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James Thomas wrote: Morning Mike,don't forget your new guise means no bacon sarnies! :)
Bugger 
Opium Growing Woman Hating Scum wrote:
James Thomas wrote: Morning Mike,don't forget your new guise means no bacon sarnies! :)
Bugger
Suicide bomb your local tesco in your impotent rage. Leave it until mid morning....more kids in by then.....oh and take a tip from my countrymen.....phone in a bombscare for a shop accross the road 5 mins before hand.....you can get a bunch of cops and ambulancemen too, the bastards!
... and that trip to the bookies? 
(You can keep your job though, although you can make your living fromthe evils of gambling it's important that you don't gamble yourself. It's a bit like owning an offy)
Doctor? wrote:
Opium Growing Woman Hating Scum wrote:
James Thomas wrote: Morning Mike,don't forget your new guise means no bacon sarnies! :)
Bugger
Suicide bomb your local tesco in your impotent rage. Leave it until mid morning....more kids in by then.....oh and take a tip from my countrymen.....phone in a bombscare for a shop accross the road 5 mins before hand.....you can get a bunch of cops and ambulancemen too, the bastards!
Or ye could plant two bombs,timed say,10 mins apart, that way after the first one goes off,and everybodies panicking,you can put them outta their misery with the second one....
but according to our bristol based religeous affairs corespondent, prostitution and smoking are fine, so it cant be all bad
James Thomas wrote: Oh! You'll have to lose the polo neck as well.
I thought it was just the Jews that didnt like polo necks,Mussies as well 
,never knew that
Ah well,everydays a school day,as they say
Gazman wrote:
James Thomas wrote: Oh! You'll have to lose the polo neck as well.
I thought it was just the Jews that didnt like polo necks,Mussies as well
Ah well,everydays a school day,as they say
Any wonder fundies are so fuckin bad tempered, an unshielded bell-end rubbin against camel hair gonks!
"God is perfect, and all powerful and infalible.......well, apart from this minor design flaw on the willie....but we're smarter than him, so we'll just sort that.....(snick)"
Doctor? wrote:
Gazman wrote:
James Thomas wrote: Oh! You'll have to lose the polo neck as well.
I thought it was just the Jews that didnt like polo necks,Mussies as well
Ah well,everydays a school day,as they say
Any wonder fundies are so fuckin bad tempered, an unshielded bell-end rubbin against camel hair gonks!
"God is perfect, and all powerful and infalible.......well, apart from this minor design flaw on the willie....but we're smarter than him, so we'll just sort that.....(snick)"
and its Allah,isnt God one of they infidels!
Allah is just Arabic for god....christians who speak the various arab tongues refer to JC's Da as Allah.
It's all the same non-existing cunt anyway isn't it.
Diamond 383 wrote: Is there a reason why you're all taking the ravings of this moron so seriously?
That's really no way to speak of Michael!!! You knew he's one string short of a Shergold, now leave him be....OH....you mean thon other fuckwitt? I think it's more a case of ensuring he gets bored before we do.
EDIT: besides, in all the time you've seen me post on NOOL, how often have I need any excuse whatsoever to get well and truly leathered into the religiously deluded?
Infidels die you western scum.
Smoke my opium and pay over the odds for my oil.
Oh and I love your benefit system, my 34 wives are all claiming dole - thank you :)
Doctor? wrote: Allah is just Arabic for god....christians who speak the various arab tongues refer to JC's Da as Allah.
It's all the same non-existing cunt anyway isn't it.
It's not Allah, it's ALAN we all worship ALAN WHICKER he is the true ALAN 
Opium Growing Woman Hating Scum wrote: Infidels die you western scum.
Smoke my opium and pay over the odds for my oil.
Oh and I love your benefit system, my 34 wives are all claiming dole - thank you :)
Mike it is your duty to wage jihad on anyone who would suggest killing an arab.
