Attn Miss Rita

What about this?

A 33-year-old church organist from Pennsylvania is planning to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.

Amy Wolfe claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects.

What do YOU plan to do once you've been through all the actual people on here?

I heard about a bloke who was married to his car.

Hope this helps.

All the better, people like that don't need to reproduce

mr colin miss rita is thinking you still in bad mood with miss rita because miss rita wont dress up as sheep for you.

You know you're a baad girl really, Reets.

Diamond 383 wrote: You know you're a baad girl really, Reets.

More of your wooly humour Col? You need to give that the chop mate.