Anyone know what time it's on? I might have to start recording it.
Carol Vorderman never looked this good. 
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She's very cute, but that footage just reminds me how unfathomable and woefully unattractive I find high-heels. If I wanted to see someone wobble about on stilts looking comically uncomfortable I'd go to the fucking circus. Give me a lass in trainers any day.
I'm probably a poofter, mind.
Amazing!
That guy at the end should have gone for another vowel. It would have been worth taking the chance to get a U to go with that Q.
What was he THINKING???
Thanks for posting, Al. Great find, that.
consonants indeed 
ooh shes had her hair done.think James Thomas did a thread about her a while back.It's on about 4.20. I sometimes tune as i finish work at 2 every day.
I wonder if Jeff Stelling has shagged her yet.
I bet she only has eyes for Jeff.All the chicks fancy Jeff.
He must have,and probably several times.
She's a lady in red today.Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote: She's very cute, but that footage just reminds me how unfathomable and woefully unattractive I find high-heels. If I wanted to see someone wobble about on stilts looking comically uncomfortable I'd go to the fucking circus. Give me a lass in trainers any day.
I'm probably a poofter, mind.
I love High Heels, especially the open toe strappy heel variety in black 
Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote: She's very cute, but that footage just reminds me how unfathomable and woefully unattractive I find high-heels.
She's got shit heels on there though, granted.
She wants to get some of them 6" see-through jobs like the prawn-stars wear.
Something subtle, with a real-live goldfish in the heel. 
My uncle went on countdown and won 2 shows. He didn't spot Harvested was the conundrum and lost the 3rd show.
Its probably the most interesting thing my family has ever done.
Well, apart from all those killings my brother did but we don't talk about that.
johnny wrote: ooh shes had her hair done.think James Thomas did a thread about her a while back.It's on about 4.20. I sometimes tune as i finish work at 2 every day.
Viking Number 7 wrote: I'd slip her a vowel or two.
Since when has Rohypnol been a vowel?....
call me old fashioned, but I prefer Susie Dent in dictionary corner. Quite attractive and a brain the size of a planet.
Boatraceface wrote: All the chicks fancy Jeff.
it's about time you fuckers notice...
too bad I only have eyes for Bertychops...and Shuglet...and Fradders....
Gazman wrote:
Viking Number 7 wrote: I'd slip her a vowel or two.
Since when has Rohypnol been a vowel?....
There are two vowels in Rohypnol Gaz
Steve Morrison wrote: der der der der der der der der oooooh.
30 seconds eh, Shug? Enough time to do it twice!
Old Blue wrote: And have a cigarette.
Much as the thought of it makes me shudder, I can't imagine Shug doing anything without a ciggie on the go. And I mean anything. Forget lighting up post-coitus - Shug saves the bother by never stubbing out.
I still have the burn marks on my bell-end to prove it.
Major Tarantino wrote: My uncle went on countdown and won 2 shows. He didn't spot Harvested was the conundrum and lost the 3rd show.
Its probably the most interesting thing my family has ever done.
Well, apart from all those killings my brother did but we don't talk about that.
My arl fella was on 15 to 1.
Got a rock question, he was close to the right answer on - about what curtilage was in relation to property. Stewart had him off.
