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Bloody thing. I only signed up so I can stalk minor Manc Schlebs.

Every time I turn it on, I've started following Martha Stewart, MC Hammer, Counting Crows, Demi Moore, Queen Rania Al Abduyllah, the Suze Orman Show, CNN News, an astronaut called Mike and about 20 other people that I've never heard of.

I 'unfollow' and block them all then the next time I visit they're all back again.

Is this how it's supposed to work?

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I now have a working knowledge of every pub Mr Cerysmatic drinks in, and what he's drinking, and when.

Oh, and updates on Northants cricket scores from him too.

Hope this helps, etc.

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It was ACE when he got that puncture repaired though, eh?

Hope this answers your query, please don't hesitate to ask if you require further information.

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presume you've seen this?

you're clearly sleep-tweeting. common modern phenomenon. your subconscious mind is crying out for the every banal musing of messrs burrell and duritz.

edit: you're following minor manc celebs with broken bikes but Mike The Astronaut is of no interest to you?

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Historians will look back in the near future and adjudge the twitter "phenomenon" as a case of profound mass fuckwittery.

(I get tweets from several leading cultural historians, natch.)

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Goodness knows what Twatter have on the Guardian.

They are obsessed by it.

I, on the other hand, am not.

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