Yummie Mummy Says It's Not Funny
A Santa Claus was removed from his grotto after a woman complained that he asked if she wanted to sit on his lap, despite warnings about his behaviour by his helper elf.
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A Santa Claus was removed from his grotto after a woman complained that he asked if she wanted to sit on his lap, despite warnings about his behaviour by his helper elf.
"I had no intention of offending her, I just wanted to include her in the moment. Christmas is for adults too.
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