far posted 4 walls and two shredded transmissions (fuck the fucker who thought modelling that was a good plan....one wheel axle deep in sand, one up in the air, rev engine angrilly following your arrival in said sand, drop clutch...turn gearbox/diff into swarf.) Still, Silverstine this week, I am trying to convince myself that I am in fact Nigel Mansell and that Silverstone is therefor my personal property, it's not working. End irrelevant rant.

AgentWood wrote: my mother has some celine dion CDs. they're pretty gruesome.

I agree on that. I used to own Celine Dion CDs until I refined my musical tastes. I threw the CD away in the garbage can.

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

AgentWood wrote: my mother has some celine dion CDs. they're pretty gruesome.

I agree on that. I used to own Celine Dion CDs until I refined my musical tastes. I threw the CD away in the garbage can.

FFS, you irresponsible bitch!!!!

Suppose a child were to find that and accidentally listen to it, think of the pain you could cause!

That's why when I see free AOL CD's on shop counters, I always grab as many as I can get away with, and microwave them (no, really, I do).

worst record

Surkliff richard: millenium prayer

wrong on so many levels

Doctor? wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

AgentWood wrote: my mother has some celine dion CDs. they're pretty gruesome.

I agree on that. I used to own Celine Dion CDs until I refined my musical tastes. I threw the CD away in the garbage can.

FFS, you irresponsible bitch!!!!

Suppose a child were to find that and accidentally listen to it, think of the pain you could cause!

That's why when I see free AOL CD's on shop counters, I always grab as many as I can get away with, and microwave them (no, really, I do).

Do you ever EVER have sex? i mean with a real live woman.

Erdel Kizilkay wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

AgentWood wrote: my mother has some celine dion CDs. they're pretty gruesome.

I agree on that. I used to own Celine Dion CDs until I refined my musical tastes. I threw the CD away in the garbage can.

FFS, you irresponsible bitch!!!!

Suppose a child were to find that and accidentally listen to it, think of the pain you could cause!

That's why when I see free AOL CD's on shop counters, I always grab as many as I can get away with, and microwave them (no, really, I do).

Do you ever EVER have sex? i mean with a real live woman.

Ocassionally.

Hardly an obsessive compulsive act though is it, taking maybe 5 to ten seonds to reduce the amount of evil in the world.

Anything by Brittany Spears, apart from Hit me Baby one more time

It's here, and it's called 'SUNDAY NIGHT'.

Doctor? wrote:

Erdel Kizilkay wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

AgentWood wrote: my mother has some celine dion CDs. they're pretty gruesome.

I agree on that. I used to own Celine Dion CDs until I refined my musical tastes. I threw the CD away in the garbage can.

FFS, you irresponsible bitch!!!!

Suppose a child were to find that and accidentally listen to it, think of the pain you could cause!

That's why when I see free AOL CD's on shop counters, I always grab as many as I can get away with, and microwave them (no, really, I do).

Do you ever EVER have sex? i mean with a real live woman.

Ocassionally.

Hardly an obsessive compulsive act though is it, taking maybe 5 to ten seonds to reduce the amount of evil in the world.

If you'd take more than 5 to 10 seconds, it might be more than "occasional."

That's got to be the worst record I've ever heard.

Errrm no commie....picking up an AOL virus installation medium takes a few seconds.

Sex can take over a minute! ;)

BTW...I figured SOMEONE would post NH's tune here. Not heard it myself....would rather sit on a cactus than visit myspace these days.

Quite possibly the new Bond main title song. Absolutely shite.

Doctor? wrote:

That's why when I see free AOL CD's on shop counters, I always grab as many as I can get away with.....

As do I......though I put mine to good use, I use the discs as ashtrays of sorts to place lit matches, I've got a nice stack of burnt discs sitting by the fireplace at the moment.

Some of the sturdier packaging of the discs came in handy to mail CD's out in as well (why pay for some things when one doesn't have to?)

as for record, I'll go with whatever the hell song Ashlee Simpson sang at the Orange Bowl a few years ago

Nick King wrote:

is this "taking the piss"? were they stoned or something?

I rather suspect they weren't, for the first time since about 1986, and therein lies the problem.