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Pass me that leather belt and the Sainsbury's bag love, I'm just going upstairs to fix a shelf.
I remember reading a paper at Uni quoting a statistic saying that 60% of folks who engage in this practice at least once a month die from it. That's pretty crap odds! This would've been pre-internet though so hopefully the wealth of free, top quality, material now available for conventional wankery will dissuade the curious from experimenting.
GlasVegas wrote: Pass me that leather belt and the Sainsbury's bag love, I'm just going upstairs to fix a shelf.
I remember reading a paper at Uni quoting a statistic saying that 60% of folks who engage in this practice at least once a month die from it. That's pretty crap odds! This would've been pre-internet though so hopefully the wealth of free, top quality, material now available for conventional wankery will dissuade the curious from experimenting.
Here's a couple of links RoCkeT MiCK gave me
Alistair Appleton, a fellow BBC presenter who is also openly gay, said: "Kristian was a fine, charming, complex, rather dazzling man. TV is duller and straighter and drearier without him. I was proud to have met him, hung out with him, known him a little.
hmmmm... did he use a separate belt or did they share one?
discoin85 wrote: Reminds me of Stephen Milligan MP.
Saw a T shirt shortly after, it went along the lines "got the rope, got the orange, what could go wrong?"
James Thomas wrote:
discoin85 wrote: Reminds me of Stephen Milligan MP.
Saw a T shirt shortly after, it went along the lines "got the rope, got the orange, what could go wrong?"
Best T-Shirt I have seen was at Glastonbury last year 'I hate Bono and his stupid fucking face' quality :)
I would definitely have worn one of those circa 1985.I found Bono extraordinarily worthy of a kick in back then.He doesn't bother me so much these days. I don't know why. I think back then it felt like i was the only who detested him.You could say i was ahead of the times.These days it seems the norm and irrelevant.But by god the amount of cunts you used to see around with their Unforgettable Fire tee shirts back then made you fear for the future of humanity
I said back then 3 times just then.
At least in the tributes I've read so far no-one has gaffed "he died as he lived" or "he died doing exactly what he loved".
Yet.
The next time anyone I know is after a new band name I'm gonna suggest 'Death By Kinky Wank'
johnny wrote:
I would definitely have worn one of those circa 1985.I found Bono extraordinarily worthy of a kick in back then.He doesn't bother me so much these days. I don't know why. I think back then it felt like i was the only who detested him.You could say i was ahead of the times.These days it seems the norm and irrelevant.But by god the amount of cunts you used to see around with their Unforgettable Fire tee shirts back then made you fear for the future of humanity
I said back then 3 times just then.
Get Back errr then
If Bono left this mortal coil by "kinky wank", it would be a fitting end, dying like he lived.
Getting a bit boring now - this whole posh wank thing seems like a the standard exit route for minor slebs.
I can't believe no-one's cracked a tasteless gag about Ian Curtis knocking a crafty one out while his missus wasn't around....
Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote:
I can't believe no-one's cracked a tasteless gag about Ian Curtis knocking a crafty one out while his missus wasn't around....
Work aaaaaard.If in doubt,Delap the bastard.
Boatraceface wrote:
Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote:
I can't believe no-one's cracked a tasteless gag about Ian Curtis knocking a crafty one out while his missus wasn't around....
Work aaaaaard.If in doubt,Delap the bastard.
You missed off the third in the Holy Triumvirate: HOOF!!!!!!
Also, Boro are wank.
Miss Terey wrote: The next time anyone I know is after a new band name I'm gonna suggest 'Death By Kinky Wank'
They cant have it,
me JG and Glas are using it for our band...
...that or 'Wet Dog'
