What death is right for Simon Cowell?

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31 Dec 2010, 01:52

Discuss

31 Dec 2010, 01:58

His days are numbered, owls will get him while he slumbers.

31 Dec 2010, 02:14

James Thomas wrote: His days are numbered, owls will get him while he slumbers.

Very Good JT

Boing Boing :jump:

31 Dec 2010, 02:21

No point. If it wasnt Cowell it'd be someone else. Going back over forty years theres always been knobheads trying to achieve fame for doing fuck all and parasites making profit from it when they do.

Big Brother couldve been made in the seventies and they'd still be able to fill it with cunts.

31 Dec 2010, 02:56

31 Dec 2010, 03:13

So good you posted twice :crazy:

31 Dec 2010, 03:21

sEND HIM TO castle DONINGTON :hat: in a PINKshirt :lol:

31 Dec 2010, 03:29

Rocket Mick wrote: sEND HIM TO castle DONINGTON

ARGHHHHH :angry:

31 Dec 2010, 18:14

OR... (no decent medieval images available)

hung, drawn and quartered:

"The greatest and most grievous punishment used in England for such as offend against the State is drawing from the prison to the place of execution upon an hurdle or sled, where they are hanged till they be half dead, and then taken down, and quartered alive; after that, their members and bowels are cut from their bodies, and thrown into a fire, provided near hand and within their own sight, even for the same purpose."