Where you going on holiday this year?
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Either Jamaica or the Maldives.
Would love to go to Atlantis paradise in the Bahamas but cant stretch to that unfortunately.
Fancied Costa Rica the other year,but the hols there are them action adventure type hols,defo not my bag man!
Assuming I am well enough, one or more of the following........
24 Heures Du Mans
Silverstone (could be my last chance to hear the greatest sound in the world, that of the whole field of F1 cars taking Copse corner at 160mph at the start of Lap 2)
Spa Francorchamps
I got a cracking deal the other week,
4 star hotel,all inclusive for £50 a head 
Shame its in fuckin Iraq!
getting married so it will be honeymoon, somewhere warm hot with alcohol and food included in the price for three weeks.
oh FUCK NO!!!
if you insist on coming to one of the islands in the Caribbean, you can do much better than that one!!!
get yerself (and lady nuts) to St. Maarten...
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
oh FUCK NO!!!
if you insist on coming to one of the islands in the Caribbean, you can do much better than that one!!!
get yerself (and lady nuts) to St. Maarten...
Go tap in St Maartens on Youtube. One hell of a landing !!!
Obviously Kerala in Southern India. Huge English speaking population, guaranteed predictable weather, astonishingly cheap for food and yet many traditions that were left over from the British. Not a great place for stag and hen do's yet though.
Dave Earnshaw wrote: Obviously Kerala in Southern India. Huge English speaking population, guaranteed predictable weather, astonishingly cheap for food and yet many traditions that were left over from the British. Not a great place for stag and hen do's yet though.
Obviously. Where else would any self-respecting Bristol Muslim find themselves this year? 
El Jarvo wrote:
Dave Earnshaw wrote: Obviously Kerala in Southern India. Huge English speaking population, guaranteed predictable weather, astonishingly cheap for food and yet many traditions that were left over from the British. Not a great place for stag and hen do's yet though.
Obviously. Where else would any self-respecting Bristol Muslim find themselves this year?
pffft. Beat me to it.
That Mansoor Bristol fuck reappeared - not been killed yet.... Thought i might try some third world shithole- Selby 
El Jarvo wrote:
Dave Earnshaw wrote: Obviously Kerala in Southern India. Huge English speaking population, guaranteed predictable weather, astonishingly cheap for food and yet many traditions that were left over from the British. Not a great place for stag and hen do's yet though.
Obviously. Where else would any self-respecting Bristol Muslim find themselves this year?
dunno what you are insinuating. KL is 80% Catholic
Dave Earnshaw wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Dave Earnshaw wrote: Obviously Kerala in Southern India. Huge English speaking population, guaranteed predictable weather, astonishingly cheap for food and yet many traditions that were left over from the British. Not a great place for stag and hen do's yet though.
Obviously. Where else would any self-respecting Bristol Muslim find themselves this year?
dunno what you are insinuating. KL is 80% Catholic
And how would any Catholic state over there have any British traditions? Portuguese perhaps, not our lot.
Anyways, what you still doing here Kingy? Ain't one ban good enough for you?
no holidays here. Broke as hell and don't see the light coming until the end of next year??? A drive down to the beach, San Diego, LA or visit snow up in the mountians will most likely happen... but anything over 1 hour out of the way is probably out of the question.
El Jarvo wrote:
Anyways, what you still doing here Kingy? Ain't one ban good enough for you?
El Jarvo wrote:
Dave Earnshaw wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Dave Earnshaw wrote: Obviously Kerala in Southern India. Huge English speaking population, guaranteed predictable weather, astonishingly cheap for food and yet many traditions that were left over from the British. Not a great place for stag and hen do's yet though.
Obviously. Where else would any self-respecting Bristol Muslim find themselves this year?
dunno what you are insinuating. KL is 80% Catholic
And how would any Catholic state over there have any British traditions? Portuguese perhaps, not our lot.
Anyways, what you still doing here Kingy? Ain't one ban good enough for you?
Britain colonised India I believe. Therefore a lot of institutions, practices and phrases are left over from pre WW2 Britain. New Year in Hyderabad or Madras is an absolute riot and yet you never see wanton violence or bimbos being shafted in back alleys.
Dave Earnshaw wrote: Britain colonised India I believe. Therefore a lot of institutions, practices and phrases are left over from pre WW2 Britain. New Year in Hyderabad or Madras is an absolute riot and yet you never see wanton violence or bimbos being shafted in back alleys.
As a troll, you're a really shit troll, aren't you? I don't know what's worse - you being just plain offensive, or being utterly boring, as you are in this post.
As for bimbos shafted in back alleys and acts of wanton violence, I've been to India, and I could tell you some stories. 
El Jarvo wrote: Anyways, what you still doing here Kingy? Ain't one ban good enough for you?
Nah, it can't be Kingy, as Mr Earnshaw is using apostrophes and correct grammar. Andrew King (despite his alleged proficiency in literacy) couldn't string a sentence together! :p
Dave Earnshaw wrote: yet you never see wanton violence or bimbos being shafted in back alleys.
Fuck going there then
El Jarvo wrote:
As for bimbos shafted in back alleys and acts of wanton violence, I've been to India, and I could tell you some stories.
Im all ears Al
El Jarvo wrote:
Dave Earnshaw wrote: Britain colonised India I believe. Therefore a lot of institutions, practices and phrases are left over from pre WW2 Britain. New Year in Hyderabad or Madras is an absolute riot and yet you never see wanton violence or bimbos being shafted in back alleys.
As a troll, you're a really shit troll, aren't you? I don't know what's worse - you being just plain offensive, or being utterly boring, as you are in this post.
As for bimbos shafted in back alleys and acts of wanton violence, I've been to India, and I could tell you some stories.
An early contender for post of the year!
Gazman wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
As for bimbos shafted in back alleys and acts of wanton violence, I've been to India, and I could tell you some stories.
Im all ears Al
So am I actually.
The Teacher wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Dave Earnshaw wrote: Britain colonised India I believe. Therefore a lot of institutions, practices and phrases are left over from pre WW2 Britain. New Year in Hyderabad or Madras is an absolute riot and yet you never see wanton violence or bimbos being shafted in back alleys.
As a troll, you're a really shit troll, aren't you? I don't know what's worse - you being just plain offensive, or being utterly boring, as you are in this post.
As for bimbos shafted in back alleys and acts of wanton violence, I've been to India, and I could tell you some stories.
An early contender for post of the year!
Only if he spills the beans!
Gazman wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
As for bimbos shafted in back alleys and acts of wanton violence, I've been to India, and I could tell you some stories.
Im all ears Al
Why goes on tour ... stays on tour.
Well, actually, it'd just go on Facebook now.
I've got loadsa tales though, for when we eventually meet.
El Jarvo wrote:
Gazman wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
As for bimbos shafted in back alleys and acts of wanton violence, I've been to India, and I could tell you some stories.
Im all ears Al
Why goes on tour ... stays on tour.
Well, actually, it'd just go on Facebook now.
I've got loadsa tales though, for when we eventually meet.
Sounds good mate
I'll astound ye with some anecdotes of my own
