I'm a celebrity beam me out of here — Forum Archive

14 Nov 2008, 17:24

Mr Sulu is to enter the jungle with nine other folk of varying career curves and full stops.

dont know who they've got lined up for the John Lydon part

Kilroy Silk and Esther Rantzen will be arguing it out for role of token twat

Ant or Dec return as chirpy cherub vote rigging catherine tate robbing norvern uber presenters du jour

and the usual token birds,blondes, wags n ex presenters to gorge on bollox,kanga penises and grubs

and the ex eastender will be played by a gingah

the ex boy band one is a bloke of 30 with some gigs in the pipeline and an agent like stephen merchants character.... probably.

will try not to get sucked into the whole shebang, dropping Big Brother was a piece of piss, cant stand the thing, yet find this and Ramsays kitchen nightmares oddly compelling.

fair play to Sulu though, reckon he will have experienced less strange situations on some fictional distant planet.

bound to ask at some point what's a WAG

14 Nov 2008, 17:26

Hells Kitchen is GreaT.......morning GM from RM.:D

14 Nov 2008, 17:27

The One from the US of A.

14 Nov 2008, 17:31

SHED wrote: Hells Kitchen is GreaT.......morning GM from RM.:D

MRNNG RKT-MCK

you slip your ANkle tag and get to the BLOB shOp in time for VINEGAR verA's open MIC spot ??

theres A Rat IN me KITCHEN worramI gonna DO

14 Nov 2008, 17:33

SHED wrote: The One from the US of A.

AH the ONe where THEY call him CHEf RAmsAy.....

I likE that ONe too :smoking:

14 Nov 2008, 17:48

I don't watch tosh like this. However, girls at work reckon Dani Behr is in this one and Carly Zucker (great belly but not so sure about the face).

Cue hundreds of threads about how fit Dani Behr is/was.

And she actually was. Fair play.

14 Nov 2008, 18:05

Dodjem wrote: I don't watch tosh like this. However, girls at work reckon Dani Behr is in this one and Carly Zucker (great belly but not so sure about the face).

Cue hundreds of threads about how fit Dani Behr is/was.

And she actually was. Fair play.

very pretty, Ryan giggs' ex, caused a stir when he took her in walkden blockbuster apparently way back in the days of the Word, didn't see her myself but in true tradition of these things .... know a bloke in the pub who did

his assesment was something like ' what's she doin with that skenny eyed cunt'

yep walkden had a glamourous couple for a day or two, hardly Brangelina admitedly but hey ho :hat:

15 Nov 2008, 01:18

Dodjem wrote: I don't watch tosh like this. However, girls at work reckon Dani Behr is in this one and Carly Zucker (great belly but not so sure about the face).

Cue hundreds of threads about how fit Dani Behr is/was.

And she actually was. Fair play.

she never really did it for me.

And she was bos eyed!

:evil4:

:nuts:

15 Nov 2008, 01:54

wrote:

Dodjem wrote: I don't watch tosh like this. However, girls at work reckon Dani Behr is in this one and Carly Zucker (great belly but not so sure about the face).

Cue hundreds of threads about how fit Dani Behr is/was.

And she actually was. Fair play.

she never really did it for me.

And she was bos eyed!

Met her in a night club a few year back, think i tickled her fancy,she kept sending me over drinks (trying to get me drunk),dont think she was best pleased when i upped and left before she could make her move on me :laugh:

*and if ye believe that pish....

:laugh:

15 Nov 2008, 19:29

Danny berrrrrrrrrrrrr had a sexy voice years ago on the tube.dont expect thats enough in the jungle though,or maybe

17 Nov 2008, 07:23

There's a footballers wife with massive knockers.

Needless to say, I will be tuning in.

Hope Kilroy Silk gets every task.

Horrible, horrible cunt of a man.

17 Nov 2008, 15:53

ShugZV wrote:

Hope Kilroy Silk gets every task.

Horrible, horrible cunt of a man.

Agreed on that mi amigo, and how in fuck can he be an M.E.P whilst fuckin about in the jungle? Or aint he an MEP anymore? Or is that what MEP'ing is all about? Fucking about in jungles or otherwise

17 Nov 2008, 19:36

It's not a jungle, it's the back plot of a hotel. Now even without being told that, the intelligent viewer should deduce that power supply for several thousand watts of tv lighting and half a dozen cameras are not fitted to trees. Also technies are not exposure obsessed fucks, and prefer warm beds and room service to jungle dwelling.

Danny behr? Was she not the one who looked (broad shoulders, big arms, bent nose) and sounded (deep, gravelly voice) like a rugby prop? Or was that Adam De Cadenet's sister?

If we're talking chicks-from-the-word.....anyone remember mufty? I still have nightmares..."arrrrrgh" I wake up screaming, and "the bald geordi bull-dykes are coming for me". Being a bald geordie bull-dyke is not in and of itself a bad thing, IF you actually have any skills relevent to your job, sadly mufty was as good at presenting a tv show as the governemt is at hanging on to sensetive data.

Personally I am hoping for a late late breakfast show scenario, except instead of an innocent member of the public being brutally killed for a cheap saturday night larf....it's Kilroy. Not only will the world be one cunt lighter, but this waste of electromagnetism may finally be consigned to the toilet it crawled out of.

18 Nov 2008, 02:26

Doctor? wrote: It's not a jungle, it's the back plot of a hotel. Now even without being told that, the intelligent viewer should deduce that power supply for several thousand watts of tv lighting and half a dozen cameras are not fitted to trees. Also technies are not exposure obsessed fucks, and prefer warm beds and room service to jungle dwelling.

Yeah right :rolleyes: You will be trying to tell me Tarzan was made in Hollywood next and Cheetah din't write his recent autobiography

18 Nov 2008, 11:09

GaryMac wrote:

Doctor? wrote: It's not a jungle, it's the back plot of a hotel. Now even without being told that, the intelligent viewer should deduce that power supply for several thousand watts of tv lighting and half a dozen cameras are not fitted to trees. Also technies are not exposure obsessed fucks, and prefer warm beds and room service to jungle dwelling.

Yeah right You will be trying to tell me Tarzan was made in Hollywood next and Cheetah din't write his recent autobiography

Don't be a nob Gary, Tarzan was a Fly-On-The-Wall documentary series.

Not sure about Cheetah though, he's been awfully busy for the last 8 years running America.

18 Nov 2008, 13:38

Doctor? wrote:

GaryMac wrote:

Doctor? wrote: It's not a jungle, it's the back plot of a hotel. Now even without being told that, the intelligent viewer should deduce that power supply for several thousand watts of tv lighting and half a dozen cameras are not fitted to trees. Also technies are not exposure obsessed fucks, and prefer warm beds and room service to jungle dwelling.

Yeah right You will be trying to tell me Tarzan was made in Hollywood next and Cheetah din't write his recent autobiography

Don't be a nob Gary, Tarzan was a Fly-On-The-Wall documentary series.

Not sure about Cheetah though, he's been awfully busy for the last 8 years running America.

touche :laugh: