Danica Patrick
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Danica's not too shabby.
F1 good? Hmmmmmm dunno, usually drivers who wipe the floor in US racing, struggle to qualify in F1.
This team she might be with too, they've made themselves popular before they even start.....their boss said "all the stuff used in F1 is made in the US".......what a cock.
Don't aprove of this whole "lady racers have to get them out" attitude, because it leads to the males doing it too......have you SEEN Fisi and Sutil on the Force India calendar??? ARRRRGHHH!
But you lot are entirely dick-led so I thought yous'd like it,
but I thought all you guys would wonder if she could "drive stick" :rimshot:
Not a bad driver-not a great one either. The majority of the attention Danica Patrick receives is because she is pretty and female.
It occurs to me that it must be heavily photoshopped.....he can drive an indycar, she must have an upper body like a wrestler.
I wish there were more lady racers, there's not been a woman in a grand prix for like 17 or 18 years, been nearly 30 since a woman won an F1 race (Giovana Amatti, Brands Hatch, Brit F1 C'ships in a GROUND EFFECT Williams!!!!!!!..,.a car that sapped the strength of the strongest male drivers). Last woman running one privately was Suzanne Kavanagh, who ran a Linux sponsored Jordan....she flogged it about 4-5 years ago, and assume she went to another category.
Best lady racer around has to be Vanina Ickx....daughter of mighty GP winner, Le-man Superstar and erstwhile clarke of the course at Monaco, Jackie Ickx.
Diamond 383 wrote: I would just like to say that I have shagged one (1) Indycar driver.
Mansell?
Doctor? wrote:
I wish there were more lady racers.
What happened to Katherine Legge? German DTM or something. She tested a Minardi, and crashed it.
I once saw Kathy Dennis get lapped about six times driving a Clio in a BTC support race.
She wrote the article that I was reading when I decided to start the thread. I jumped back to copy the name, and copied the wrong one. I noticed what I'd done and corrected it pretty quickly I thought.
Sorry for any confusion. If it helps, I could start another thread for the Guardian hack or beat myself with sharp objects or something.
Ironically, there was some confusion recently over who John Cleese had been shagging after a Sydney newspaper ran a story (sold to them, I think, by the shagee) and illustrated it on their website with a picture of Guardian showbiz writer Marina Hyde, who had recently written about the 'story':

The image had probably come up several times when Cleese's squeeze was typed into Google Images and, being busy peoplem nobody thought to check it.
Nobody really cared, apart from Hyde herself, who wrote about a billion words about it in her daily column, confusing the fuck out of everyone.
