Prince Harry

You are a fucking cunt. I'd like to repeatedly rape you in the mouth only I'd never get my cock past both the fucking silver spoon and the huge plum that fill up your over-privileged motherfucking gob. Your mother was a syphilitic whore who's better off dead; your father is.....well, your guess is as good as mine. If there was any justice you'd end up getting gang raped in prison with Steve Gerrard in a few months. Hanging's too good for wankers like you.

(NB- a Spokesman for Coatsey would like to point out that no offence was intended by the above comments, and the remark was made in good humour and with fraternal affection. Thanks.)

He really is a knob, isn't he. Proper chip off the old (presumably adoptive) grand-block.

Candle in the wind? I'd shove one up his fucking arse. A roman one.

Upper fucking class, inbred, elitest, insensitive twat.

Dressing up as an SA man and yelling Paki at people is hardly unexpected behaviour from the German aristocracy is it?

Send the little kraut home!

(and again, Harry and I are good mates (his ma used to blow me for coke money), and this is all meant as a good natured and amicable jest, as is my heartfelt desire that the soonness of his death is matched only by it's lenght and agony coefficient).

TREASON!

You can be shot for that you know.

I'd pull the fucking trigger myself.

A spokesperson for royal magazine was saying it was OK because he gets called ginger.

James Thomas wrote: A spokesperson for royal magazine was saying it was OK because he gets called ginger.

So do I, even though I am really blonde!

Slight overreaction me thinks - as usual.

It was ONLY a bit of fun..........

Australians - Aussies Germans - Krauts French - Frogs Italians - Greasy Waps Dutch - Cloggies Chinese - Chinks Japanese - Slant eyes Irish - Paddies Scots - Jocks Welsh - Taffs or Sheepshaggers People from Somerset - inbred Cider drinkers People from Devon - Clotted creamed Peasants People from the Midlands - generally all round nice folk with appalling accents. But NEVER a Brummie, God Forbid.......

What about 'Brummies' born and bred in the Black Country? Presumably we can't call them 'Blackies'?

Only asking!

Words, in theory, cannot hurt, only sticks and stones. You have to CHOOSE to be offended by words - or you can CHOOSE to ignore them - funny that eh?

I find the mention of gang rape far more offensive, as a ginger haired brummie

Par for the course for a squaddy and par for the course for Harry too. Not a surprise at all.

Have some respect for those who are of superior breeding

Plus look at his family, you should be proud if he can manage to go to the toilet by himself!

I think we septics came to Martin's conclusion on aristocracy over 200 years ago

This so called English aristocracy is the laughing stock of Europe; they even get paid for that A German royal house that painted itself sheep-white. Don't expect a loyalty and dignity from those who spat in their own kin.

I'm sick of English parasitic classes. When will the working classes of England wake up and throw all these fuckers off their fat viscount arses? What really bemuses me that common Englishmen don't seem to care about lice that suck their own blood. Stupidity? Sunday afternoon laziness? Slave's mentality? It's time to stand up and be heard.

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: This so called English aristocracy is the laughing stock of Europe; they even get paid for that A German royal house that painted itself sheep-white. Don't expect a loyalty and dignity from those who spat in their own kin.

I'm sick of English parasitic classes. When will the working classes of England wake up and throw all these fuckers off their fat viscount arses? What really bemuses me that common Englishmen don't seem to care about lice that suck their own blood. Stupidity? Sunday afternoon laziness? Slave's mentality? It's time to stand up and be heard.

Ahh again your knowledge comes from movie of the week.

Glad it only happens in England though, not Wales, Scotland and NI.....you don't even know what fucking country you're talking about.

Besides, for every penny the old bag and her clan get from us, they get fifty quid from fat, retarded septics who throng to Lundinium to worship them (proof positive that the whole revolution thing was nothing to do with not liking monarchy, it's just that some rich cunts thought funding a terrorist campaign against their lawful government was easier than paying taxes.)

Doctor? wrote: Besides, for every penny the old bag and her clan get from us, they get fifty quid from fat, retarded septics who throng to Lundinium to worship them (proof positive that the whole revolution thing was nothing to do with not liking monarchy, it's just that some rich cunts thought funding a terrorist campaign against their lawful government was easier than paying taxes.)

You got to agree howbeit that having privileges simply "by birth" is ridiculous. And these parasitic cows at Harrods even have impudence of lookin down upon you simply because their father was a lord or earl. That's genuinely stupid.

(As Doctor? said):

English? What about Scotland, Northern Ireland, and Wales? :p

Nick King wrote: (As Doctor? said):

English? What about Scotland, Northern Ireland, and Wales? :p

they speak English up in them parts?

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Doctor? wrote: Besides, for every penny the old bag and her clan get from us, they get fifty quid from fat, retarded septics who throng to Lundinium to worship them (proof positive that the whole revolution thing was nothing to do with not liking monarchy, it's just that some rich cunts thought funding a terrorist campaign against their lawful government was easier than paying taxes.)

You got to agree howbeit that having privileges simply "by birth" is ridiculous. And these parasitic cows at Harrods even have impudence of lookin down upon you simply because their father was a lord or earl. That's genuinely stupid.

I do agree, but you ignore the plus sides.....for one, we have some truly excellent nutters (Lord Hesketh anyone?), and for another, there's the house of Lords, which I actually approve of to an extent, because enlightened self interest will always cause less of a fuck up than party political kaniving and corporate backhanders will (I mean, if you already own Dorset and 40% of Scotland, you're not gonna sell your principles for a new car).

Oh....and the REAL toffs don't do Harrods anymore cos it's full of wannabe wankers these days....who are far more sickening.

EdelBrock wrote:

Nick King wrote: (As Doctor? said):

English? What about Scotland, Northern Ireland, and Wales? :p

they speak English up in them parts?

Yup, and we spell it better than you lot

EdelBrock wrote:

Nick King wrote: (As Doctor? said):

English? What about Scotland, Northern Ireland, and Wales? :p

they speak English up in them parts?

I speak Glaswegian

English is a bastardized form of it

Kath wrote:

James Thomas wrote: A spokesperson for royal magazine was saying it was OK because he gets called ginger.

So do I, even though I am really blonde!

Slight overreaction me thinks - as usual.

It was ONLY a bit of fun..........

Australians - Aussies Germans - Krauts French - Frogs Italians - Greasy Waps Dutch - Cloggies Chinese - Chinks Japanese - Slant eyes Irish - Paddies Scots - Jocks Welsh - Taffs or Sheepshaggers People from Somerset - inbred Cider drinkers People from Devon - Clotted creamed Peasants People from the Midlands - generally all round nice folk with appalling accents. But NEVER a Brummie, God Forbid.......

What about 'Brummies' born and bred in the Black Country? Presumably we can't call them 'Blackies'?

Only asking!

Words, in theory, cannot hurt, only sticks and stones. You have to CHOOSE to be offended by words - or you can CHOOSE to ignore them - funny that eh?

I find the mention of gang rape far more offensive, as a ginger haired brummie

Spudmuncher or boghopper are better.

Question........ Doesn't "stan" mean "land" or "country"? Ie......afganistan is the land of afgans, uzbekistan is the land of uzbeks and pakistan is the land of pakis? Still, it's been co-opted by the fuckwits now, so it IS a naughty word. But, I've asked this before and not had an answer (we were talking about "nigger" at the time I think....If someone from Pakistan uses the word[1], a moral dilema arises.....Treat him the same as a non Pakistani who says it (which is silly), or do nothing (which is treating someone differently according to their race, which is racism), go figure.

I've spoken with people from over half the countries on this horrid little rock, and there are only two whose citizens appear in anyway different....and there's already a thread about how one of them sucks up to the other.

[1]Mate of mine from Glasgow, reckons all corner shops there are called "paki shops", and that on several ocassions, has had a conversation simillar to the following with the asian gentleman behind the counter... "Have you got any fusewire mate?" "No pal, I sold the last of it last week and I'm not going to the wholesaler until Saturday. Mr Ahmed in the Paki shop down the road has some though I think".

Mate of mine from Glasgow, reckons all corner shops there are called "paki shops", and that on several ocassions, has had a conversation simillar to the following with the asian gentleman behind the counter...

A lot of the corner shops here a ran by Indians, they hate the "Bin Laden loving paki fucks",as the guy in my local shop calls them.

Gazman wrote:

Mate of mine from Glasgow, reckons all corner shops there are called "paki shops", and that on several ocassions, has had a conversation simillar to the following with the asian gentleman behind the counter...

A lot of the corner shops here a ran by Indians, they hate the "Bin Laden loving paki fucks",as the guy in my local shop calls them.

LOL....but are the shops refered to by the locals as "pakishops" or is this guy telling porkies.

Indians are a class bunch actually.

Doctor? wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Mate of mine from Glasgow, reckons all corner shops there are called "paki shops", and that on several ocassions, has had a conversation simillar to the following with the asian gentleman behind the counter...

A lot of the corner shops here a ran by Indians, they hate the "Bin Laden loving paki fucks",as the guy in my local shop calls them.

LOL....but are the shops refered to by the locals as "pakishops" or is this guy telling porkies.

Indians are a class bunch actually.

True, "just nipping down the pakis for fags.."

Ian Curtis used the word and he's totally cool.

Doctor? wrote:

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Doctor? wrote: Besides, for every penny the old bag and her clan get from us, they get fifty quid from fat, retarded septics who throng to Lundinium to worship them (proof positive that the whole revolution thing was nothing to do with not liking monarchy, it's just that some rich cunts thought funding a terrorist campaign against their lawful government was easier than paying taxes.)

You got to agree howbeit that having privileges simply "by birth" is ridiculous. And these parasitic cows at Harrods even have impudence of lookin down upon you simply because their father was a lord or earl. That's genuinely stupid.

I do agree, but you ignore the plus sides.....for one, we have some truly excellent nutters (Lord Hesketh anyone?), and for another, there's the house of Lords, which I actually approve of to an extent, because enlightened self interest will always cause less of a fuck up than party political kaniving and corporate backhanders will (I mean, if you already own Dorset and 40% of Scotland, you're not gonna sell your principles for a new car).

Oh....and the REAL toffs don't do Harrods anymore cos it's full of wannabe wankers these days....who are far more sickening.

Well I got my answer why nothing changes ever in England

Looks like Gran's minions have been on the phone to the BBC, the story has mysteriously vanished, to be replaced by the (admittedly infinitely more important) 2nd rank story on Gaza. But Harry's not been moved to the 2nd rank, nope, the whole thing's been "un-storied"

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Ian Curtis used the word and he's totally cool.

He also hung himself,

cool as fuck

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Doctor? wrote:

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Besides, for every penny the old bag and her clan get from us, they get fifty quid from fat, retarded septics who throng to Lundinium to worship them (proof positive that the whole revolution thing was nothing to do with not liking monarchy, it's just that some rich cunts thought funding a terrorist campaign against their lawful government was easier than paying taxes.)

You got to agree howbeit that having privileges simply "by birth" is ridiculous. And these parasitic cows at Harrods even have impudence of lookin down upon you simply because their father was a lord or earl. That's genuinely stupid.

I do agree, but you ignore the plus sides.....for one, we have some truly excellent nutters (Lord Hesketh anyone?), and for another, there's the house of Lords, which I actually approve of to an extent, because enlightened self interest will always cause less of a fuck up than party political kaniving and corporate backhanders will (I mean, if you already own Dorset and 40% of Scotland, you're not gonna sell your principles for a new car).

Oh....and the REAL toffs don't do Harrods anymore cos it's full of wannabe wankers these days....who are far more sickening.

Well I got my answer why nothing changes ever in England

I AM (for the last time) NOT IN FUCKING ENGLAND.

How IS Canada this time of year?

Gazman wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Mate of mine from Glasgow, reckons all corner shops there are called "paki shops", and that on several ocassions, has had a conversation simillar to the following with the asian gentleman behind the counter...

A lot of the corner shops here a ran by Indians, they hate the "Bin Laden loving paki fucks",as the guy in my local shop calls them.

LOL....but are the shops refered to by the locals as "pakishops" or is this guy telling porkies.

Indians are a class bunch actually.

True, "just nipping down the pakis for fags.."

ermmm i go around shops all day.. i have one English run shop left, (and they are for sale). The hate between Indians and Pakistanis is obvious (because they are Muslims etc).. Indians hate Sri Lankans too, cos they take all their business and rack up their shops with stock.

I do think this latest royal bust up (it dates from three years ago) is a bit lightweight and barely worth a thread. I know for one the 'ragheads' he also referred to in that convo, (i.e. Sikhs), wouldnt give a shit (cos they are cool), and probably largely think he's a nice bloke.

Doctor? wrote:

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Doctor? wrote:

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Besides, for every penny the old bag and her clan get from us, they get fifty quid from fat, retarded septics who throng to Lundinium to worship them (proof positive that the whole revolution thing was nothing to do with not liking monarchy, it's just that some rich cunts thought funding a terrorist campaign against their lawful government was easier than paying taxes.)

You got to agree howbeit that having privileges simply "by birth" is ridiculous. And these parasitic cows at Harrods even have impudence of lookin down upon you simply because their father was a lord or earl. That's genuinely stupid.

I do agree, but you ignore the plus sides.....for one, we have some truly excellent nutters (Lord Hesketh anyone?), and for another, there's the house of Lords, which I actually approve of to an extent, because enlightened self interest will always cause less of a fuck up than party political kaniving and corporate backhanders will (I mean, if you already own Dorset and 40% of Scotland, you're not gonna sell your principles for a new car).

Oh....and the REAL toffs don't do Harrods anymore cos it's full of wannabe wankers these days....who are far more sickening.

Well I got my answer why nothing changes ever in England

I AM (for the last time) NOT IN FUCKING ENGLAND.

How IS Canada this time of year?

You see, you represented rather well what motivates Englishmen not to do anything with their political system: the "pluses" you described seem to be dear to them (the house of lords, for one, that represents no one but their own hereditary insterests).

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Doctor? wrote:

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Besides, for every penny the old bag and her clan get from us, they get fifty quid from fat, retarded septics who throng to Lundinium to worship them (proof positive that the whole revolution thing was nothing to do with not liking monarchy, it's just that some rich cunts thought funding a terrorist campaign against their lawful government was easier than paying taxes.)

You got to agree howbeit that having privileges simply "by birth" is ridiculous. And these parasitic cows at Harrods even have impudence of lookin down upon you simply because their father was a lord or earl. That's genuinely stupid.

I do agree, but you ignore the plus sides.....for one, we have some truly excellent nutters (Lord Hesketh anyone?), and for another, there's the house of Lords, which I actually approve of to an extent, because enlightened self interest will always cause less of a fuck up than party political kaniving and corporate backhanders will (I mean, if you already own Dorset and 40% of Scotland, you're not gonna sell your principles for a new car).

Oh....and the REAL toffs don't do Harrods anymore cos it's full of wannabe wankers these days....who are far more sickening.

Well I got my answer why nothing changes ever in England

I AM (for the last time) NOT IN FUCKING ENGLAND.

How IS Canada this time of year?

You see, you represented rather well what motivates Englishmen not to do anything with their political system: the "pluses" you described seem to be dear to them (the house of lords, for one, that represents no one but their own hereditary insterests).

You would be actually amazed how much shite the Lords stop from becoming law. They've been doing a surprisingly good service lately.. It's a bit of a shocker, I know, but surprisingly, there are actually one or two good non-Partisan brains in there.

The Wolves gig was the first time I'd really met any of those chaps, Sikhs that is (every taxi driver in wolverhampton apparently), I liked them.

Speaking of Asian taxi drivers, there's an Indian bloke who takes me up to work now and then, he says Bangor's OK, but in Belfast people (well, other taxi drivers) literally drive like cunts the minute the see his face. When he said this, I burst out laughing, then caught myself on in case he was offended....he just grinned and said "yes...I DID learned to drive in India" and we both laughed heartily at the thought of some Belfast nob trying to out road-twat someone who could survive Dehli

(and yes, black folk and people from the subcontinent ARE still thin enough on the ground over here for people to notice when they see one, loads of south east asians though....can't imagine how they deal with the freezing temps, or the rainy season being on an off 14 times a day....it must drive them as bonkers as the natives go if it does the same thing for more than two days in a row).

Doctor? wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Nick King wrote: (As Doctor? said):

English? What about Scotland, Northern Ireland, and Wales? :p

they speak English up in them parts?

Yup, and we spell it better than you lot

Do you add cute little extra 'u's and add an 's' to yer math as well?

Political Correctness is just a chance for some self-righteous assholes to pretend to be offended so they can milk it for all its worth. These stories nauseate me.

He didn't mean any offense. Nobody was genuinely offended. End of story.

'Paki' as in short for 'Pakistani'. I've made people uneasy by using the word 'Jew', as in short for 'Jewish'. Jesus, send me to Sensitivity Training to rectify my hate-filled poisoned mind!

Punjabi Indians, rather like Pakistanis, can often be very tricky and tend to dominate rather than assimilate. They have settled in Birmingham and London in very large numbers and the results havent been good.

Dave Earnshaw wrote: Punjabi Indians, rather like Pakistanis, can often be very tricky and tend to dominate rather than assimilate. They have settled in Birmingham and London in very large numbers and the results havent been good.

Shut it Dave.. all this talk and you'll be down to only a couple of vestal virgins. Pork-dodging nonce

Dave Earnshaw wrote: Punjabi Indians, rather like Pakistanis, can often be very tricky and tend to dominate rather than assimilate. They have settled in Birmingham and London in very large numbers and the results havent been good.

POssibly true, possibly not. BUT the very worst offenders on that score are Brits themselves (mainly, I think, the Engerlish, paddies have their moments, but not the ones from the Brit bit, and they tend to limit their invasions to the US and Oz), who move to other countries and set up their own little communities, even opening their own shops and other facilities to ensure the locals receive to benefit whatsoever from the presence of a bunch of foreigh twats.

Finally watched the footage on the news and they are definately blowing this out of proportion. If they said "Prince William, what a dumb ass" then I would have agreed... but the reporters were calling for military disipline and possible expeltion from the military for this stupidness...

Bomb and kill all over in Pakistan and that's ok... calling them "Pakis" now yer crossing the line

Doctor? wrote:

Dave Earnshaw wrote: Punjabi Indians, rather like Pakistanis, can often be very tricky and tend to dominate rather than assimilate. They have settled in Birmingham and London in very large numbers and the results havent been good.

POssibly true, possibly not. BUT the very worst offenders on that score are Brits themselves (mainly, I think, the Engerlish, paddies have their moments, but not the ones from the Brit bit, and they tend to limit their invasions to the US and Oz), who move to other countries and set up their own little communities, even opening their own shops and other facilities to ensure the locals receive to benefit whatsoever from the presence of a bunch of foreigh twats.

Exactly. British backpackers being the worst of the bunch.

Who cares?

Its the usual media over-reaction. If the video is so bad why has it laid dorment for over 3 years!?!

Funny how you can say Pakistani but not Paki. A bit like country but not c*nt. Funny how sounds can upset so many stupid people. The recession, state of this country and trouble in middle east are more important issues.

Kath wrote:

James Thomas wrote: A spokesperson for royal magazine was saying it was OK because he gets called ginger.

So do I, even though I am really blonde!

Slight overreaction me thinks - as usual.

It was ONLY a bit of fun..........

Words, in theory, cannot hurt, only sticks and stones. You have to CHOOSE to be offended by words - or you can CHOOSE to ignore them - funny that eh?

I find the mention of gang rape far more offensive, as a ginger haired brummie

So the media, by bringing his lordship to task for using a word which is undeniably racist and offensive/derogatory are 'over reacting?'

Ally wrote: From my understanding the word "paki" has similar connotations to the word "nigger" so even though it sounds like a simple shortening of a longer word (some non-UK folks can be forgiven for their naivety here) it's actually just as offensive. In the UK - and presumably Pakistan - it's undeniable as Glas says that it is a very derogatory term so the outcry regarding Prince Tosspot's "nickname" for one of his workmates is understandable.

Re: "A bit of fun" - I think you'd find if you called a workmate of Pakistani or Indian (even worse for sheer ignorance) origin a "paki" in however funny a voice you would at best be given the professional bollocking of a lifetime and at worst be escorted from the building with your belongings in a cardboard box; it's just a nasty term to chuck about.

Having said all that, I am already sick to the back teeth of the unending coverage this has been getting. The royals as a whole are obviously over-privileged tossers but I somehow don't think he's a hardcore/cross burning racist.

Just a dim-witted sloan enjoying playing action man at the tax payer's expense... they should just send him straight to the front line as punishment; let him do what he "loves" doing in extremely close quarters to the "fucking rag heads"

Well I didn't know the full meaning behind the shortening... I'm not sure how the British troops were where he was... but us military are a strange folk. We call each other racist names all the time, but out of mere affection and brotherly love (no misreading this you deviants!). No one uses them for thier 'racist' intention, but messing around... not sure if he was doing it in this fashion, cause it just doesn't work outside on the streets...

EdelBrock wrote:

Ally wrote: From my understanding the word "paki" has similar connotations to the word "nigger" so even though it sounds like a simple shortening of a longer word (some non-UK folks can be forgiven for their naivety here) it's actually just as offensive. In the UK - and presumably Pakistan - it's undeniable as Glas says that it is a very derogatory term so the outcry regarding Prince Tosspot's "nickname" for one of his workmates is understandable.

Re: "A bit of fun" - I think you'd find if you called a workmate of Pakistani or Indian (even worse for sheer ignorance) origin a "paki" in however funny a voice you would at best be given the professional bollocking of a lifetime and at worst be escorted from the building with your belongings in a cardboard box; it's just a nasty term to chuck about.

Having said all that, I am already sick to the back teeth of the unending coverage this has been getting. The royals as a whole are obviously over-privileged tossers but I somehow don't think he's a hardcore/cross burning racist.

Just a dim-witted sloan enjoying playing action man at the tax payer's expense... they should just send him straight to the front line as punishment; let him do what he "loves" doing in extremely close quarters to the "fucking rag heads"

Well I didn't know the full meaning behind the shortening... I'm not sure how the British troops were where he was... but us military are a strange folk. We call each other racist names all the time, but out of mere affection and brotherly love (no misreading this you deviants!). No one uses them for thier 'racist' intention, but messing around... not sure if he was doing it in this fashion, cause it just doesn't work outside on the streets...

I don't see anything racist in calling someone by their race belonging, it's just where we all came from. Now calling people from Pakistan "Paki" is wrong because there is no such people or race called Paki. The name Pakistan doesn't mean you call them pakis like Ian Curtis. It's like Rajistan in India, they aren't all rajas there, most of them are kshatrias and brahmans. First, come and live a little bit in Central Asia before calling and judging, ok????

But on the other hand, WHY SHOULD I CARE who called whom what? Ciao paninaro.

Jesus Christ. Calling someone from the Indian subcontinent a "paki" is racist move regardless of whether you regard the person using the term a 'proper' racist or not (and 'proper' racism is a fucking nebulous concept if ever there was one). I knew this before I was 10 - has something changed? I agree that this whole thing regarding that ginger cunt who's mum got mangled in a car while sucking Islamic cock (tastes of cinnamon I've heard) is pure fluff, but put yourself in the shoes of Harry's colleague and "paki": would you really complain about the casual racism of one of the most famous 20-somethings in the world who is potentially the future king?? Me neither.

FFS - someone will be claiming next that nothing is offensive unless people choose to find offence. Oh, someone has. Welcome to glorious multicultural NOOL.