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WANKING KILLS!!!
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Did you edit this?
I swear to god that I thought it said wanking skills earlier.
How odd...
(I'm still not clicking to the Daily Mail site though)
(if the subject is anything to go by, I don't have long enough to live)
Diamond 383 wrote: Did you edit this?
I swear to god that I thought it said wanking skills earlier.
How odd...
(I'm still not clicking to the Daily Mail site though)
(if the subject is anything to go by, I don't have long enough to live)
Luckily it's not the Daily Mail, it's the Daily Mash (otherwise I wouldn't have clicked on it)! :)
(Although I did post that link about Disneyland the other week - still a shite paper)...
Gazman wrote:
Diamond 383 wrote: Shit. I can't read any more.
but are your palms hairy ?
And are the muscles of your right arm oddly more developed than those of the left?
There's no truth of course to this wanking makes you blind myth. (says the guy with glasses like a studio control room window).
Seeker of Truth and Justice wrote:
Diamond 383 wrote: It's not true. Now let that be an end to it.
How do you know Col ?
Can't post shite if yer dead QED
Doctor? wrote:
Seeker of Truth and Justice wrote:
Diamond 383 wrote: It's not true. Now let that be an end to it.
How do you know Col ?
Can't post shite if yer dead QED
I now know why Rocket Mick ain't around 
HAL 9000 wrote: if this is true, why am i still alive ?
youre right, I should be dead too. so it is definitely not true.
this was in a 'serious' news article too
it said that if most of your masturbation is in your 40s then your life expectancy is increased!
surely most of the men on this board are getting less actual lady action in their advanced years than they did in their 20s. when they were handsome young vikings...
therefore it would be scientifically safe to assume that there's an increase of life saving bishop bashing these days...?
I like the daily mash (the website not the euphemism)
Facsimile wrote: this was in a 'serious' news article too
it said that if most of your masturbation is in your 40s then your life expectancy is increased!
surely most of the men on this board are getting less actual lady action in their advanced years than they did in their 20s. when they were handsome young vikings...
therefore it would be scientifically safe to assume that there's an increase of life saving bishop bashing these days...?
I like the daily mash (the website not the euphemism)
I assume you mean there was a real news story in a simillar vein recently, and not that this story is in fact not a wind up. ( I mean I know you media-types get a bit confused with reality sometimes...... ....(I still owe you for "how many megapixels is that then Steve?" cheeky cunt 
) )
Either way......I'm FUCKED
ALTHOUGH.......if the prostate is the "male g-spot", wouldn't having one the size of a melon be a Good Thing? (apart from the subsequent agonising death, natch)
this one says men in the 50s the one I saw must have been optimistically lowering the age range
not that I'm in my forties or anything...
Cheers.
However, poor science. No control group. No POSSIBLE control group.
Maybe what they've really suggested is that liars are more healthy?
How does that science work exactly? I mean what do prostates and masturbation have in common that they affect each other? Is there another form of masurbation I'm unaware of?
It's healthy to eject the old sperm everyday, and it is good to exercise the reproductive system. At least I've always assumed so.:\ohwell:
Do you think it is a coincidence that human beings are so skilled at masturbating and have built up an advanced civilization? Masturbation is what makes us human and seperates us humans and bonobos from the uncivilized beasts.
