at lasts a nice person on neworderonline thanking you missy jem for replying answer to my emailage yes miss rita like to meet you and have glass of wine yes miss rita has short black skirt to wear but miss rita know not what you mean by go commando? can you be telling miss rita please miss rita also like very much to go to yours after wine and watch lebanese frankie vorn dvd with you but miss rita know not who this frankie vorn person being miss rita thinking miss rita has found person to share dreams and be companion with. miss rita much very happy.
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I knew those nano-webcams (17 of them) I concealed chez Jemster would be worth switching on ONE day. All previous viewings have been entirely of ugly and shitfaced (or post-shitfaced or varying degress betwixed) vikings, passed out on tables, chairs, tvs, clotheslines. Half a dozen viewings of that and I set them to standby (In truth, I figured it was only a matter of time before bathroom camera number 4 caught ATR polishing his post-dump ringpiece, and felt that it would not only destroy the camera, but probably all the others AND the tranceiver array (hidden in Alfie's plumage, near camera 13)). Them bastards treat that place like a hotel (Jem gets through 3 tons of towels and mini shampoos a year), disgraceful.
Anyway, viewing is on a daily basis at the cost 1 Colin per day. send to.....
drisafuckingprawnmasterofthehighestorderandiamamereworminhispresenece@paypal.con along with your name, email adress, and mailing address for any hard copies ordered.
Miss Rita apparently is so desperate for a lover that she'll go after everyone!
Why the people of NOOL, though?
Missy Jem wrote: Steve, have you started drinking again?
Absholoodly not. Methsh doeshn't count.
Doctor? wrote: I knew those nano-webcams (17 of them) I concealed chez Jemster would be worth switching on ONE day. All previous viewings have been entirely of ugly and shitfaced (or post-shitfaced or varying degress betwixed) vikings, passed out on tables, chairs, tvs, clotheslines. Half a dozen viewings of that and I set them to standby (In truth, I figured it was only a matter of time before bathroom camera number 4 caught ATR polishing his post-dump ringpiece, and felt that it would not only destroy the camera, but probably all the others AND the tranceiver array (hidden in Alfie's plumage, near camera 13)). Them bastards treat that place like a hotel (Jem gets through 3 tons of towels and mini shampoos a year), disgraceful.
Anyway, viewing is on a daily basis at the cost 1 Colin per day. send to.....
drisafuckingprawnmasterofthehighestorderandiamamereworminhispresenece@paypal.con along with your name, email adress, and mailing address for any hard copies ordered.
CRIKEY!!
The man's finally gone off the edge.
NURSE!
Burt Reynolds wrote:
banshee wrote: it's gazman
what is?
well dont know who but rita is maybe someone we know
well it cant be a spam robot now can it,its too personal so must be someone off here 
mr banshee man you bad person miss rita just a lonely soul looking for companion and sharer of hopings and dreams mr banshee make miss rita very sad
banshee wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
banshee wrote: it's gazman
what is?
well dont know who but rita is maybe someone we know
well it cant be a spam robot now can it,its too personal so must be someone off here
Actually Gaz is too fucking quiet, and I reckon he's a cross dresser on the quiet...
Maybe these bots have become 'intelligent' to the point where they can somehow pick up random usernames on these boards and construct these messages.
Miss rita,i feel i should warn you about missus gemmima as she is very naughty girl.
In fact in Bolton she is known as Dirty Gerty from number thirty and likes the muff,so to speak.
She also talk in very daft voice and she say "ayerorite" and "do you not know".
I thought i should mention this before your relationship progresses further.
Nuts - I actually saved your voicemail message from the other week as i found it hilarious how funny you sounded.
"T'alreyt Jem, It's Nuts. Sorry't bother thee but I'm in Wiggin. Dos't kna any good places t'geet a drink?"
I think you speaks luvly ;) Funny, I could understand you just fine, but several of yer mates were apparently speaking Martian......I wonder do they take the piss and call you posh (The Bangor accent, which mine is not a great example of, is considered by the rest of NI to be, well I suppose "toff" or more accurately "Sloane". But then no accent on Earth marks out it's owner as scum better than "Belfast estate spide", compared with that, flatulence sounds posh. )
BTW, drunk I may be, but I've got £17,000 worth of bookings for "Missy+Rita's LoveRomp".
PS. I saved one of your voicemails (a particularly well lubricated one) for EXACTLY the same reason....bored? depressed? Then have a listen to that soft lass from Bolton
Then I changed networks :(
leather_girl wrote: Miss Rita apparently is so desperate for a lover that she'll go after everyone!
Now I know 
Rita K wrote: at lasts a nice person on neworderonline... ...but miss rita know not what you mean by go commando?
miss rita wants you 'britney spears' 
BillONdollar wrote:
Rita K wrote: at lasts a nice person on neworderonline... ...but miss rita know not what you mean by go commando?
miss rita wants you 'britney spears'
not worrys mr dollar miss rita now knowing what 'commando' is miss rita now know what a lotting of things are miss rita now big fanny of 'lebanese frankie vorn'
leather_girl wrote: Miss Rita apparently is so desperate for a lover that she'll go after everyone!
Why the people of NOOL, though?
by the way Rita i'm available
Doctor? wrote:
PS. I saved one of your voicemails (a particularly well lubricated one) for EXACTLY the same reason....bored? depressed? Then have a listen to that soft lass from Bolton
Then I changed networks :(
Reminds me when I was in Iraq, there was a hot female sergeant at division headquarters. She could get frustrated really easily over the phone and would start huffing, grunting and panting while looking for things (it came off in a very sexual manner over the phone). I used to call many times and ask her for things around the division headquarters I knew she'd have trouble finding....
...things you'll do when yer bored 
Rita K wrote:
BillONdollar wrote:
Rita K wrote: at lasts a nice person on neworderonline... ...but miss rita know not what you mean by go commando?
miss rita wants you 'britney spears'
not worrys mr dollar miss rita now knowing what 'commando' is miss rita now know what a lotting of things are miss rita now big fanny of 'lebanese frankie vorn'
wishing the best for finding your man/woman or signicant other!
we all wov you miss rita! 
Missy Jem wrote: Nuts - I actually saved your voicemail message from the other week as i found it hilarious how funny you sounded.
"T'alreyt Jem, It's Nuts. Sorry't bother thee but I'm in Wiggin. Dos't kna any good places t'geet a drink?"
thats scottish right?
I am defo sure that i would have spoken to you in my posh telephone voice.
Missy Jem wrote: I'm sure I could upload it onto here somehow. We could let all the other NOOLers decide
Dont you bloody dare missy! 
Or else i'll tell the peeps on here about your birthmark
mr moving hand miss rita already knowing about missy jems birthmark miss rita want to hear mr moving hands voice because miss rita thinking mr moving hand is a bit nuts wanting childrens with miss rita and he not know miss rita.
