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12 Nov 2009, 01:26

Take the name of your first pet and then add your mother's maiden name.

I'm BoBo Fletcher :laugh:

12 Nov 2009, 04:30

Skip Wooff

12 Nov 2009, 05:32

smokey braithwaite.

i quite like that. she could be the lead character in my series of hard-bitten lady librarian/detective novels.

12 Nov 2009, 05:32

Hi Skip :D

12 Nov 2009, 05:51

Murdoch Doyle

12 Nov 2009, 05:56

Chuchie Chadwick lol

12 Nov 2009, 06:00

don't do it!!! it's a clever ruse to steal your identity...

but mine is Duke Wagoner...sounds like I'd do gay westerns...

12 Nov 2009, 07:30

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: don't do it!!! it's a clever ruse to steal your identity...

but mine is Duke Wagoner...sounds like I'd do gay westerns...

:abovelol: nice one Jeff - :hat:

12 Nov 2009, 07:38

Keiran Lee.

(I wish)

12 Nov 2009, 07:54

Barney Banks

bit shit..

:\ohwell:

12 Nov 2009, 08:04

Fluffy Lewandowski

12 Nov 2009, 08:09

I'm happy with

Sutty Oates

12 Nov 2009, 12:09

Theobald HITLER

Theobald Cecilmeade was my fav cat.I gave him the name and she lived 16 years!

12 Nov 2009, 12:13

SHED wrote: Theobald HITLER

Theobald Cecilmeade was my fav cat.I gave him the name and she lived 16 years!

Wow

12 Nov 2009, 13:10

SHED wrote: Theobald HITLER

Theobald Cecilmeade was my fav cat.I gave him the name and she lived 16 years!

Doesn't 16 year old pussy get you in trouble???

13 Nov 2009, 02:07

Misty Sato

13 Nov 2009, 03:31

Jasper Brannigan.

13 Nov 2009, 04:28

GlasVegas wrote: Jasper Brannigan.

Great, you can join Jeff in his Gay Western :laugh:

13 Nov 2009, 04:37

Juan Kerr...

13 Nov 2009, 05:26

Gazman wrote: Juan Kerr...

I'm calling shenanigans...fucking wanker my arse...

13 Nov 2009, 05:31

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Gazman wrote: Juan Kerr...

I'm calling shenanigans...fucking wanker my arse...

I agree Jeff, why don't people take these polls seriously :\ohwell:

13 Nov 2009, 10:02

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Gazman wrote: Juan Kerr...

I'm calling shenanigans...fucking wanker my arse...

Juan was my pet goldfish when i was a boy,we bought him fro 'Spanish Jims' pet shop round the corner from us,Kerr is my mothers maiden name :nod:

13 Nov 2009, 10:18

Sa good job your fish wasn't called Jim

13 Nov 2009, 10:38

Missy Jem wrote: Sa good job your fish wasn't called Jim

I do actually have an uncle Jim,

but i would never name a goldfish after him..

13 Nov 2009, 14:12

Rameses Mckay

(I had Pirahna fish named after Egyptian Pharohes)

13 Nov 2009, 14:34

Royser wrote: Rameses Mckay

(I had Pirahna fish named after Egyptian Pharohes)

:laugh:

I know he's not Egyptian, but I got an image of a Borat style porn star, complete in Mankini!

14 Nov 2009, 01:21

This is my best ever thread

Apart from 38DD's v the cure

14 Nov 2009, 01:34

I have the worst porn star name ever Mr Dunne

My earliest pet was a border collie called Mister.

How dull.

Wonder how many people have typed their ma's maiden name straight into some dodgy malsite along the way with this one.

14 Nov 2009, 10:05

Doctor? wrote: I have the worst porn star name ever Mr Dunne

My earliest pet was a border collie called Mister.

How dull.

Wonder how many people have typed their ma's maiden name straight into some dodgy malsite along the way with this one.

but if your mother had been called Wood...

14 Nov 2009, 15:04

Kahlua Suhay

(my first pet was a cat named kahlua)

I guess this would be my name AFTER I had a sex change? or in really bizarre movies