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Did you hear that Noel Gallagher of Oasis wants to be Prime Minister?????? it was in the local paper the other day and also regard that chap that pushed Noel on stage in Toronto the charges were upgrading in that case the guy would get up to 14 years and there was rumors that this guy was supposed to have pushed Liam not Noel I don't know why
Miss Hooky's Angel
For a variety of reasons, however much Noel Gallagher wants to be PM, it's unlikely to happen.
Noel could have been really badly injured and it's quite right that his assailant should be charged with a serious offence.
Dunno about Liam being the pushee, it was clearly Noel on the film I saw.
Diamond 383 wrote: For a variety of reasons, however much Noel Gallagher wants to be PM, it's unlikely to happen.
Noel could have been really badly injured and it's quite right that his assailant should be charged with a serious offence.
Dunno about Liam being the pushee, it was clearly Noel on the film I saw.
What really bugs me is, WTF? Noel? PM?
Inasmuch as I bloody love Oasis, ehm... 
Trans-[Valentine] Express wrote:
What really bugs me is, WTF? Noel? PM?
Inasmuch as I bloody love Oasis, ehm...
I agree. I'm sending a sternly-worded email:
Dear Tony Blair,
Why oh why oh why oh why are you even considering the famous pop star Noel Gallagher for the position of Prime Minister?
I understand that you don't want to carry on forever and may wish to persue a musical career or something next, but honestly!!!
I love Noel Gallagher from Oasis as much as the next man (as long as I'm not sitting next to that Alan McGee bloke - he loves them) but I am very sorry but I don't think he would make a good Prime Minister AT ALL!!!
I love Noel Gallagher from Oasis as much as the next man, oh I already said that sorry, but CRIKEY MR PRESIDENT!!!
Saying that, Noel Gallagher from Oasis would make a better job than the Prime Minister we've got at the moment: WHAT A CRACKER BARREL!!! Oh, that's you isn't it. Sorry Mr Blair I was only joking. Get a flipping sense of humour why don't you.
I know you are very busy being the Prime Minister and being a stay-at-home Dad too, but I would appreciate a response to my email by c-o-b (close of business) tomorrow which is Friday explaining why you previously thought that Noel Gallagher from Oasis should be the new Prime Minister and furthermore confirming that you have changed your mind following the receipt of this sternly-worded email.
Love to Cherie and the kids, and tell them to go for a more natural colour of lipstick. (Cherie I mean! I don't think your boys should be wearing lipstick at their age, even though one of them does get a bit pissed and fall over in gutters. But if they do wear lipstick, tell them to get a shade that doesn't make their faces look like ripped nappies.)
Please reconsider your decision to make Noel Gallagher from Oasis the Prime Minister. As well as making a poor choice for Prime Minister, you would be robbing the rock world of one of its brightest and most promising stars.
Kind regards, Biggy
PS Write back soon x
(by close of business tomorrow)
Diamond 383 wrote: I agree. I'm sending a sternly-worded email:
Dear Tony Blair,
Why oh why oh why oh why are you even considering the famous pop star Noel Gallagher for the position of Prime Minister?
I understand that you don't want to carry on forever and may wish to persue a musical career or something next, but honestly!!!
I love Noel Gallagher from Oasis as much as the next man (as long as I'm not sitting next to that Alan McGee bloke - he loves them) but I am very sorry but I don't think he would make a good Prime Minister AT ALL!!!
I love Noel Gallagher from Oasis as much as the next man, oh I already said that sorry, but CRIKEY MR PRESIDENT!!!
Saying that, Noel Gallagher from Oasis would make a better job than the Prime Minister we've got at the moment: WHAT A CRACKER BARREL!!! Oh, that's you isn't it. Sorry Mr Blair I was only joking. Get a flipping sense of humour why don't you.
I know you are very busy being the Prime Minister and being a stay-at-home Dad too, but I would appreciate a response to my email by c-o-b (close of business) tomorrow which is Friday explaining why you previously thought that Noel Gallagher from Oasis should be the new Prime Minister and furthermore confirming that you have changed your mind following the receipt of this sternly-worded email.
Love to Cherie and the kids, and tell them to go for a more natural colour of lipstick. (Cherie I mean! I don't think your boys should be wearing lipstick at their age, even though one of them does get a bit pissed and fall over in gutters. But if they do wear lipstick, tell them to get a shade that doesn't make their faces look like ripped nappies.)
Please reconsider your decision to make Noel Gallagher from Oasis the Prime Minister. As well as making a poor choice for Prime Minister, you would be robbing the rock world of one of its brightest and most promising stars.
Kind regards, Biggy
PS Write back soon x
(by close of business tomorrow)
Jobswap?
Didnt Tony used to be a budding pop star?
Hope this helps 
Either that's a remarkable piss-take...or if it's not I don't know what it is.
I heard about the charges being upgraded (?) regarding the Toronto thing, though.
leather_girl wrote: Either that's a remarkable piss-take...or if it's not I don't know what it is.
I heard about the charges being upgraded (?) regarding the Toronto thing, though.
That is still going on in the papers about that guy that pushed Noel it is embarrassing though
Miss Hooky's angel
Diamond 383 wrote: For a variety of reasons, however much Noel Gallagher wants to be PM, it's unlikely to happen.
Noel could have been really badly injured and it's quite right that his assailant should be charged with a serious offence.
Dunno about Liam being the pushee, it was clearly Noel on the film I saw.
The guy that pushed Noel meant to push Liam but it doesn't matter though he should not push anyone anyways it is an offense that is Toronto for you they trash people world wide being idiots but then the idiots down here do the same thing
I misinterpreted what you wrote, sorry. Alice Claire now.
You're right though - nobody should be pushed for any reason
