Honest Dr?'s F1 tips

Stick a tenner on Ferdie for the driver's Stick £20 on Vettel for for same. £50 on McRon (errrrm McMartin??) for constructor's £100 that Baron von Cobblers will NOT win the title, but will get at least one race (obviously there are those of a religious devotion to the evil cheating fuck reckon he's still the same bloke he was at bennetton, rather than some gimp who let his car and his pit bitches sort out his wins, as he was for the last few years in the Red Car. These people think he'll win in the unsorted merc, this is not gonna happen, it wont be nailing races till mid season at the earliest.....it may have been the class of the field early last year as a brawn, but it didn't develop and struggled it's ballix off by the end).

This year looks great, everybody is cheating like fuck, I loves it!

PS

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!

Awful race. If thats the new F1 then it can fuck right off.

I'm sticking around, I can remember what these same rules threw up back before 94, and it was good. Of course the cars were driven by men back then, not whining little bitches who'd be better off playing chavball.

A) Most of the cars are super reliable these days (and Red Bull surely will be soon) compared to 15 years ago.

B) Most of the drivers these days are just boring robots most of them wouldnt know a risk if a punched them in the face

C) I imagine the cars use way more fuel these days which is why the first twenty laps yesterday resembled twenty four versions of me wading through a swimming pool full of treacle.

A and B,yes. C, no, they used to use WAY more, I think the limit, which had been reduced and reduced and reduced, by 93 was 180Kg, as opposed to about 160 now, but in turbo days some were running getting on for 300Kg of fuel.

that Australian grand prix was rubbish wasn't it?

Dull as dishwater I thought.

Does prove that the secret of decent racing is taking all their grip away though.