Top 5 Shit Cities & Towns

1. Birmingham
2. Market Drayton
3. Dereham
4. Ipswich
5. Peterborough

Hanley Burslem Longton Fenton Tunstall

Sam wrote: Hanley Burslem Longton Fenton Tunstall

Sacrilege!! (Though the sacred sixth Potteries town of Stoke-upon-Trent avoids the cull, I see. You can't hide your love forever, Sam!!)

Bangor Donaghadee Mutantards Belfast London

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Georgetown

There was a town in South Carolina called Georgetown... scared the living sh** outta me and the wife. There was one really big factory in it, and everyone was either getting off shift, or was standing in line to work in the factory. Not a single person had a smile, and everything had this dirty soot look... we always speed through the place, as it felt that if the car broke down there, you would be trapped there forever... some sort of Twilight Zone place...

EdelBrock wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Georgetown

we always speed through the place, as it felt that if the car broke down there, you would be trapped there forever... some sort of Twilight Zone place...

You really should stop off there one day...

1. Newport (South Wales)
2. Coventry
3. Hull
4. Leicester
5. Greenock

Peterhead Grantham March Rainham (Essex) South-End-On-Sea

special mention goes to Metz in France!

Yeah, the UK is SHIT:

6. Dunfermline
7. Montrose
8. Coleraine
9. Lichfield
10. Holyhead

i can only assume none of you have been to scunthorpe. probably best.

Nobody's mentioned Telford yet???

Nick King wrote: Nobody's mentioned Telford yet???

I was in Telford t'other week. Ironically there is another 'Newport' near there where we stayed. Still nowhere near as bad as the horror that is Newport South Wales. I witnessed two blokes in a nightclub there having a spitting competition. Seeing who could spit the furthest. In a nightclub!!! While the security stood by and watched, ocassionally applauding a particularly 'long' spit.

FUCK......... How could I have failed to mention DUNSTABLE.

1. Managua, Nicaragua
2. Managua, Nicaragua
3. Managua, Nicaragua
4. Managua, Nicaragua
5. Pueblo, Colorado

Fuck me. Managua is the biggest shithole I've ever been to. Granted, ten years of civil war and a devastating earthquake didn't help.... The rest of the country is lovely, though.

Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote: Yeah, the UK is SHIT:

6. Dunfermline
7. Montrose
8. Coleraine
9. Lichfield
10. Holyhead

I used to go out with a guy who lived in Dunfermline. Not that bad of a place, really.

But you did forget Dundee.

Dewsbury, end of debate.

AgentWood wrote:

Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote: Yeah, the UK is SHIT:

6. Dunfermline
7. Montrose
8. Coleraine
9. Lichfield
10. Holyhead

I used to go out with a guy who lived in Dunfermline. Not that bad of a place, really.

But you did forget Dundee.

Watch yourself, Buffy - there's a few of us round here who won't have a word said against Dundee and the glorious Silv'ry Tay.

"Alas! I am very sorry to say / That ninety lives have been taken away....." etc.

Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote: Yeah, the UK is SHIT:

6. Dunfermline
7. Montrose
8. Coleraine
9. Lichfield
10. Holyhead

I used to go out with a guy who lived in Dunfermline. Not that bad of a place, really.

But you did forget Dundee.

Watch yourself, Buffy - there's few of us round here who won't have a word said against Dundee and the glorious Silv'ry Tay.

"Alas! I am very sorry to say / That ninety lives have been taken away....." etc.

William McGonagall was a genius.

Said boyfriend from Dunfermline was raised in scenic Wormit, on the Tay. The only pub in Wormit? The Wormit Inn.

Southport Preston Lytham St. Annes Blackpool Fleetwood

if you could aim the rise in the tides that the doom and gloom merchants keep predicting, the north west of england would be a good place to start.

(Formby is OK though Chris!)

AgentWood wrote:

Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote: Yeah, the UK is SHIT:

6. Dunfermline
7. Montrose
8. Coleraine
9. Lichfield
10. Holyhead

I used to go out with a guy who lived in Dunfermline. Not that bad of a place, really.

But you did forget Dundee.

Was in Dundee at the weekend, its not that bad.

Scunthorpe Corby Port Talbot Hull Anywhere within the M25

The Haçienda must be (re)Built wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote: Yeah, the UK is SHIT:

6. Dunfermline
7. Montrose
8. Coleraine
9. Lichfield
10. Holyhead

I used to go out with a guy who lived in Dunfermline. Not that bad of a place, really.

But you did forget Dundee.

Was in Dundee at the weekend, its not that bad.

Scunthorpe Corby Port Talbot Hull Anywhere within the M25

hull is the jewel of the humber - a veritable utopia in comparison with this shithole.

GlasVegas wrote:

Nick King wrote: Nobody's mentioned Telford yet???

I was in Telford t'other week. Ironically there is another 'Newport' near there where we stayed. Still nowhere near as bad as the horror that is Newport South Wales. I witnessed two blokes in a nightclub there having a spitting competition. Seeing who could spit the furthest. In a nightclub!!! While the security stood by and watched, ocassionally applauding a particularly 'long' spit.

Yep, Newport (S Wales) is an inbred weird shite place.

1/ Sheffield 2/ London 3/ Coventry 4/ Newport 5/ Doncaster

Can't think of anywhere in Scotland as bad as these.

Gazman wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Georgetown

we always speed through the place, as it felt that if the car broke down there, you would be trapped there forever... some sort of Twilight Zone place...

You really should stop off there one day...

Why all the hate? Where's the love Gaz?