Bands with bad Keith?

A natural progression from the bad teeth thread..

Soft Cell?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bad-keith

Hm. Disgusting. But I wonder about the origin of that phrase.

all dem goerdie bands have got bad keef,comprende boaty!

New Order and Bad Keith Allen

Are you watching Take That Come To Town, Mike? I am

Axl Rose seems like a gaping anus, I dunno if that is the same

Yes Johnny, i want to bum that Jason Orange, after you of course

Take That awesome , a proper Manchester band

Erasure

Seeker of Truth and Justice wrote: Take That awesome , a proper Manchester band

They are SOOOOO SWEEEEEET! Bless.

It's Girls Aloud next week! Yippee, cannae wait.

The Jeffaris

Rolling Stones......i'll get my BRIAN JONES

The Prodigy - he's a firestarter you know. and that Keith Urban, really baaad. I've got a Swap Shop 7 inch "I just wanna be a winner" with Keith Chegwin on it.

Toby Keith?

Right, I am officially calling bullshit on this!

I have a theory....

Boaty made the whole thing up whilst running on (very) full tanks, he fabricated the urban fictionary definition to back him up, and posted here knowing we're all thick filthy minded twats.

I cite as evidence the fact that in no way can the supplied definition be manouvred into the example sentence and make sense. THis is clearly the work of someone who's consumed enough beer the slake the thirst of 12 hours in the fires of Mordor! QED

Outrageous! Prove it.

The urban definition is listed as a Jan 2004 entry,credited to a Jordan Sissel. I merely stumbled upon it via email..

A quite libelous statement. A poorly researched theory,designed to defame me!

Nice touch on Mordor reference though,Cambo! Even I nearly believed you..

You make me sound like a common criminal..

I'll be getting the old'Good Keith,Bad Keith' routine from you next .....See that?It fits into a sentence and makes perfect sense,aswell...

Don't have to prove it. You forget this is Whacqui Jacqui's Britain. I just need to acuse you of it and your name goes on a database for life with the words "may make up strange sexual terms and post them online" beside it....forever!!!

Doctor? wrote: Don't have to prove it. You forget this is Whacqui Jacqui's Britain. I just need to acuse you of it and your name goes on a database for life with the words "may make up strange sexual terms and post them online" beside it....forever!!!

You make it sound like a knighthood.

Chuck in 120 acres of Berkshire,free beer,and women of the non earbashing type,and more free beer and lots of drugs for life,and I'll think about it.

It has to be Berkshire though.I have my reasons. Can you do all that with a sonic screwdriver?

Impressed of Redders!

Boatraceface wrote: and women of the non earbashing type,

Is there such a thing ?

Can ye ask Santa for one