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I have just had a visit from two of North Shropshire's finest, was taken 'down the station' and given a very gentle grilling before being mildly ticked off and allowed on my merry way.
Does anyone else have any interesting stories about (a) encounters with the 'Owd Bill or (b) the way certain laws can be easily exploited by vindictive, neurotic and emotionally unstable individuals???
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:
Ally wrote: What was the charge 'cor blimey guvnah?
Oh, guess......
Upsetting Zionists? 
El Jarvo wrote:
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:
Ally wrote: What was the charge 'cor blimey guvnah?
Oh, guess......
Upsetting Zionists?
I would never accuse Zionists of being vindictive, neurotic and emotionally unstable individuals.
Just murdering fucking bastards.
Obviously you committed some terrible crime like murder or rape, because we've been bombing little brown babies into chunky salsa for years to make sure we're free.....so I am QUITE sure it wasn't the thought police who came round because of something you said or believed, that would just be silly, and show that this is a nasty little nazi country....not the wonderfully free UK.
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:
Ally wrote: What was the charge 'cor blimey guvnah?
Oh, guess......
Greasing the road at manchester airport tunnel?
I got raided by 11 police gentlemen, and two sniffer dogs the Valentines Day before last. Was great fun, being cuffed on me bed, and then have the place turned upside down for three hours, only for them to find nothing.
Complaining to the Police Complaints Commission (or whatever they were called), does fuck all either. Didnt even get the front door repaired.
C___s..
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: I have just had a visit from two of North Shropshire's finest, was taken 'down the station' and given a very gentle grilling before being mildly ticked off and allowed on my merry way.
Does anyone else have any interesting stories about (a) encounters with the 'Owd Bill or (b) the way certain laws can be easily exploited by vindictive, neurotic and emotionally unstable individuals???
Yep.
Fuckers quizzed me in me own house.
All because I 'repelled' a pissed up angry chick coming at me with a broken glass in my own house. So she called the filth.
Her loss, I chucked her out of her 'home' the next day.
Jed Stephens wrote:
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:
Ally wrote: What was the charge 'cor blimey guvnah?
Oh, guess......
Greasing the road at manchester airport tunnel?
Actually I have no complaints at all about my recent interaction with those upholders of the law: they were very apologetic and sympathetic about the whole thing, and it really was very painless. They even laughed when I told them about getting cautioned for nicking VW car badges in 1987! There really are some good police personnel working in this country.
Who'd have thought?
Police in Britain arent yet as moronic as those across the pond but they are heading that way. Frequently their clumsy presence inflames incidents rather than cools them down.
Jed Stephens wrote:
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:
Ally wrote: What was the charge 'cor blimey guvnah?
Oh, guess......
Greasing the road at manchester airport tunnel?
that was me
fradders, do you think the individuals who dished out all the threats you received got a visit from the rozzers too, if they don't have any of there details they could always check the fancy new database that hold everyones emails for a year
if they come again,let em ave it martin. say they 'will never take me alive,you slags'.
we need the police and they have been great on the couple of times ive needed assistance
on the down side,last year me and theresa went on holiday.
my 18 year old daughter's mate got a delivery pizza from my house when we were away and that girl cheekily payed in the euro's coins i'd left behind ( not funny at the time but nice idea now i think of it ). i got home but that first night home i got a visit from the police and i ended up being put in the back of a cop van because i didnt know what they were talking about.
for a pizza wrong payment that i knew nothing about !! wtf
they got nothing better to do or what ?
silly buggers at times them young coppers
But, if the delivery guy accepted the payment, no crime has been committed, even if he was offered bags of chicken manure, if he accepted it knowing what it is, there's no crime. Besides, Euros are legal tender in the UK,hence all the supermarkets having their euro conversion rate on their tills.
Doctor? wrote: But, if the delivery guy accepted the payment, no crime has been committed, even if he was offered bags of chicken manure, if he accepted it knowing what it is, there's no crime. Besides, Euros are legal tender in the UK,hence all the supermarkets having their euro conversion rate on their tills.
i agree.i was asked/forced into a van to explain that.we could explain more on the room haaaaaaaaa
