NOOL Top/Worst Moments of 2008

Don't think this was done yet...

Is it...

NH's music and yodigiddty ghetto-talk whilst doing his girl in a beer and piss soaked alleyway...

Ali's idiotic claim to overrtake Britian with ME voodoo, 'cause blowing crap up is more moral than drinking and dancing at clubs...

Liam's self-glorifying-twat-flapping at all times, except for his short absence...

Warners' release of biffed up remasters, which lead to an insermountable amount of data and graphs on the sane side.

Us f'ing septics over-running the site with our election, fighting trench warfare with each side using my-cock-is-bigger arguements, only to find that it is true that a black man's cock is bigger than an old, shiveled white one.

Only stuff I can think of off the top of my head....

Wow, forgot all about that thread, but it got sidetracked and was full of other wank and only a dozen or so posts relate to the misleading title.

Aye,and this one wont go the same way...

Gazman wrote: Aye,and this one wont go the same way...

They never do...

Gazman wrote: Aye,and this one wont go the same way...

Watch it Gaz... or I'll put you on next years list

There have been two examplary nuts: White American No Holiday and English arab eh.. Ali Sanur (?)

EdelBrock wrote:

Gazman wrote: Aye,and this one wont go the same way...

Watch it Gaz... or I'll put you on next years list

Oh shit,the marines are after me...

The last person who should worry is the one they are targetting...it's all the poor bastards within a 500mile radius of you who should shite themselves. Just, whatever you do, don't paint a red cross on your roof!

Doctor? wrote: The last person who should worry is the one they are targetting...it's all the poor bastards within a 500mile radius of you who should shite themselves. Just, whatever you do, don't paint a red cross on your roof!

So i'll be ok then

Gazman wrote:

Doctor? wrote: The last person who should worry is the one they are targetting...it's all the poor bastards within a 500mile radius of you who should shite themselves. Just, whatever you do, don't paint a red cross on your roof!

So i'll be ok then

Absolutely, especially if you wave a big flag saying "over here!". Local shcools and hospitals, probably wont be so lucky ;)

Gazman wrote:

Doctor? wrote: The last person who should worry is the one they are targetting...it's all the poor bastards within a 500mile radius of you who should shite themselves. Just, whatever you do, don't paint a red cross on your roof!

So i'll be ok then

Not quite, Marines aren't the part of the Chair Force. We don't bomb, we just come over and knock down yer door.

I'll be watching you

Hmmmm he has a point you know the Marines probably are atouch more dangerous than most US forces.

Edel: dontcha have your own airforce? loads of AV8's ?

(for the UK folks, that's a Harrier, built wrong and badly maintained, hence the apalling accident record....well OK, they ARE a cunt to fly too, and the RAF have binned a few, but the USMC seem to be on a mission to eliminate their own pilots with them).

Doctor? wrote: Hmmmm he has a point you know the Marines probably are atouch more dangerous than most US forces.

Edel: dontcha have your own airforce? loads of AV8's ?

(for the UK folks, that's a Harrier, built wrong and badly maintained, hence the apalling accident record....well OK, they ARE a cunt to fly too, and the RAF have binned a few, but the USMC seem to be on a mission to eliminate their own pilots with them).

We have fighter planes and the Harriers (that for some reason we just can't get rid of)* Mainly to protect naval ships... But nothing that drops bombs or guided missles.

We have a larger Helo force with the Cobra for ground combat, but the Hellfire missle is probably the most deadly. All the other helos are for transport.

*Note that they are trying to replace it and the Sea Knight (2 prop helo, the last one built in '72) with the dreaded Osprey, which has had a terrible flight record.

EdelBrock wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Doctor? wrote: The last person who should worry is the one they are targetting...it's all the poor bastards within a 500mile radius of you who should shite themselves. Just, whatever you do, don't paint a red cross on your roof!

So i'll be ok then

I'll be watching you

Ooohh kinky!

Whatever turns ye on...

Shoulda went with the GR5,6,7 etc or the sea harrier instead of letting MD go nuts with the AV8b (which is funny cos they did the very same thing to the harrier as US car companies do to european cars, made it fatter and gave it loads of power).

I note they aren't touching the new US design VSTOL with a bargepole for some reason, it's odd because it SEEMS to work. Our air force are trying to pinch the navy's sea harriers again FWIW.

Hellfire is a weapons system I approve of, because it only kills bad guys (OK, and a few of your own now and then), it wont target a kid playing in a sandpit, but it'll fuck over a main battle tank at 10 miles. I believe the Iraqi's (during the war where you WERE on the right side, not the new one where there was fuck all left to target anyway), called the Apache (and presumably the Cobra too), "The black death", and would basically run like cunts at the sound of rotors, or more often when the tank 200m away vanished in a big ball of fire for no obvious reason.

Gazman wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Doctor? wrote: The last person who should worry is the one they are targetting...it's all the poor bastards within a 500mile radius of you who should shite themselves. Just, whatever you do, don't paint a red cross on your roof!

So i'll be ok then

I'll be watching you

Ooohh kinky!

Whatever turns ye on...

Well if we're going down that road, what can you do with a roll of lifesavers, 3 feet of garden hose, half a peanutbutter sandwich on rye and a old Nokia 3310?

Impress me...

Doctor? wrote: Shoulda went with the GR5,6,7 etc or the sea harrier instead of letting MD go nuts with the AV8b (which is funny cos they did the very same thing to the harrier as US car companies do to european cars, made it fatter and gave it loads of power).

I note they aren't touching the new US design VSTOL with a bargepole for some reason, it's odd because it SEEMS to work. Our air force are trying to pinch the navy's sea harriers again FWIW.

Hellfire is a weapons system I approve of, because it only kills bad guys (OK, and a few of your own now and then), it wont target a kid playing in a sandpit, but it'll fuck over a main battle tank at 10 miles. I believe the Iraqi's (during the war where you WERE on the right side, not the new one where there was fuck all left to target anyway), called the Apache (and presumably the Cobra too), "The black death", and would basically run like cunts at the sound of rotors, or more often when the tank 200m away vanished in a big ball of fire for no obvious reason.

Hellfires are fun to watch too... I mean they defy all descriptions, its like fourth of July and disneyland all wrapped into one

MLRS is the best thing yous have. Kinda Stalin's Organ on steroids. Ever seen the Battalion PT shirts?

"such and such Battalion MLRS: Grid Square Removal System"

Of course, if you "mis-target" that fucker, you're a one click war criminal.

EdelBrock wrote:

Gazman wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Doctor? wrote: The last person who should worry is the one they are targetting...it's all the poor bastards within a 500mile radius of you who should shite themselves. Just, whatever you do, don't paint a red cross on your roof!

So i'll be ok then

I'll be watching you

Ooohh kinky!

Whatever turns ye on...

Well if we're going down that road, what can you do with a roll of lifesavers, 3 feet of garden hose, half a peanutbutter sandwich on rye and a old Nokia 3310?

Impress me...

Money first,same as every other chunt!

My christmas quotes thread, good laughs. None of them from humour.

Gazman wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Gazman wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Doctor? wrote: The last person who should worry is the one they are targetting...it's all the poor bastards within a 500mile radius of you who should shite themselves. Just, whatever you do, don't paint a red cross on your roof!

So i'll be ok then

I'll be watching you

Ooohh kinky!

Whatever turns ye on...

Well if we're going down that road, what can you do with a roll of lifesavers, 3 feet of garden hose, half a peanutbutter sandwich on rye and a old Nokia 3310?

Impress me...

Money first,same as every other chunt!

You heard him Cambo! Pay the man