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Photobucket is shite and I could do with these photos being distorted by later tonight.

I need one twirled, one digitised, one stretched, and one with the light messed up a bit. Preferably the one of the Qu;ran stretched.

There's a gold star for the person who does this for me.

CHeers

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ooh teachers work really hard all night preparing the next days work!

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Jed Stephens wrote: ooh teachers work really hard all night preparing the next days work!

In fairness, all of tomorrows and mondays work is done apart from this.

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You can do the stretch in MS Paint, if the swirl is for the Kaaba you can probably find time lapse photoon t'internet.

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The Teacher wrote:

Jed Stephens wrote: ooh teachers work really hard all night preparing the next days work!

In fairness, all of tomorrows and mondays work is done apart from this.

Sorry Sir, I'll go to the head!

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James Thomas wrote: You can do the stretch in MS Paint, if the swirl is for the Kaaba you can probably find time lapse photoon t'internet.

The swirl isnt for anything in particular.

I do not have Ms Paint.

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The Teacher wrote:

James Thomas wrote: You can do the stretch in MS Paint, if the swirl is for the Kaaba you can probably find time lapse photoon t'internet.

The swirl isnt for anything in particular.

I do not have Ms Paint.

thegimp

that is all

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The Teacher wrote:

I do not have Ms Paint.

Start - all Programs- accessories

It's standard

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Doctor? wrote:

The Teacher wrote:

James Thomas wrote: You can do the stretch in MS Paint, if the swirl is for the Kaaba you can probably find time lapse photoon t'internet.

The swirl isnt for anything in particular.

I do not have Ms Paint.

thegimp

that is all

thegimp,indeed. :nod:

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James Thomas wrote:

The Teacher wrote:

I do not have Ms Paint.

Start - all Programs- accessories

It's standard

Not always, it can be deselected during installation.

thegimp on the other hand does everything a highly plugin laden photoshop can do, but for free (yes,it's even free to MS's bitches)..

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If its not in Office then I dont know its there.

And why a banner for one gig? I did 8 in twelve days three years ago, and i did bother myself with a banner.

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Steve,

do these photos for me and i'll

a) buy you a pint b) give you a gold sticker

I'm on this gimp thing and it is shite

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The Teacher wrote: Steve,

do these photos for me and i'll

a) buy you a pint b) give you a gold sticker

I'm on this gimp thing and it is shite

Short of time I fear. That and utterly devoid of talent.

DIY

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But gimp is SHITE. Fucking terrible.

For instant: "Click to Blur" it says. So I do. And what happens. Let me what happens. FUCK ALL

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The Teacher wrote:

Religion FINALLY demonstrates it's no pointless with creation of world's largest toast rack, seen here in beta testing.

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Fuck it.

Morning lot can do a wordsearch. I'll get IT to do it for me during lunch.

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The Teacher wrote: And why a banner for one gig? I did 8 in twelve days three years ago, and i did bother myself with a banner.

1 ~ I'm much too excited over this gig, 2 ~ So far it's the only gig I can afford going to this year, 3 ~ There hasn't been anyone worth going to see live near where I live at the moment, and 4 ~ I felt like making one, damnit! :nod: [And don't worry, I'll be making another the day AFTER the gig, with the setlist. Just like last time.

...shite, the hell did I put that sig? :scratch: *searching photobucket now*

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