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I get LOADS of spam emails. This one caught my eye for its apparent pointlessness. What is it? What is it for?

Subject: Randy Order....

Good Day Sir ?

With much respect to your company my name is Randy Miller and i will like to know if you do carry (Park Bench) in stock for sale...? And i want to order the (Park Bench) . So i will like you to kindly email me back with the total pick up price of each so that i will let you know the quantities i will order.. Moreover i will like to know if you do accept Credit Cards as a form of payment. Looking forward to hear from you soon with the price list of each so that we can proceed with the order.

Kind Regards Randy Miller

That's it. No attachment. Return address is rndmllr8@gmail.com, in case anyone fancies following it up.

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And you'd have thought from the subject that it was about a burlesque tribute to NO... That or Jacqui Smith's husband's Lovefilm wish list... :crazy: :laugh:

Snorri xxx

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Yes, but do you have any park benches in stock?

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No, but I do have a nice selection of garden gnomes...

Snorri xxx

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Burt Reynolds wrote: Yes, but do you have any park benches in stock?

but are they the same as (Park Bench) park benches?

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Think it is code for a "blow job".

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0_o wrote: Think it is code for a "blow job".

If so, how much are your (Park Benches) Col? Like to know so I can get the quantity I want ordered...

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EdelBrock wrote:

0_o wrote: Think it is code for a "blow job".

If so, how much are your (Park Benches) Col? Like to know so I can get the quantity I want ordered...

£5 a go,extra if he takes his teeth out!

:laugh:

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Gazman wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

0_o wrote: Think it is code for a "blow job".

If so, how much are your (Park Benches) Col? Like to know so I can get the quantity I want ordered...

£5 a go,extra if he takes his teeth out!

:laugh:

What a spackler! and here I thought gumming was just for that someone special...

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EdelBrock wrote:

Gazman wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

0_o wrote: Think it is code for a "blow job".

If so, how much are your (Park Benches) Col? Like to know so I can get the quantity I want ordered...

£5 a go,extra if he takes his teeth out!

:laugh:

What a spackler! and here I thought gumming was just for that someone special...

Anybody that pays extra is special...

:laugh:

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tenley wrote: :sleep:

Nacrolepsys a cunt,isnt it :nod:

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