True Colours

I really like your Daily Fail style envoking of the word "criminal", as if you've never broken a single law in your entire life.

And I assume this chap was convicted by a jury of his peers in order to attract this label.

Reading this thread makes me imagine Liam, adorned with a cock-ring, "4 Real" etched into his gut with a broken pint glass, dancing naked to Phil Collins' cover of "True Colours".

It's really quite vivid. I can't be the only one, right?

The Teacher wrote: So I suppose it finally had to happen.

So... Can members of the board guess which member of the board threatened to smash a glass in my face, only then to chicken out of doing it, and then to try and play best friends?

One Pint to whoever can guess*

*People who guess must not have been within a twenty mile radius of tonights Kraftwerk gig.

So, let's get a couple of things straight, yeah? Okay then.

Firstly, smashing you in the face was said, once. No mention of glassing anyone happened, PompeyOrder will verify this.

Next, you were repeatedly told to "shut your f*cking mouth", you should take heed of this, history shows it just gets you into trouble.

Thirdly, I wouldn't condider polite conversation before the incident to consent as trying to be best friends afterwards, no. I'd also consider offering to shake someone's hand after such an altercation whilst in the company of 7 other 'friends' as being adult and mature about the situation.

To come online and post this an hour after the gig has finished just proves what a sad, pathetic loser you really are Liam. It's nothing anyone didn't already know already though.

Now we have the facts, the rest of this thread is pretty much irrelevant I'd say.

I'm not concerned about being excluded from our NOOL social group, or infact on here Liam. Your track record speaks for itself, this thread has only succeeded to enforce this.

Now, leave me alone, I've got old people's shopping to do and charity work in Africa to organise.

The Teacher wrote: So I suppose it finally had to happen.

where is the brunskwick ? kept getting texts off mates last year before footie saying they were in said pub never found it.

Isn't it about time we called time on this little dispute?

There's more important stuff to read out there surely?

Aren't the glasses made of plastic at concerts?

ShugZV wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Isn't it about time we called time on this little dispute?

There's more important stuff to read out there surely?

You sober?

of course!... give me ten hours...

PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Reading this thread makes me imagine Liam, adorned with a cock-ring, "4 Real" etched into his gut with a broken pint glass, dancing naked to Phil Collins' cover of "True Colours".

It's really quite vivid. I can't be the only one, right?

Close, but I had the "Fame" soundtrack playing the background

EdelBrock wrote: I had the "Fame" soundtrack playing the background

Of course you did.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

ShugZV wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Isn't it about time we called time on this little dispute?

There's more important stuff to read out there surely?

You sober?

of course!... give me ten hours...

You need to study at the feet of sensei Bansheeman.....He can do 0-fucked in about 25 mins, it's really impressive, and all the more so because he doesn't end up face down after an hour like most people do when they go for the get-fucked-fast approach.

Doctor? wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

ShugZV wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Isn't it about time we called time on this little dispute?

There's more important stuff to read out there surely?

You sober?

of course!... give me ten hours...

You need to study at the feet of sensei Bansheeman.....He can do 0-fucked in about 25 mins, it's really impressive, and all the more so because he doesn't end up face down after an hour like most people do when they go for the get-fucked-fast approach.

o doctor steve your simply assuming this due to the fact that i had to catch a bus back to accrington at 11 p.m hence i had to hurry my regular amounts of double dark rums down in a very short segment of time.i am going to come over there to you someday and take my time.then the night will really get very long and eventful !!

It was a pleasure to see a master at work good sir. Anyone can get bladdered in half an hour, but it takes a special person to do that, and still be dancing 3 hours later.

Sadly, I think my drinking days are over. Had a tin of pear cider a couple of months ago.....it got me wasted, it's like being 14 again. Maybe once they cut some bits outta me, I can re-train.....but the idea of learning to drink again, while suffering from adult level hangovers does NOT appeal to me, life was much better when I was 20, could drink my own body weight in Old E, and be bright eyed and bushy tailed (and yes, still wankered) at 8am the next day.

Doctor? wrote: Sadly, I think my drinking days are over. Had a tin of pear cider a couple of months ago.....it got me wasted, it's like being 14 again. Maybe once they cut some bits outta me, I can re-train.....but the idea of learning to drink again, while suffering from adult level hangovers does NOT appeal to me, life was much better when I was 20, could drink my own body weight in Old E, and be bright eyed and bushy tailed (and yes, still wankered) at 8am the next day.

I think I feel the same. I had a pint of Heineken (they left me no choice) on Thursday and had problems with my artificial horizon gauge and compass for two hours... On Friday, I had the feeling all my body was on strike.

I don't know about the situation but if you find that you tend to get in confrontations in bars, it's usually cause you are looking for confrontations. Bars are for having fun or getting depressed.

0_o wrote: I don't know about the situation but if you find that you tend to get in confrontations in bars, it's usually cause you are looking for confrontations. Bars are for having fun or getting depressed.

All ttue if you drink in nice bars. There's a few bars round these parts where ariving washed and not dressed in rags is considered offensive enough to the usual clientelle, to get your fuck kicked right in.

Jiphy....yup, but you're OK as long as the problems don't spread to the landing gear causing a sudden loss of altitude (usually followed by the sound of your chin grinding into ground).

Only in Britain is it nigh on impossible to get a coffee after 11.30pm. Realistically your best bet is a BP garage.

So you're saying Somalia has better all night coffee than Engerland?

The world must be a much more interesting place when viewed from up your arse.

Doctor? wrote: So you're saying Somalia has better all night coffee than Engerland?

The world must be a much more interesting place when viewed from up your arse.

Somalia probably does. Even in most developing countries it is possible to grab a coffee and a paper and get online at 1/2 am.

Utter gibberish.

Reg wrote:

Doctor? wrote: So you're saying Somalia has better all night coffee than Engerland?

The world must be a much more interesting place when viewed from up your arse.

Somalia probably does. Even in most developing countries it is possible to grab a coffee and a paper and get online at 1/2 am.

WTF?

No it's not...

Reg wrote:

Doctor? wrote: So you're saying Somalia has better all night coffee than Engerland?

The world must be a much more interesting place when viewed from up your arse.

Somalia probably does. Even in most developing countries it is possible to grab a coffee and a paper and get online at 1/2 am.

Having returned from Kampala, Uganda just three weeks ago I can confirm that this is in fact BULLSHIT. Even the business centre in my 'posh' hotel only had dial-up connections. Funnily enough broadband penetration isn't that high in a country where over half the population survive on less than 1 USD per day. Idiot.

GlasVegas wrote:

Reg wrote:

Doctor? wrote: So you're saying Somalia has better all night coffee than Engerland?

The world must be a much more interesting place when viewed from up your arse.

Somalia probably does. Even in most developing countries it is possible to grab a coffee and a paper and get online at 1/2 am.

Having returned from Kampala, Uganda just three weeks ago I can confirm that this is in fact BULLSHIT. Even the business centre in my 'posh' hotel only had dial-up connections. Funnily enough broadband penetration isn't that high in a country where over half the population survive on less than 1 USD per day. Idiot.

Internet in Africa is the next big thing. British and Euro entrepreneurs have been aware of this for some time. The infrastructure is gradually improving, especially in the North.

The Teacher wrote: Because I was quite amazingly pissed.

Anyway, clearly not one of the nicest people around. Say what you want about me, but i've never threatened anyone with any kind of violence. This person did it repeatedly. Over and over again. So it wasnt like it was a slip of the tongue.

I wonder what people would think if he actually did it?

I'd shake him by the hand and by him a pint.

Reg wrote:

GlasVegas wrote:

Reg wrote:

Doctor? wrote: So you're saying Somalia has better all night coffee than Engerland?

The world must be a much more interesting place when viewed from up your arse.

Somalia probably does. Even in most developing countries it is possible to grab a coffee and a paper and get online at 1/2 am.

Having returned from Kampala, Uganda just three weeks ago I can confirm that this is in fact BULLSHIT. Even the business centre in my 'posh' hotel only had dial-up connections. Funnily enough broadband penetration isn't that high in a country where over half the population survive on less than 1 USD per day. Idiot.

Internet in Africa is the next big thing. British and Euro entrepreneurs have been aware of this for some time. The infrastructure is gradually improving, especially in the North.

So why not cash in on it and get down there if its so great?

oh, wait... maybe cause its not.

and Jeffari, what's the difference between Ravi's rantings and Liam's? They are both center and scream:

Gay as thread.

Except for the Casio digital watches mention,which are cool as a bastard... Whisper on the cobbles is,glass every fucker and team those Digital watches up with Donkey Jackets.

The miners united,will never be divided

I do really wear a digi Casio,and like it! The rest is Autumn fashion foresight...Get on it.