Valkyrie

a film set in Nazi Germany during World War II ;]. anybody seen it? any thoughts? quite exciting movie in my opinion, but Ive found some fiction elements there.

Yeah it was a good film.A bit distracting at first with Tom using his American accent,but then I thought...but of course! You can't have a war film unless your Germans are talking fluent English!!!!:D I'd heard about the "bomb-in-a-bag" but never knew how involved the plot was...mobilsing Hitler's reserve army to stage a coup.

Reasons why Tom Cruise made this movie (BASED on TRUE EVENTS):

1. All gayers love a man in a Nazi uniform. FACTOID #1

2. Tom is a big Joy Division fan and wanted to dress up like Ian & co. used to in rehearsals when that fucking useless nancy-boy Cummins wasn't stalking them. FACTOID #2

3. That isn't actually an eye patch Cruise is wearing: it's a modified and extremely sweaty posing pouch he stole from a male escort he beat to death with Boy George. FACTOID #3.

4. Director Brian Singer is a gayer, hence Cruise wanted to bum him between takes. FACTOID #4

If anyone would like any more useful FACTOIDS, please do send me an SAE (enclose some pubic hair and a dribble of jizz, please).

Much love,

Peter Coates's Belated Emergence from the Closet.

Hmmmmm. Can't imagine a dwarf getting too high up in the Nazi ranks.

It can get fucked until it's available on the torrent sites!Factamundoid!

Doctor? wrote: Hmmmmm. Can't imagine a dwarf getting too high up in the Nazi ranks.

Hitler always looked a short arsed scruffy little cunt..he did ok-ish for himself.

Doctor? wrote: Hmmmmm. Can't imagine a dwarf getting too high up in the Nazi ranks.

If you exterminate plenty of gayers (and gypos and Jews) then you can stand on a big pile of their corpses. It will make you taller AND you will feel like a big man.

To understand the Nazis, Steve, you have to think like the Nazis. Get intersubjective, man. Wear an eye-patch if it helps....

Ah yes, my mistake.

Boaty: all the more reason mate, Adolf was, before all else, a totally insane cunt, so he'd hate all the OTHER shortarses all the more so becuase he was knee high to a mare's clit.

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Hmmmmm. Can't imagine a dwarf getting too high up in the Nazi ranks.

To understand the Nazis, Steve, you have to think like the Nazis. Get intersubjective, man. Wear an eye-patch if it helps....

That may,or may not help make Cambo feel like a Nazi Fradders...But he'd look like a fucking pirate!

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:

1. All gayers love a man in a Nazi uniform. FACTOID #1

If I read such a review I would go to the cinema surely hahaha

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Hmmmmm. Can't imagine a dwarf getting too high up in the Nazi ranks.

If you exterminate plenty of gayers (and gypos and Jews) then you can stand on a big pile of their corpses. It will make you taller AND you will feel like a big man.

To understand the Nazis, Steve, you have to think like the Nazis. Get intersubjective, man. Wear an eye-patch if it helps....

Can't see the fucking computer now..