Do Americans have any fucking concept of what's really important???

You know this has nothing to do with what Americans think is important or not. This has to do with the commercialization of the news and networks having to fill 24 hours every day, even on slow news days. It's why things like the Michael Jackson death become over-sensationalized.

The networks see it as a cute human interest story and charming that we have a First Lady who is not as pinched as the previous ones.

No one pretends this is important. No one with more than two brain cells to rub together cares.

Don't ask me what "important celebrity news" we always have around here.

Americans like:-

Guns War Bombs Oil MacDonalds, and; Segways so they don't have to burn up any calories

Boing Boing wrote: Americans like:-

Guns War Bombs Oil MacDonalds, and; Segways so they don't have to burn up any calories

Did anybody else read that to the tune of this:

Jeff, for once we can't take the moral (or even evolutionary) high ground.

I mean, every single day, as I walk into work, that utter fucking slagcunt Jordan (or whatever the vacuous monster calls itself this week) stares from a FRONT page of some pointless waste of trees or other. FFS the papers run stories about the fact that some dead racist moron's not-dead-yet-we-are-not-that-lucky ex partner is a moron fucktard. I confidently expect to read a headline in The Scum saying "Water is wet"....obviously illustrated by shots of the aforementioned slagcunt's skin stretched over bags of jelly (mmmmmmmmmm makes ME hard).

Really, we've only just started to catch up to the UK on the gossip as news front.

Doctor? wrote: Jeff, for once we can't take the moral (or even evolutionary) high ground.

I mean, every single day, as I walk into work, that utter fucking slagcunt Jordan (or whatever the vacuous monster calls itself this week) stares from a FRONT page of some pointless waste of trees or other. FFS the papers run stories about the fact that some dead racist moron's not-dead-yet-we-are-not-that-lucky ex partner is a moron fucktard. I confidently expect to read a headline in The Scum saying "Water is wet"....obviously illustrated by shots of the aforementioned slagcunt's skin stretched over bags of jelly (mmmmmmmmmm makes ME hard).

count yourself lucky, all i get is missing plant pots, gnomes, someones Hedge is a little bigger this year, the weather, more news about the weather, weather forcast, more missing plant pots, some missing plants, waiting list for allotments now 5years, some more missing plants, even the lottery makes front page news still,

upsetting really when good friend of mine is a paralypic swimming Champ, but no-one cares about this chap

have to admit though, some better news today....

Pictures from Marple Locks festival

Doctor? wrote: Jeff, for once we can't take the moral (or even evolutionary) high ground.

I mean, every single day, as I walk into work, that utter fucking slagcunt Jordan (or whatever the vacuous monster calls itself this week) stares from a FRONT page of some pointless waste of trees or other. FFS the papers run stories about the fact that some dead racist moron's not-dead-yet-we-are-not-that-lucky ex partner is a moron fucktard. I confidently expect to read a headline in The Scum saying "Water is wet"....obviously illustrated by shots of the aforementioned slagcunt's skin stretched over bags of jelly (mmmmmmmmmm makes ME hard).

Bloody hell it's one of those 'Team' Peter types

I'm in complete acquiescence with you though Steven-Vile woman.

The sooner they piss off out of the news the better..Is anybody really that arsed about a pair of arseholes with no dignity,every fucking day in the news?The Ashes are on forfucksake!

Had to think very hard to comprehend "team peter", I assume this is a known and named media occurrence which has thankfully escaped my notice (When I see headlines pertaining to either of those vermin, I simply vent expletive hatred for a few minutes and turn the page).

But, no, the only purpose for that cunt would be as a device to be used to beat the other cunt to a mushy pulp with.

Doctor? wrote: Had to think very hard to comprehend "team peter", I assume this is a known and named media occurrence

You assume wrong.Although might be,fucked if I know...

I'll level with you C... I pinched it from a Facebook acquaintance,who is a gnats piss away from deletion..

I think it's actually 'Team Andre'

That's good news Boaty, me ole china, I was really worried that you had been suffering from the company of those who revel in the fuckwittery of these oxygen thieves, and prattle about it endlessly.

People keep having the idea of a good cleanout of the human race. Somehow they always seem to decide on the elements that are going to be removed by the most arbitrary, moronic, and illogical means.....oooooooh let's wipe out the errrrrm...Jews, NOOOO, the Muslims, naaaah, the pooves. Stupid, random and evil, serving no positive purpose, and spreading pain and misery.

Wouldn't it be be a much better idea to get shot of the Jordans, the Andres. the Goody's Widowers, the willfully stupid. I often say we should round 'em up and shoot them, but I'm not really THAT vicious. A much better idea would be to bung them all on an island, not some horrid Shetland, but a nice tropical one (there are MANY moderately sized islands in the Pacific and Indian ocean with tiny or no populations). We provide them with enough equipment and supplies for any moderately intelligent golden retriever to carve out a decent living......and then wait for them to die out. I am tempted to say we should televise it as a warning to avoid being scum, but sadly it'd turn into the ultimate reality show nightmare and almost cerainly damage thousands of previously worthwhile humans, leading to more Island fodder, and so on.

"day 17 on the Island. Jordan and Kerry are now seriously de-hydrated after using the de-salination equipment to make an impromptu hair salon. Meanwhile the two Petes have successfully turned the fishing nets into hammocks and have placed the lobster pots in the trees. On the beach, the massed ranks of the health and safety executive have burried themselves completely in sand and suffocated after their risk assessment deemed it was the only way to remain safe from all the hazzards of paradise".

50% do: The proportion that vote to the left.

Yeah whatever.

Did they have any pictures of her legs?

They could still report on more... Did she have her legs properly shaved? Does she wax her pubic hair? Has she been wasting tax payer money to remove her pubes? Could they tell if she was wearing a thong? Did she have panty lines? Does the first lady poop? And where? Did she pee in the public toilets? Did she wash her hands properly?

Fox News resembles a science fiction satire, except even more assholish and stupid. The old cliche... reality is stranger than fiction. Fox News knows if they let Obama kill off all the aging baby boomers with his socialist fascist death panels, they will lose their audience.

0_o wrote: They could still report on more... Did she have her legs properly shaved? Does she wax her pubic hair? Has she been wasting tax payer money to remove her pubes? Could they tell if she was wearing a thong? Did she have panty lines? Does the first lady poop? And where? Did she pee in the public toilets? Did she wash her hands properly?

Fox News resembles a science fiction satire, except even more assholish and stupid. The old cliche... reality is stranger than fiction. Fox News knows if they let Obama kill off all the aging baby boomers with his socialist fascist death panels, they will lose their audience.

As if msNBC is any better

All our news stations reak of rotten kiddy fodder.

0_o wrote: They could still report on more... Did she have her legs properly shaved? Does she wax her pubic hair? Has she been wasting tax payer money to remove her pubes? Could they tell if she was wearing a thong? Did she have panty lines?

Any chance of a camel toe?

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: So I'm here banging away at the keyboard, when a "news" story comes on about how the First Lady wore a pair of shorts to the Grand Canyon...well fuck me, I'd wear a pair of shorts to a visit to the Grand Canyon...so why is there a fucking story dedicated to it on a "news" show???

is it because America is not ready for the sight of a black woman's thighs???

who cares what she's wearing. it's the media, god dog 'it...

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

is it because America is not ready for the sight of a black woman's thighs???

No, Venus and Serena are proof that we have been for a while....:D

Shame nobody does news stories on the Obama Girls train to Hogwarts. Since their fathers in never never land every day.

you could watch this instead... the dog has his own website now