Valentines Day poems to pull you that special someone,lads...

Roses are Red,violets are blue, I have knife,now get in the fucking van....

Never fails,that. Anymore for anymore?

Not so much a poem,more a chat up line,but still works everytime

"Does this hankie smell like chloroform love?.."

young lad at work today ,, smitten with girl, buys valentines card,, signs name ,, she liked the card,, but the lad,, noooooooooooooooooo,, dont fancy im. ese 2 years younger than me,,, hese guted,, told it straight by a west ham fan

so cold

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've just been down the clinic, and so should you

I sent my sinuses to Arizona, I sent my liver to Peru My lungs and my kidneys, Spent the summer in Sydney But I'm sending my heart to you

Boatraceface wrote: Roses are Red,violets are blue, I have knife,now get in the fucking van....

Never fails,that. Anymore for anymore?

miss rita likes it kinky

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE FANCY A FUCK?

MONTY wrote: ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE FANCY A FUCK?

Can't go wrong with that... if answered "no"

"How about a blowjob then?"

EdelBrock wrote:

MONTY wrote: ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE FANCY A FUCK?

Can't go wrong with that... if answered "no"

"How about a blowjob then?"

and if that meets a negative reply,theres always..

"just a wank then?.."

This reminds me of a time, I followed a dare by my buddies when I was 21. I approached this striking young lass in a red summer dress in the aisles of a Hallmark store in the mall. I asked, "Excuse me, but would you be insulted if I said you have beautiful legs?" She replied, quite indignetly, "Yes I would." with a scoff. My retort, "well then, those are the ugliest fucking legs I've ever seen!"
My buddies from the adjacent aisle, behind the shelves burst in an uproar... she got really red, and slapped me the hardest I ever had by a girl (well, at least until I was married). She stormed out...

Oh the days of youth...