Apocalypse Liam

johnny wrote: Liam can afford gigs because he hasn't got a Mortgage and/or bills to pay.

Liam has never lived it up in Tel Aviv (only poor Barcelona)

Again, I WIN THE ARGUMENT.

Yeah, Barcelona with all my mates and watching my favourite band (well, second fave) Poor me, eh? DOnt know how i'll recover from that...

Does anyone know what the argument is? Johnny tried to get a gang to beat me up, he chickened out and has tried to move the debate to holiday destinations.

Can anyone clarify if its my fault that Johnnys mortgage costs so much? Can anyone recall a time when i forced him to take it out?

OOhhhhhhhh my screen's gone all bennt.MGMT sound much more sonic at 2.30am than before.They've gone all Lemon Popsicle Tel Aviv 1968 maaaan...screeeeeeeennn beeeeeeeent.Gone all wide screen bent maaaan...... sorryy what was the argument again? it's gone all Zurich airport heeeeereeeee

you know what Johnny, at least you've proven tonight was total coward, dickhead and complete twat you are. One wonders if you are going to wake up tomorrow, and delate all these posts, hoping that no one either sees it or remembers it.

So many highlights in this thread, i only went to "poor barcelona" yet still able to go to loads fo gigs as I dont have a mortgage.

I'm sure everyone who reads this nwill realise just how much I was quaking in my boots.

Oh that's nice.Sorry Liam you'll have to repeat the question whatever it was

What was the question Liam?

johnny wrote: Oh that's nice.Sorry Liam you'll have to repeat the question whatever it was

Its not a question, its a statement: You are a fucking coward, you are a sad cunt who makes bold statements behind a keyboard who got scared when invited to go through with this threat, you're just fucking jealous that your life revolves around rugby and you go on holiday to tel aviv alone whereas I go out whenever I can wherever I can and goes on holiday with loads of my mates. But you know, i'm sure next year New Order will reform, and you'll go into the pub and pretend to be everyones best mate whilst everyone will realise what a sad little cunt you actually are.

Whereas me, as posters on this board will testify, if someone slags me off, or has a go at me, I really dont give a fuck.

See you around.

Oh yeah, but I wont, will I. And nor will anyone else.

BRILLIANT!

Cheers lads for putting on a show for 2009.

And.. not wanting to side with anyone, but I wouldnt go to Tel Aviv if i was offered free tickets. Really can't see the attraction or inclination. And no need to put up pics of gorgeous Israeli lasses.. there are gorgeous girls everywhere.

Bognor Regis is where its 'appening

The Teacher wrote: you know what Johnny, at least you've proven tonight was total coward, dickhead and complete twat you are. One wonders if you are going to wake up tomorrow, and delate all these posts, hoping that no one either sees it or remembers it.

So many highlights in this thread, i only went to "poor barcelona" yet still able to go to loads fo gigs as I dont have a mortgage.

I'm sure everyone who reads this nwill realise just how much I was quaking in my boots.

ok mate whatever

johnny wrote: i'll come over the fields to yelvertoft with an axe AND CHOP DOWN YOUR DOORS

I almost read that as 'bash yer backdoors in'

The Teacher wrote:

johnny wrote: Oh that's nice.Sorry Liam you'll have to repeat the question whatever it was

Its not a question, its a statement: You are a fucking coward, you are a sad cunt who makes bold statements behind a keyboard who got scared when invited to go through with this threat, you're just fucking jealous that your life revolves around rugby and you go on holiday to tel aviv alone whereas I go out whenever I can wherever I can and goes on holiday with loads of my mates. But you know, i'm sure next year New Order will reform, and you'll go into the pub and pretend to be everyones best mate whilst everyone will realise what a sad little cunt you actually are.

Whereas me, as posters on this board will testify, if someone slags me off, or has a go at me, I really dont give a fuck.

See you around.

Oh yeah, but I wont, will I. And nor will anyone else.

Ok mate .will try to take that on board for 2009.Can't promise anything what with the job hunting, mortgage repayments and health worries but i will try my utmost to put your comments to the forefront of my mind in 2009. It will be hard , but i will do my best.Will get back to you on how things are progressing on the "Let's take heed of Liam Core's life advice 2009 thing-a-me-jig-what's-it-burrrp-fart-2009" Got a couple of days holiday left before i go back to that awful Factory that i toil over 24 hours a day 365 days a year for your loyal servant Lord Liam.I promise never to visit Israel again and to go to a gig every night in 2009.Happy New Year, Master Liam

Wow, I got out for 5 hours, to work I might add.....and come back to a full on NOOLwar.

Can't turn my back on you for a minute can I?

Burt Reynolds wrote: And.. not wanting to side with anyone, but I wouldnt go to Tel Aviv if i was offered free tickets. Really can't see the attraction or inclination.

Oh you poor ignorant soul.Bless.You probably think it's all run down Palestinian shacks.Then again, you are a Cockney, aren't you?

johnny wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: And.. not wanting to side with anyone, but I wouldnt go to Tel Aviv if i was offered free tickets. Really can't see the attraction or inclination.

Oh you poor ignorant soul.Bless.You probably think it's all run down Palestinian shacks.Then again, you are a Cockney, aren't you?

Course not.....the bulldozed the shacks....probably with the women and kids still in them. And all the Palestinians can do is fire rockets at them...ungrateful bastards.

The Teacher wrote:

But you know, i'm sure next year New Order will reform,/quote]

Good lord let's hope not.What on earth gives you that idea?

johnny wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: And.. not wanting to side with anyone, but I wouldnt go to Tel Aviv if i was offered free tickets. Really can't see the attraction or inclination.

Oh you poor ignorant soul.Bless.You probably think it's all run down Palestinian shacks.Then again, you are a Cockney, aren't you?

Nope. Can't really see the capital of Israel being full of Palestinian shacks. Do you think I'm fucking stupid or something? And no, not a cockney either.

I just am not enamoured with the prospect of visiting Israel, as you painfully obviously are. What is it, about the place?.. do you like going to the most disputed country on earth?..

I did actually go there when i was 12. Wasn't impressed. Could think of two or three dozen countries I'd rather visit. And have a decent shit in.

Strange obsession you have there, young man.

Dr's travelogue guide.

Gruesome, dusty place where everything has been wrecked, ruined, burned or blown up by one of three [1] bunches of religious retards who all think the sky fairy gave the place to them. Possibly the only place less homely than Belfast in the 1970's. Candidate for thermonuclear sterilization.

I could understand if the place looked like Lancashire, or Cumbria, or Dorset or even my own, beautiful (fuck up Liam! I mean outside the towns) Down......but it looks like the set of mad max III.

[1]Possibly 4, if you count the rich US-import Jews separately, because they sure as hell think they're better than the common local Jewish folks according to several accounts.

Doctor? wrote: Dr's travelogue guide.

Gruesome, dusty place where everything has been wrecked, ruined, burned or blown up by one of three [1] bunches of religious retards who all think the sky fairy gave the place to them. Possibly the only place less homely than Belfast in the 1970's. Candidate for thermonuclear sterilization.

I could understand if the place looked like Lancashire, or Cumbria, or Dorset or even my own, beautiful (fuck up Liam! I mean outside the towns) Down......but it looks like the set of mad max III.

[1]Possibly 4, if you count the rich US-import Jews separately, because they sure as hell think they're better than the common local Jewish folks according to several accounts.

I go pretty much along with that.. I just don't see the appeal in going to a manufactured country, constantly in turmoil. I felt a bit guilty when i just rolled my eyes at the news in the last week. What is it about something kicking off in Israel just after Xmas?

Is it government agenda or something?.. and really.. WHY would anyone get so excited about going on holiday there? Some people boast about wealth, owning a nice car, big property etc.. but going to Tel Aviv?.. C'MON! (tm Stevo)

The Teacher wrote:

See you around.

Oh yeah, but I wont, will I. And nor will anyone else.

Sorry, you won't see me at the annual Happy Mondays/808 State/Hacienda reunion.Oh dear

johnny wrote:

The Teacher wrote:

See you around.

Oh yeah, but I wont, will I. And nor will anyone else.

Sorry, you won't see me at the annual Happy Mondays/808 State/Hacienda reunion.Oh dear

Don't think Liam was there either

Now sleep off that bitterness sir.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Dr's travelogue guide.

Gruesome, dusty place where everything has been wrecked, ruined, burned or blown up by one of three [1] bunches of religious retards who all think the sky fairy gave the place to them. Possibly the only place less homely than Belfast in the 1970's. Candidate for thermonuclear sterilization.

I could understand if the place looked like Lancashire, or Cumbria, or Dorset or even my own, beautiful (fuck up Liam! I mean outside the towns) Down......but it looks like the set of mad max III.

[1]Possibly 4, if you count the rich US-import Jews separately, because they sure as hell think they're better than the common local Jewish folks according to several accounts.

I go pretty much along with that.. I just don't see the appeal in going to a manufactured country, constantly in turmoil. I felt a bit guilty when i just rolled my eyes at the news in the last week. What is it about something kicking off in Israel just after Xmas?

Is it government agenda or something?.. and really.. WHY would anyone get so excited about going on holiday there? Some people boast about wealth, owning a nice car, big property etc.. but going to Tel Aviv?.. C'MON! (tm Stevo)

You haven't boasted about you've talked to on the phone lately, Burt.Go on, tell us who you've spoken too recently.It really impresses me. I know you like to make a big thing about who you've just come off the phone from.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

johnny wrote:

The Teacher wrote:

See you around.

Oh yeah, but I wont, will I. And nor will anyone else.

Sorry, you won't see me at the annual Happy Mondays/808 State/Hacienda reunion.Oh dear

Don't think Liam was there either

Now sleep off that bitterness sir.

I was thinking "poor shot sir".....everyone knows Liam would suffer a cynicism induced seizure at the merest thought of such a gig.

I'm going to the Falls Road for my holidays BTW.....I will of course be wearing a union jack on every item of clothing.

johnny wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Dr's travelogue guide.

Gruesome, dusty place where everything has been wrecked, ruined, burned or blown up by one of three [1] bunches of religious retards who all think the sky fairy gave the place to them. Possibly the only place less homely than Belfast in the 1970's. Candidate for thermonuclear sterilization.

I could understand if the place looked like Lancashire, or Cumbria, or Dorset or even my own, beautiful (fuck up Liam! I mean outside the towns) Down......but it looks like the set of mad max III.

[1]Possibly 4, if you count the rich US-import Jews separately, because they sure as hell think they're better than the common local Jewish folks according to several accounts.

I go pretty much along with that.. I just don't see the appeal in going to a manufactured country, constantly in turmoil. I felt a bit guilty when i just rolled my eyes at the news in the last week. What is it about something kicking off in Israel just after Xmas?

Is it government agenda or something?.. and really.. WHY would anyone get so excited about going on holiday there? Some people boast about wealth, owning a nice car, big property etc.. but going to Tel Aviv?.. C'MON! (tm Stevo)

You haven't boasted about you've talked to on the phone lately, Burt.Go on, tell us who you've spoken too recently.It really impresses me. I know you like to make a big thing about who you've just come off the phone from.

Actually.. just got off the phone to Shimon Peres. He's saying it's not a good idea right now either.

Funny how you mention Orbital quite a few times on these boards, Burt, but soon as i mention Israel or Future Sound Of London more than once you think i'm obsessed.Ok, it's alright for you to be obsessed with Orbital, bless.

johnny wrote: Funny how you mention Orbital quite a few times on these boards, Burt, but soon as i mention Israel or Future Sound Of London more than once you think i'm obsessed.Ok, it's alright for you to be obsessed with Orbital, bless.

If I had a big bag of straws, I'd offer them to you, and watch you reach out and try and clutch them. Now go to bed, and wake up in 2009, and read all the shite you've been typing later this afternoon.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

johnny wrote: Funny how you mention Orbital quite a few times on these boards, Burt, but soon as i mention Israel or Future Sound Of London more than once you think i'm obsessed.Ok, it's alright for you to be obsessed with Orbital, bless.

If I had a big bag of straws, I'd offer them to you, and watch you reach out and try and clutch them. Now go to bed, and wake up in 2009, and read all the shite you've been typing later this afternoon.

Oh that old straw quote thing.Oh dear