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Whilst waiting in today,probably all day,for a couple of parcels(New phone and a new fridge freezer)It struck me-What a waste of a day off work.. Is it acceptable to get fucking leathered and pick the bairns up from school later,happy and drunk as fuck?
Being such a bastion of society comes easy to me,and I honestly don't think I'd think anything less of me.
No, it's not acceptable. For one your kids won't want you turning up pissed at the school gates. 
But mainly, it's just not fair for you to be enjoying yourself while the majority of us are hard at work. Tut
The kids won't mind,I'll go dressed as a carrot..They'll love it.
Haven't you got work to do Missy?
hit the gin when loose women come on. most of the stepford wives at my local primary seem to. shame you can't leave the house, you could join the "secret knock" bunch of alky losers in the con club at about 9:30 am
Well the fridge freezer is here.I'm back in business!
I'm all excited now.I'm going to go shopping and stock the mutha up with nectar fodder... Then probably order takeaways for tea.Job's right!
I've decided daytime boozing is for wasters!
Until tomorrow,when quaffing could well be a beaut idea!
pure_shaw wrote:
shame you can't leave the house, you could join the "secret knock" bunch of alky losers in the con club at about 9:30 am
I'm free tomorrow! Sounds like a good plan.Nice touch,thanks.
Oh,whoa there Kingfisher! The Cons Club,as in Conservatives Club? Won't it be full of Torys and have Maggie Thatcher paintings all over the gaff?
Love to,gadge.
I'd rather climb in a Romper suit fashioned out of the hideous Newcastle away strip and whistle 'Dixie' down Redcar High Street,be perfectly frank.
Boatraceface wrote: I'm all excited now.I'm going to go shopping and stock the mutha up with nectar fodder...
Nectar fodder? nectar is the drink of the goods, surely you mean ambrosia, and no I don't mean rice pudding and custard, but that's a great idea, doesn't go well with plenty of alcohol though.
Like the idea of picking the kids up pissed dressed as a carrot, can't see why anyone would mind that!
Sorry to be a pedant, It's just because I've been working all day!
Jed Stephens wrote: I've been working all day!
I guess dems da breaks Jed!
Work's not really my cuppa cocoa,to be honest.I love days off,I do.
Boatraceface wrote: Whilst waiting in today,probably all day,for a couple of parcels(New phone and a new fridge freezer)It struck me-What a waste of a day off work.. Is it acceptable to get fucking leathered and pick the bairns up from school later,happy and drunk as fuck?
Being such a bastion of society comes easy to me,and I honestly don't think I'd think anything less of me.
might as well yer gonna die off eventually.some of us for the 2nd or 3rd time. god bless.
Cloud Movement wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Whilst waiting in today,probably all day,for a couple of parcels(New phone and a new fridge freezer)It struck me-What a waste of a day off work.. Is it acceptable to get fucking leathered and pick the bairns up from school later,happy and drunk as fuck?
Being such a bastion of society comes easy to me,and I honestly don't think I'd think anything less of me.
might as well yer gonna die off eventually.some of us for the 2nd or 3rd time. god bless.
Right,ok..Well chin up love.
thats a new one,someone posting about getting drunk rather than getting drunk then posting.
Michael,i was fairly impressed by your temptation to do the school run drunk and dressed as a carrot.
but i was MEGA MEGA impressed by you refusing to drink anywhere with pictures of maggie the iron bitch looking down on you 
Missy Jem wrote: He stole the carrot idea from me
thought we'd stopped doing the cracks about the fake tan 
hibster wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: He stole the carrot idea from me
thought we'd stopped doing the cracks about the fake tan
Not until she stops wearing it! Friends don't let friends look like Dale Winton.
I haven't worn false tan or been on a sunbed in a loong time! And I only looked orange in comparison to you blue skinners!
Missy Jem wrote: I haven't worn false tan or been on a sunbed in a loong time! And I only looked orange in comparison to you blue skinners!
Down with whitie, PALE BLUE POWER, PALE BLUE POWER!!!!
Missy Jem wrote: I proper bit then
Goooooood, If I can provoke a bite from you, I'm BOUND to get that 7lb pollack that I (and my chip pan) dream of :D
Especially since the fish shouldn't know better :D
Doctor? wrote:
hibster wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: He stole the carrot idea from me
thought we'd stopped doing the cracks about the fake tan
Not until she stops wearing it! Friends don't let friends look like Dale Winton.
what about dale winton's friends - what do they do?
