It seems the Home Secretary's hubby has been cracking one off over some "adult" films. Which ones were they, anyone know? Martin, you must have the timetable?
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The Teacher wrote: Considering who he's married to, if it wasnt something involving horses I'd be shocked.
Wouldn't that run him afoul of his wacquiwife's porn laws?
I think I would enjoy that (the irony, not the equine eroticim).
I watched a pornographic version of The Office the other day.
You know, Ricky Gervais' The Office.
It had Codi Carmichael in it though. Phwoar. 
Just saying, like. 
I've still not seen one of them story prawns.
All the ones I've seen are just full of fcuking.
The Teacher wrote: Considering who he's married to, if it wasnt something involving horses I'd be shocked.
Seabiscuit! PHROAWWW!
Burt Reynolds wrote: "Raw Meat 3", and "By Special Request", the first of which is gay porn.
I hope nobody's anus gets injured in it, cos then it WOULD fall foul of the WYCWO(What You Can Wank Over) law, and that wouldn't be funny at all, no, not even a little, and certainly not the funniest thing I'd have heard in weeks).
I particularly like the Thought Crime ammendment they want to add to that law (or another one, can't remember)....basically, the definition of what is porn is based on what they think/say you get off on. Eg, think of the number of magazines, books, videos, whatever, which feature young humans doing such deeply sexually provocative things as walking, playing footie, drawing with crayons, going to the zoo, being exploited for being sick on some TV show. Now plod comes along...."you're a paedo my son", and proceeds to argue that you see these innocent images sexually. This even extends to insane things,basically up to the point where Esther Ranzten is going down as a perv for showing all those cock shaped potatoes to people......even though the audience is 65 now, they were kids once, and as well as seeing cock spuds, she sees her audience as 8 year olds. Basically it's a law to make people who annoy the powers that be go away, better even than disappearing them........"ooooooohh, I used to like that nice Mr $SUIT, he had some extremely clever points about Mr Brown and the mess he's making. But of course then we found out that the complete collection of Thomas the Tank Engine books at his house weren't for his 6 year old son, but they were for his, you know, self pleasure"
