FAO: ANYONE TOSSING TODAY.... pancake day

Add a spoonfull of brandy to the milk before you knock out your batter.

if making a dessert pancake that is

half beer/half milk for savoury pancakes

heavy base seven inch pan and a bit of light Olive Oil

you can now toss in private or show off

if you fuck up, Tesco do a microwave version and the french ones are crepe

all the junior Mac's are due in my kitchen later, it'll be bedlam, tears afore bedtime etc

family gatherings natch

Ready made powder that you just add milk to,here..Proper lazy.

Not as lazy as those microwave ones you mention though,Gary.

They are proper gnarly,ugly fodder:dead:

Boatraceface wrote: Ready made powder that you just add milk to,here..Proper lazy.

Not as lazy as those microwave ones you mention though,Gary.

They are proper gnarly,ugly fodder:dead:

last year none of the young Mac's would eat them, make them yes, make a load of them yes, make them with their own little hands using the freshest of ingredients ... YES

but eat them them, hell no

could have used them for a hard standing if I ever wanted a caravan.

hence the all new 'featuring' Brandy recipe, if I've got to eat them; then it's on MY terms

no wonder it's called Mardi Gras, fat tuesday indeedy

I mean't the microwave ones are the shits..which they ar'nt arf.

All other pancakes are nectar as far as I am aware..

With honey,natch..

I schhwear down I'm starving..

Fuck pancakes,I'm off to the chippy..

There should be a forum dedicated to breakfast nutrition. Also desserts.

Can I have mine served on a rabbit's head please Jeff?

Post a picture of mine when it's done will you,ta.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: pancake supper...

six o'clock...

all invited...

(pancakes cooked by little old ladies, not me...so food poisoning is not an issue...oh...and did I mention it's free???)

Five o'clock this evening down here

I went into Tesco specifically to buy pancake mix, lemon, nutella, etc. Bumped into an old friend and had a 20 minute chat.

Came home and realised I'd forgotten everything pancake related. Pancake day is now tomorrow for me.

Serves you right for

a) going to tesco

and

b) intending to buy pancake mix.

Plain flour, eggs, milk, melted butter, salt is not hard to fuck up.

I'd like to report that like last year, savoury pancakes are indeed the future of pancake day. Sauteed Potatoes (thats fried spuds), red onion, spinach, cheese sauce and a bit of bacon. A fine fine way to use a pancake.

The Teacher wrote: I'd like to report that like last year, savoury pancakes are indeed the future of pancake day. Sauteed Potatoes (thats fried spuds), red onion, spinach, cheese sauce and a bit of bacon. A fine fine way to use a pancake.

That actually sounds pretty damn good right about now!!

GaryMac wrote: before you knock out your batter.

Thanks, I nearly snotted all over my computer

Thats 3 consecutive posts Jeff where you have totally failed at being amusing.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

The Teacher wrote: Thats 3 consecutive posts Jeff where you have totally failed at being amusing.

thanks for the heads up...

you're my fucking hero....

It's OK Jeffy, I laughed.

You're funnier than Liam anyway.

Then again, so is elephantitis of the testicles.

Doctor? wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

The Teacher wrote: Thats 3 consecutive posts Jeff where you have totally failed at being amusing.

thanks for the heads up...

you're my fucking hero....

It's OK Jeffy, I laughed.

You're funnier than Liam anyway.

Then again, so is elephantitis of the testicles.

elephantitis of the testicles is hugely funny, elephantitis of the sphincter would be a better example.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Trans-[MORRISSEY!!] Express wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: pancake supper...

six o'clock...

all invited...

(pancakes cooked by little old ladies, not me...so food poisoning is not an issue...oh...and did I mention it's free???)

Five o'clock this evening down here

Sounds like us Methodists get a late start...

I take it that means you won't be joining us???

Nope, we Episcopalians have ourselves an early start to the pancake party. Methodists are welcome though.

Jed Stephens wrote:

elephantitis of the testicles is hugely funny, elephantitis of the sphincter would be a better example.

Just ask Buster

Jed Stephens wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

The Teacher wrote: Thats 3 consecutive posts Jeff where you have totally failed at being amusing.

thanks for the heads up...

you're my fucking hero....

It's OK Jeffy, I laughed.

You're funnier than Liam anyway.

Then again, so is elephantitis of the testicles.

elephantitis of the testicles is hugely funny, elephantitis of the sphincter would be a better example.

Perhaps I should have specified............As funny as it is for the affected party.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Can I have mine served on a rabbit's head please Jeff?

Post a picture of mine when it's done will you,ta.

well...I'm not entirely sure that we'll have any rabbit's heads at the church...I'll be sure to inquire just you, Michael...

can I use your name when I'm asking...can't have them thinking I'm odd or anything like that...

Don't worry about it ..I've done my own now,wanker..

Is thread about a new term for gay love? If so not sure how tossing yer mate's pancakes is done... but then some things are just best left unknown

EdelBrock wrote: Is thread about a new term for gay love? If so not sure how tossing yer mate's pancakes is done... but then some things are just best left unknown

well tossing your mates and then rolling it into a thick cigar shape before putting it into your mouth and sucking out the filling would probably get you barred from most private members clubs hereabouts, so use some discretion; oh and never ever throw your batter about in a cottage.

cottaging is for bored popstars and plain clothes coppers

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Can I have mine served on a rabbit's head please Jeff?

Post a picture of mine when it's done will you,ta.

well...I'm not entirely sure that we'll have any rabbit's heads at the church...I'll be sure to inquire just you, Michael...

can I use your name when I'm asking...can't have them thinking I'm odd or anything like that...

Don't worry about it ..I've done my own now,wanker..

I realized that's what you was talking about at 6:58....I felt like a complete 'tard once I figured it out...

You have always been a tad too cool,for this skool,Jeffery...

Apart from being called Jeffery...which is a very uncool name,natch..