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Wilbur the Cat

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Justice for Wilbur

These people have set up a website to complain that their neighbour had a perfectly legal pet and kept it on his own property, unlike Wilbur who paid the ultimate price for trespassing. Tough shit Wilbur. You were probably only going in there to catch birds and piss everywhere.

Quid pro quo my whiskered friend. Welcome to the jungle.

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I totally agree with you, cats are a pain in the arse, my neighbour has three of the bloody things, and they're constantly shitting in my garden and terrorising the fish in my pond. I clean up the crap from my own garden, but next doors garden stinks as she just leaves it, there must be about 50 kilo of cat shit in there.

I'm sure that cats kill more animals (birds and fish etc.) than domesticated snakes, so how about a petition to put cats on the dangerous animal list.

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I am very fond of cats, but I still think Wilbur had it coming, and yes, if we're talking body count, then cats seriously out-score snakes....plus I bet snakes eat what they kill, not just fuck with it for ages while it's still alive, and then vivsect it at the dinner table (mate's cat used to wait until there was a major family dinner happening, and then vivisect screaming sparrows and blackbirds, often leaving entrail morsels on guest's plates. The cat was so large that human interference in this ritual was problematic at best).

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Is anyone else thinking she's refering to the nieghbor's man sausage? Puts a whole new meaning on affixiation of ol' Wilbur don't it? If that is the case, I see no need to put laws down to restrict my python! I prefer to affixiate whoever, whenever I like (though I'll admit its is one wild animal) :D

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