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EdelBrock wrote: Kahlua Suhay

(my first pet was a cat named kahlua)

I guess this would be my name AFTER I had a sex change? or in really bizarre movies

remember brotha...don't ask don't tell...

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Taro Goodier. Not very sexy, is it?

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AgentWood wrote: Taro Goodier. Not very sexy, is it?

that'll make you horny...

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Rebel Ridings

and in a rare instance of me coming out of something with a sliver of an advantage over ourkid, I realise that his porno nom de plume would be;

Tiddles Ridings

both however more suited to a country n western combo at the local British Legion than yer typical ron jeremy/dirk diggler scenario methinks

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Doctor? wrote: I have the worst porn star name ever Mr Dunne

My earliest pet was a border collie called Mister.

How dull.

Wonder how many people have typed their ma's maiden name straight into some dodgy malsite along the way with this one.

but if your mother had been called Wood...

my dad is mr. wood....

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AgentWood wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Doctor? wrote: I have the worst porn star name ever Mr Dunne

My earliest pet was a border collie called Mister.

How dull.

Wonder how many people have typed their ma's maiden name straight into some dodgy malsite along the way with this one.

but if your mother had been called Wood...

my dad is mr. wood....

hmmmn, Woody from Toy Story, Big Willie Style, Free willy, Fanny packs.... yer whole culture is awash with smut and innuendo

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Pepe Goldbourne.

What a stellar career he (could have) had.

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