NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE: A LIVELY DEBATING FORUM WHEREIN SOME PSEUDONYMOUS CHAP CALLED RAVI KUMAR WILL LAUNCH INTO A WELL RESEARCHED ATTACK ON THAT INSTITUTION.. OR NOT. a companion thread and/or commentary on Ravi's thread entitled The NHS: Why?

Well here you are mate I'll create the forum for you, I await with a great deal of interest both the argument you are going to posit and the the defence thereof.

Now remember if you sound even vaguely like a vocal version of a Manic street Preachers tee shirt..... well y'know that may not be good enough, and you'll have to up your game.

now remember a good opening is usually more than a line

nb: no creating new identities to back up your argument, or if you do change your grammar/syntax

GaryMac ( real name )

oh come on, I know I said I didn't want to debate with you, but your opening gambit is a mere nine words.

most pub drunks can better that.

children can better that.

well nice to see you improved on the nine word opening, and went with a list.

you may be getting the hang of it

now remember when they come in with a different viewpoint, a robust well thought out defence and argument. you know, one competely at odds with the concise nature of your threads title

good show young Ravi

Ah well young Ravi,

It seems your thread has been fucked off, almost a pity really, you seemed at the brink of something; ideas wise.

Now I'll never know if you would have debated with all the verve of a young Cicero or slowly faded away in the ever diminshing echoes of an half-baked rant.

oh lifes cruel ironies eh Ravi?

until your next identity surfaces adieu

And remember, a little variation in your syntax/grammar and people may think your a newbie, that'll give you the chance to sneak the odd bit of sloganeering in Trojan Horse style.

LONGEST title THREad of The WEEk.

Harry HILL-Rocket Mick FIGHT

Rocket Mick wrote: LONGEST title THREad of The WEEk.

Harry HILL-Rocket Mick FIGHT

I'll hold your COAT Rocket Mick............

.... and your sunglasses:D

This is like me arguing with myself on Chatroom!!

MONTY DOES DALLAS wrote: This is like me arguing with myself on Chatroom!!

well until Ravi's thread unravelled and disappeared up his intestinal tract, it made some sense. Now less so; nevermind it's better than shouting at the traffic at Ladywell roundabout..... just:D

Knees oop muther Mac

Ravi Kumar wrote: Knees oop muther Mac

Knees OP

now that shows some fookin promise mate, so much so that at visiting time tomorrow I'm gonna use it, couple of tweeks timing wise and a bit of inflection, I guarantee I'll bring the fuckin house down.

Genius Steals