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Originally posted by ShugZV > > Fart

Q1. What's your full name? KEVIN BRIAN PHILLIPS Q2. What's your favorite sport? FOOTBALL Q3. What's your favorite sport team? NEWCASTLE Q4. What do you do for living? BREAK COMPUTERS Q5. What car are you driving? (Model, year, whatever) BUS Q6. What kind of computer do you use? COMPAQ DESKPRO Q7. What's your marital status? SINGLE Q8. What's your favorite movie of all time? THIS IS SPINAL TAP Q9. If you have one week to live, what would you do? SHAG, DRINK AND A SHEDFUL OF DROOGS Q10. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with New Order? IGNORE THEM

Originally posted by Spotnick It's been a while somebody did a thread like this, so I must say, let's go on.These are simple questions (not necessairly in your profile) you can answer to let the others know mostly about yourself:Of course, you can avoid answering some questions for privacy needs.Q1. What's your full name? Humberto Vadillo LopezQ2. What's your favorite sport? Basketball Q3. What's your favorite sport team? Real Madrid Q4. What do you do for living? Export Manager for a small companyQ5. What car are you driving? (Model, year, whatever) Do not like cars much, right now I do not need it Q6. What kind of computer do you use? HP Vectra (It was in my desk when I got here) Q7. What's your marital status? Gloriouly single (Although for a very limited time taking requests)Q8. What's your favorite movie of all time? Blade RunnerQ9. If you have one week to live, what would you do? Shagging, listening to New Order, drinking, slapping my boss in the face with a much weared sock, spending money like there was no future (...ermm...)Q10. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with New Order? Become extremely shy and retired

Alright, this should be funny.. I'll let other people post 10 questions next week :D

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Q1. What's your full name? Eric Kevin East

Q2. What's your favorite sport? Speedway

Q3. What's your favorite sport team? Belle Vue

Q4. What do you do for living? Freelance Journalist

Q5. What car are you driving? (Model, year, whatever) I don't drive

Q6. What kind of computer do you use? Packard Bell i-Media

Q7. What's your marital status? Married

Q8. What's your favorite movie of all time? Crash

Q9. If you have one week to live, what would you do? Murder Tony Blair

Q10. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with New Order? Tony Wilson impressions

Q10 ...loved that answer and i bet THEY would like you for doing that!:D GOING UP...FLOOR 7

Q1. What's your full name? Niel Andrew Johnstone

Q2. What's your favorite sport? Footy

Q3. What's your favorite sport team? Leeds United FC

Q4. What do you do for living? Buying Controller for Tesco (supermarket)

Q5. What car are you driving? (Model, year, whatever) Golf GTI 1.8T Sept 01

Q6. What kind of computer do you use? Cybermaxx @ Home Dell Lattitude Laptop @ Work

Q7. What's your marital status? Married

Q8. What's your favorite movie of all time? Predator (or maybe Diva)

Q9. If you have one week to live, what would you do? track down that twat oliver and make sure he gets whats coming

Q10. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with New Order? Panic

Q1. What's your full name?Q2. What's your favorite sport?Q3. What's your favorite sport team?Q4. What do you do for living?Q5. What car are you driving? (Model, year, whatever)Q6. What kind of computer do you use?Q7. What's your marital status?Q8. What's your favorite movie of all time?Q9. If you have one week to live, what would you do?Q10. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with New Order?

1. Trevor Ignatius Loyala Von Wickenham Dusselldorfer-Jones Smyth-Smith-Hartman Orenthal David Herschel Ossie Uzi ArI Zepplin-Orangatan Peters Le Cours Xavier Seigler.

2. Kentucky midget bowling

3. Billy Joe Bob's Crab Shack softball team

4. Sell my sperm to desperate ladies; L.A. county lifeguard by day, private eye investigating the paranormal by night.

5. 1973 Ford Pinto

6. Atari model year 1981

7. Twice divorced (once to Jennifer Anniston, once to Liza Minelli), currently involved with Queen Elizabeth II and Angelina Jolie, but still single.

8. Howard the Duck

9. Eat burritos til I croaked

10. Fondle them

:D :D :D :D :D

TABOO #7 you are indeed a very FUNNY character.I think your answers are BRILLIANT and at least you have told the TRUTH!

actually, I lied about the Liza Minelli marriage, it was a fabrication designed to entitle me to all the riches of the Judy Garland estate.....all $2.00

Originally posted by Spotnick It's been a while somebody did a thread like this, so I must say, let's go on.These are simple questions (not necessairly in your profile) you can answer to let the others know mostly about yourself:Of course, you can avoid answering some questions for privacy needs.Q1. What's your full name?Q2. What's your favorite sport?Q3. What's your favorite sport team?Q4. What do you do for living?Q5. What car are you driving? (Model, year, whatever)Q6. What kind of computer do you use?Q7. What's your marital status?Q8. What's your favorite movie of all time?Q9. If you have one week to live, what would you do?Q10. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with New Order?

Alright, this should be funny.. I'll let other people post 10 questions next week :D

1. amuse me
2. no favourite sport.
3. see above
4. nothing...i'm a career student.
5. car? are you kidding?
6. protiva
7. not married
8. favourite movie? dunno...singing in the rain, breakfast club, bandits (the german one), some kind of wonderful.
9. get high, cuz i won't live to see the consequences.;)
10. tough one...just talk to them i guess, trying not to act overly excited.

If you don't KNOW me by now...your BLOODY LUCKY! :D

Originally posted by Spotnick It's been a while somebody did a thread like this, so I must say, let's go on.These are simple questions (not necessairly in your profile) you can answer to let the others know mostly about yourself:Of course, you can avoid answering some questions for privacy needs.Q1. What's your full name?Q2. What's your favorite sport?Q3. What's your favorite sport team?Q4. What do you do for living?Q5. What car are you driving? (Model, year, whatever)Q6. What kind of computer do you use?Q7. What's your marital status?Q8. What's your favorite movie of all time?Q9. If you have one week to live, what would you do?Q10. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with New Order?

Alright, this should be funny.. I'll let other people post 10 questions next week :D

1. Clive Daniel Williams
2. Association Football
3. Brighton And Hove Albion Football Club
4. Satellite Integration Engineer (yes.....I build spaceships)
5. A metallic blue 98 Fiat Brava
6. IBM Aptiva, 450MHz.
7. Married, 2 kids.
8. Anal Fist.....errr I mean The Italian Job.
9. Put Atmosphere on repeat and brace myself.
10. Well, Shug has already said fart, so I'd probably ask them if they know which is which out of Mesh and Cries And Whispers.....

Q1. What's your full name? Kamar Nawaz Khan Q2. What's your favorite sport? (American) Football Q3. What's your favorite sport team? DA Chicago Bears Q4. What do you do for living? Student/part time shitty jobs Q5. What car are you driving? (Model, year, whatever) bruised and beaten up, muffler falling apart, overheating, 1988 Nissan Maxima. its a fucking beast and i love it! Q6. What kind of computer do you use? whatevers available, at home dell something or other Q7. What's your marital status? single, but heavily involved with the love of my life, lindsey lovecat Q8. What's your favorite movie of all time? dont really have one... but i prefer stupid comedies. Q9. If you have one week to live, what would you do? beat up all the credit card people who want me to pay them, become a clown, beat up anyone from greenbay wisconsin and, eat shitloads of pizza, play at the park with my nice and nephew, hang out with lindsey, go clubbing till 4 in the morning, and beat up _________ (fill in the balnk) for you! Q10. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with New Order? ask them a million stupid questions. example: ummm. do you like Pizza? uhhhh, do you like depeche mode? what the fuck is BLT about? can you be guests on my college radio show that only 10 people listen to? can i move in with you. I like tanks too.

Originally posted by Budvar Huber

Originally posted by ShugZV > > Fart

Shug Im not sure thats a good idea. I can just see Hooky retaliating with a cracking fart that leaves you worse for wear !!

Originally posted by Spotnick It's been a while somebody did a thread like this, so I must say, let's go on.These are simple questions (not necessairly in your profile) you can answer to let the others know mostly about yourself:Of course, you can avoid answering some questions for privacy needs.Q1. What's your full name?Q2. What's your favorite sport?Q3. What's your favorite sport team?Q4. What do you do for living?Q5. What car are you driving? (Model, year, whatever)Q6. What kind of computer do you use?Q7. What's your marital status?Q8. What's your favorite movie of all time?Q9. If you have one week to live, what would you do?Q10. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with New Order?

Alright, this should be funny.. I'll let other people post 10 questions next week :D

1.Full name-Duh, no guesses on this one! 2.Hockey 3.Detroit Redwings 4.Work for a credit card company 5.Dodge Stratus(98) 6.Comp-is made up of miscellaneous parts that my husband put together from spare computer parts he had! 7.Very married 8.Aliens, Full Metal Jacket 9.Go to Okinawa, spend the time there with family and friends, drink a lot of alcohol hang out on the beach and party at the dance clubs there! :D 10.I would ask if I could suck his manboobs(I don't think he has them, but everyone is always talking about them-I would have to see them for myself!) ;);) Seriously, I would tell them that they are just damn cool!

so we have one person who would beat up people who work for a credit card company & one person who works for a credit company!

fight!

Originally posted by hibster so we have one person who would beat up people who work for a credit card company & one person who works for a credit company!fight!

DON KING HIBSTER...nice tone to that .

Originally posted by hibster so we have one person who would beat up people who work for a credit card company & one person who works for a credit company!fight!

Bring it on! And no I am not a collector on debt or even a fooking telemarketer!

Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd > Originally posted by Ruined in a B> > > > Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd> > > > 7. I am divorced, but I am now living with a rather wonderful young lady...who knows, I might even marry her some day, if she can put up with all my, stuff...>

Hey!

So what's the story with flirting with that girl whose a fan of New Order that you met at a 7-Eleven ??? Hmmmmm..!!!

(by the way, the first time we saw your picture, Nicolas and I were convinced that you were gay! )

that's the young lady that I now share a domicile with...

one week and still loving it!!!! :p

as for the gay part....

but out of curiosity...why was that???

Well you are the MAD MYSTIC so YOU should know the ANSWER already.:D

Originally posted by Spotnick It's been a while somebody did a thread like this, so I must say, let's go on.These are simple questions (not necessairly in your profile) you can answer to let the others know mostly about yourself:Of course, you can avoid answering some questions for privacy needs.Q1. What's your full name?Q2. What's your favorite sport?Q3. What's your favorite sport team?Q4. What do you do for living?Q5. What car are you driving? (Model, year, whatever)Q6. What kind of computer do you use?Q7. What's your marital status?Q8. What's your favorite movie of all time?Q9. If you have one week to live, what would you do?Q10. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with New Order?

Alright, this should be funny.. I'll let other people post 10 questions next week :D

1. See profile
2. To play, basketball. To watch in person, college football
3. University of Oregon football; Duke basketball
4. Warehouse manager for restaurant supply company
5. Nissan pickup
6. Compaq Presario Desktop 850 mhz
7. Currently single
8. Au Revoir Les Enfants
9. Keep living as I have done, except run up my credit card bills. 10.Find out what the hell they were doing in Oregon.

Originally posted by Spotnick It's been a while somebody did a thread like this, so I must say, let's go on.These are simple questions (not necessairly in your profile) you can answer to let the others know mostly about yourself:Of course, you can avoid answering some questions for privacy needs.Q1. What's your full name?Q2. What's your favorite sport?Q3. What's your favorite sport team?Q4. What do you do for living?Q5. What car are you driving? (Model, year, whatever)Q6. What kind of computer do you use?Q7. What's your marital status?Q8. What's your favorite movie of all time?Q9. If you have one week to live, what would you do?Q10. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with New Order?

Alright, this should be funny.. I'll let other people post 10 questions next week :D

1.Kevin Mark Lingley 2.Football 3.West Ham (hoho!) 4.Co-own an interactive tv production company 5.Volvo 440 (exciting huh?) 6.Vaio 1ghz 7.Married 8.Godfather I 9.Spend the rest of my money eating the finest food and drinking the best wine I could. 10.Try and convince Gillian to play live again.

Kevin i hope i don't meet you on the INTERCITY TRAIN,with your connections(MAFIA and WEST HAM) it could get NASTY for me......HELP... ROCKET TAKE ME WALLET AND SORRY WE STOLE PAUL INCE MICK

Originally posted by ROCKET MICK Kevin i hope i don't meet you on the INTERCITY TRAIN,with your connections(MAFIA and WEST HAM) it could get NASTY for me......HELP...ROCKET TAKE ME WALLET AND SORRY WE STOLE PAUL INCE MICK

talking of footy rocket, i have a new profile piccy - just for you

Originally posted by The Hacienda must be (re)Built > Originally posted by ROCKET MICK> Kevin i hope i don't meet you on the INTERCITY TRAIN,with your connections(MAFIA and WEST HAM) it could get NASTY for me......HELP...> ROCKET TAKE ME WALLET AND SORRY WE STOLE PAUL INCE MICK

I go check it out but B4 i do is it the BANNER you lot displayed in AUSSIE! You will never learn..JORDAN McQUEEN....ERIC the 2nd KING ..and now RIO! GOIN TO CHECK NOW

talking of footy rocket, i have a new profile piccy - just for you

I was right ....seen this yesterday and so guessed you or JOHNNY would be on it soon.Good luck though for the new season ,it would piss me off if UNITED had to sell decent players to RIVALS! I think UTD still need more NEW faces or a good carpenter to BLOCK up out NETS. Cheers ROCKET MICK. F ...ALL we won F... ALL. :D

Q1. What's your full name? I have no middle namesQ2. What's your favorite sport? FootballQ3. What's your favorite sport team? Allez Les RougesQ4. What do you do for living? E-commerce Q5. What car are you driving? (Model, year, whatever) GT Tempest MTB with many extrasQ6. What kind of computer do you use? Tailor made with music production in mindQ7. What's your marital status? AttatchedQ8. What's your favorite movie of all time? Blade Runner. Interestingly Deckard wore Adidas Stam Smith trainers in the film. Though not the white ones I'm currently sporting, he wore black referee issue ones disguised like a prototype car on a test drive Q9. If you have one week to live, what would you do? Perhaps test Nostradamus' theory that Ibiza will survive the holocaust if that's why I'd be dying, oh and hire a Ferrari 360 to get me there.Q10. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with New Order? Nothing, though I'd like to offer my services as consultant on the new record

Q1. What's your full name? HUGH ADRIAN ROBERT MICKLE

Q2. What's your favorite sport? RIDING MY SCOOTERS (does that count?)

Q3. What's your favorite sport team? MIDDLESBROUGH F.C.

Q4. What do you do for living? WORK IN A BANK (nice and boring isn't it?)

Q5. What car are you driving? (Model, year, whatever) I DON'T HAVE A CAR, BUT MY GIRL CHARLEY DOES, SO I DRIVE THAT INSTEAD - A VAUXHALL CAVALIER (circa 1987) - I HAVE THREE SCOOTERS FOR MY OWN USE.

Q6. What kind of computer do you use? I NEVER EVER BOTHER TRYING TO FIND OUT ACTUALLY! SORRY! IT'S A COMPUTER!

Q7. What's your marital status? COMMON LAW HUSBAND AND WIFE (we don't need a stupid piece of paper to determine how loyal we are to each other - 12 years says a lot anyway doesn't it??!! ;) )

Q8. What's your favorite movie of all time? NOSFERATU - the original b/w 1930s one (snigger snigger)

Q9. If you have one week to live, what would you do? SHAG CHARLEY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, GO OUT AND PARTY WITH ALL MY BEST FRIENDS. SAY SORRY TO ALL THOSE PEOPLE I HURT. CHECK MY FAMILY ARE OK...PLAY ALL MY FAVE RECORDS.... CRAM AS MUCH IN AS I CAN I SHOULD THINK.

Q10. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with New Order? KILL THEM.

Originally posted by ROCKET MICK Kevin i hope i don't meet you on the INTERCITY TRAIN,with your connections(MAFIA and WEST HAM) it could get NASTY for me......HELP...ROCKET TAKE ME WALLET AND SORRY WE STOLE PAUL INCE MICK

mmmm organised crime..

Originally posted by Hubert Mickle Q1. Q10. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with New Order?KILL THEM.

Good Lord, Hubert, WHY?????

Originally posted by Budvar Huber

Originally posted by Hubert Mickle Q1. Q10. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with New Order? KILL THEM.

Good Lord, Hubert, WHY?????

HUBERT had a BAD day at the BANK.

Originally posted by ROCKET MICK > Originally posted by Budvar Huber> > > > Originally posted by Hubert Mickle> > Q1. > > Q10. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with New Order?> > KILL THEM.> > > > > > > > > > > > >

Good Lord, Hubert, WHY?????

HUBERT had a BAD day at the BANK.

Awwright, I can relate to that but could he not kill Depeche Mode instead? I kind of like New Order.

Originally posted by Hubert Mickle Q1. What's your full name?HUGH ADRIAN ROBERT MICKLEQ2. What's your favorite sport?RIDING MY SCOOTERS (does that count?)Q3. What's your favorite sport team?MIDDLESBROUGH F.C.snip!

hmm, will someone say that if they are your favourite team that goes someway to explaining your answer to question 2? who knows....

;)

Things like this are great for avoiding work.....

Q1. What's your full name? Kerry Ann (no laughing) Atkinson, AKA Kez, Kezzie, Kezza, Kezzie Kez, The Kez, Kez-bah, Akas, Gobshite Q2. What's your favorite sport? Football I suppose, although my level of knowledge is probably the same as Posh Beckham's. Q3. What's your favorite sport team? Newcastle United (primarily to p**s my parents off, who are both die hard Sunderland). Q4. What do you do for living? Mess about on the internet, type, answer the phone in a rude manner (in that order). Q5. What car are you driving? (Model, year, whatever) Divn't drive. I take the peasant mobile everywhere. Q6. What kind of computer do you use? The one on my desk at work. Q7. What's your marital status? Single - my mam taught me that young hearts run free ;) Q8. What's your favorite movie of all time? I love slightly naff feel good films - Grease, Pretty In Pink, even Dirty Dancing, old style musicals, anything with Marilyn Monroe and gangster flicks, especially Goodfellas and The Godfather. Q9. If you have one week to live, what would you do? One week of non-stop party action in a hot and sunny place with all my lovely friends. Q10. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with New Order? Reminisce with Gillian and Steve about the time I stalked them at the 24 Hour Party People premiere, do my Mrs Merton impression for Hooky, and if my reaction in Paris was anything to go by, I'd probably fall over in front of Bernard (he does something very strange to my legs).

Fin

Originally posted by Kez-bah Things like this are great for avoiding work.....Q1. What's your full name? Kerry Ann (no laughing) Atkinson, AKA Kez, Kezzie, Kezza, Kezzie Kez, The Kez, Kez-bah, Akas, Gobshite

Q1. What's your full name? Jason Alan Saint-JohnQ2. What's your favorite sport? SwimmingQ3. What's your favorite sport team? don't have oneQ4. What do you do for living? student and sales/marketing office bitchQ5. What car are you driving? (Model, year, whatever) 1990 Ford Taurus w/ a bad transmission, rust, a smashed back window (gotta love living in the ghetto). Yeah, my car sucks. Q6. What kind of computer do you use? Whatever this thing is here at the office. A "Compaq Deskpro" apparently.Q7. What's your marital status? Never been married. Been dating a girl named Sena for nearly 6 months now.Q8. What's your favorite movie of all time?I don't think I have one...maybe American Beauty if only for Thora Birch's boobies.Q9. If you have one week to live, what would you do?The first day I'd sit around listening to Elegia, Movement, and Substance - Disk Two. After I was over my initial depression I'd just be my normal self.Q10. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with New Order? I'd probably do some stupid shit like try to hit on Gillian, or maybe I'd act like I didn't know them, and then give a strange look to Gillian and say "Are you Enya?"

Alright, this should be funny.. I'll let other people post 10 questions next week :D

Originally posted by Kevin Phillips > Originally posted by Kez-bah> Things like this are great for avoiding work.....> > Q1. What's your full name? > Kerry Ann (no laughing) Atkinson, AKA Kez, Kezzie, Kezza, Kezzie Kez, The Kez, Kez-bah, Akas, Gobshite>

But WHAT are you CALLED ...SUSAN? :D

Originally posted by Kez-bah Things like this are great for avoiding work.....Q7. What's your marital status?Single - my mam taught me that young hearts run free ;)

your mum is candy stanton???

Staton, statto :)

bizarrely the singer candy stanton appears on a compilation album with young hearts run free on that candy statton is not on! (according to ubl)

Originally posted by ROCKET MICK > Originally posted by Kevin Phillips> > > > Originally posted by Kez-bah> > Things like this are great for avoiding work.....> > > > Q1. What's your full name? > > Kerry Ann (no laughing) Atkinson, AKA Kez, Kezzie, Kezza, Kezzie Kez, The Kez, Kez-bah, Akas, Gobshite> > >

But WHAT are you CALLED ...SUSAN? :D

Cheers Mick, and a :p to 'SuperKev'

And yes, my mam is Candi Staton - didn't you know she's given up her gospel/disco singing career to work in newsagents and live in a council house in Gateshead?

So why did she give you that middle name then ? :p

Dunno. Think she watched The Waltons a bit too much when she was preggers and thought it was a good idea to give me two names, in true hick fashion.

My brother had a very lucky escape - my dad wanted to call him JAMES BAXTER after the alkie Makem

So is it Kerry-Ann then ? Whoooo !

Calling anyone Jim Baxter would be a bit unfair. Could be worse though, could have been Jim Montgomery !!

Originally posted by Budvar Huber

Originally posted by ROCKET MICK

Originally posted by Budvar Huber

Originally posted by Hubert Mickle Q1. Q10. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with New Order? KILL THEM.

Good Lord, Hubert, WHY?????

HUBERT had a BAD day at the BANK.

Awwright, I can relate to that but could he not kill Depeche Mode instead? I kind of like New Order.

Nothin' like a little bit o' controversy to "raise the pressure" is there? Heh heh....