London

I'm putting you all on advanced notice.

I have applied for four jobs in London.

Thanks for the heads up Liam,

but i'll be ok,im 600 odd mile away

oh shit.....

QUICK Burt, you still have time to warn the schools

Take any dish from anywhere in the world. Chances are its available between Southall and Shepherds Bush.

Selling out 'ar kid?

Ravi Kumar wrote: Take any dish from anywhere in the world. Chances are its available between Southall and Shepherds Bush.

Selling out 'ar kid?

Clearly they've not been able to find any locals educated to a standard where they could teach.

Ravi Kumar wrote: Some bollocks

Is it wise to announce that you've applied for "four jobs in London"?? You'll look like a prize cunt if you don't get any of them.

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Is it wise to announce that you've applied for "four jobs in London"?? You'll look like a prize cunt if you don't get any of them.

1. I would be amazed if i even got an interview for any of them.

2. I already look like a prixe cunt anyway.

I should point out that the one where I might get an interview is in the same area where one of my biggest fans lives.

Do you think you've made the right decision this time?

The Teacher wrote:

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Is it wise to announce that you've applied for "four jobs in London"?? You'll look like a prize cunt if you don't get any of them.

1. I would be amazed if i even got an interview for any of them.

2. I already look like a prixe cunt anyway.

I should point out that the one where I might get an interview is in the same area where one of my biggest fans lives.

LONDON'S IN CALIFORNIA!

gOOD luck...........London!

Rocket Mick wrote: gOOD luck...........London!

imagine all the Morrissey bollocks them LANDAN kids are gonna suffer

Binocher wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote: gOOD luck...........London!

imagine all the Morrissey bollocks them LANDAN kids are gonna suffer

heaven KNOWS oNES mISERABLE now

I AM PUTTING YOU ALL ON ADVANCE NOTICE.

I HAVE JUST INSERTED MY FINGER INTO MY ANAL CAVITY, AND AM NOW COMING DOWN TO LONDON SO YOU CAN SNIFF IT.

AND MY FINGER.

YOU FUCKFACES.

Signed Martin, aged 8-and-a-half.

to the caps lock elite, caps lock is cruise control for failure.

Rocket Mick wrote:

Binocher wrote:

Rocket Mick wrote: gOOD luck...........London!

imagine all the Morrissey bollocks them LANDAN kids are gonna suffer

heaven KNOWS oNES mISERABLE now

Jealous of youth, with the same jokes since 1982?

El Jarvo wrote:

The Teacher wrote: I'm putting you all on advanced notice.

I have applied for four jobs in London.

Hope it's not gonna be some Inner-City school where all the kids are 6ft4 and carry blades.

Blud.

Well.....not unless they have great CCTV coverage and a leaky archive.