New Shed Song

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It's a hard way to come home You've got me on my knees The shed is tumbling down It's falling like the leaves

The days turned into months and years I can't forget that you were hence I feel your presence everywhere In the corner by the fence

Turn your shed light off It's time for me to go Across the grass and through the gate I want you to know you're my mate

There's wild weeds out there And nobody gives a damn In cold blood we don't care And we don't want to prune

I'm sitting here alone at night My shed doors are open wide What do you want me to say Someone took the lock away

The Plants are high the grass is long Show me where the mowers gone What do you want me to do Go to b and q for a new one

Turn your shed light off It's time for me to go Across the grass and through the gate I want you to know you're my mate

Turn your shed light off It's time for me to go Across the grass and through the gate I want you to know you're my mate

The Village - Shed

When a new shed turns towards you And the night becomes the day We shall remain forever Everyone who potters about this way Oh, our love is like the flowers The rain and the sun and the hours Oh, our love is like the flowers The rain and the sun and the hours

When the rain falls to the water butt They'll be waiting irigation And the sky reflects our image Everythings gone green in our nation

Oh, our love is like the shed The sun and the trees and the flower bed Oh, our love is like the shed The sun and the trees and the flower bed

I am still here two days later Same lawn, same garden And I'm stuck here two years too long Same place, wrong time to plant

Oh, our love is like the flowers The rain and the sun and the hours Oh, our love is like the flowers The sun and the sun and the hours

Their plant died three years ago Prize tomatos I cannot show

Here's one I'm working on.

And there won't be sheds in Africa this Christmas time the greatest gift they'll get this year is a lean-to

Jed Stephens wrote: Here's one I'm working on.

And there won't be sheds in Africa this Christmas time the greatest gift they'll get this year is a lean-to

Good effort, all will be revealed soon and you will be invited to a new shed game :)

Here to Mow

Who is this weed That follows me This nuisance plant Who wants to be

This useless cause Of plantlife kind This bomb set off by seed

Like a black hole in the garden so very dark, it will get you fuming It will drive you away, it will drive you insane But then when weeded it will remove all of your pain

Like a black hole in the garden So very dark it will get you fuming It will get you fuming,it will get you fuming It will get you fuming, fuming, fuming

This open shed A place to rest my head This place of worship With walls of woodchip

The mower i store inside With you, was kept alive

Like a black hole in the garden So very dark it will get you fuming It will get you fuming,it will get you fuming It will get you fuming, fuming, fuming

Like a black hole in the garden So very dark it will get you fuming It will get you fuming,it will get you fuming It will get you fuming, fuming, fuming

We're here to mow We're here to mow We're here to mow We're here to mow We're here to mow We're here to mow We're here to mow We're here to mow

Like a black hole in the garden So very dark it will get you fuming It will get you fuming,it will get you fuming It will get you fuming, fuming, fuming

Shed Aid

It’s Christmas time, the house is full of joy and cheer At Christmas time, I just want to have a quiet beer And in or lounge there’s plenty, of tinsel on the tree But I can’t take any more egg nog at Christmas time

But there’s a place, a place I can have some peace At Christmas time It’s cold, but I can have some fun There’s a shed out in the garden And it’s where I keep my beer I can sit there with my mower and other gardening gear I could do with some insulation, because it’s pretty bloody cold But tonight thank God I’ve got my own shed

And there won’t be sheds in Africa this Christmas time No place for blokes to get away from the wife No place to get a brake And share a drink with a rake Do they know that sheds exist at all

Here’s to Sheds There’s a place for all your tools We love shed’s Get away from all the fools Do they know that sheds exist at all

We love sheds The great escape at Christmas time We love sheds The great escape at Christmas time We love sheds The great escape at Christmas time We love sheds The great escape at Christmas time

Superb effort Jed

Great stuff folks...

Inspired by listening to a spot of early JD...

HOVER-MOWER

When sunlight glistens on the lawn, don't you know it's time to hoe, 'Cos you've got to work so hard for everything you grow. Can't prune your laurels now, Not when you've other trees. You'll find yourself cleaning guttering, Of all that debris and leaves.

Someone told me being in the shed is the main thing. We all need the security a quality padlock brings. Can't mulch on your own in these times, Against all the weeds, You all just fall behind with sowing all your seeds.

You trim our bush and pretend you know about, All the things that we were gonna grow. What ya gonna grow, what ya gonna grow, When it's autumn? You're on your lawn now, Don't you think it's looking class? Well, you're the only one responsible for the grass. So what ya gonna do when the hover-mower has gone? Yeah, what ya gonna do when the hover-mower has gone?

You trim our bush, And pretend you know about, All the things we were gonna grow. What ya gonna grow, what ya gonna grow When its autumn?

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote: Great stuff folks...

Inspired by listening to a spot of early JD...

HOVER-MOWER

When sunlight glistens on the lawn, don't you know it's time to hoe, 'Cos you've got to work so hard for everything you grow. Can't prune your laurels now, Not when you've other trees. You'll find yourself cleaning guttering, Of all that debris and leaves.

Someone told me being in the shed is the main thing. We all need the security a quality padlock brings. Can't mulch on your own in these times, Against all the weeds, You all just fall behind with sowing all your seeds.

You trim our bush and pretend you know about, All the things that we were gonna grow. What ya gonna grow, what ya gonna grow, When it's autumn? You're on your lawn now, Don't you think it's looking class? Well, you're the only one responsible for the grass. So what ya gonna do when the hover-mower has gone? Yeah, what ya gonna do when the hover-mower has gone?

You trim our bush, And pretend you know about, All the things we were gonna grow. What ya gonna grow, what ya gonna grow When its autumn?

Snorri xxx

GENIUS

Snorrimon wrote: Great stuff folks...

Inspired by listening to a spot of early JD...

HOVER-MOWER

When sunlight glistens on the lawn, don't you know it's time to hoe, 'Cos you've got to work so hard for everything you grow. Can't prune your laurels now, Not when you've other trees. You'll find yourself cleaning guttering, Of all that debris and leaves.

Someone told me being in the shed is the main thing. We all need the security a quality padlock brings. Can't mulch on your own in these times, Against all the weeds, You all just fall behind with sowing all your seeds.

You trim our bush and pretend you know about, All the things that we were gonna grow. What ya gonna grow, what ya gonna grow, When it's autumn? You're on your lawn now, Don't you think it's looking class? Well, you're the only one responsible for the grass. So what ya gonna do when the hover-mower has gone? Yeah, what ya gonna do when the hover-mower has gone?

You trim our bush, And pretend you know about, All the things we were gonna grow. What ya gonna grow, what ya gonna grow When its autumn?

Snorri xxx

Brilliant, i thought it was just going to be mike and me doing this.

on the subject of sheds (or closely related) my garage door has just broken!, managed to get it shut, but I had to snip a wire to do so, I hate up & overs. will need to get it replaced, but it'll have to wait for new year now! great Christmas prezzie that! C*nt!

LIAM won't like this...BAH HUMBUG!

Everythings gone SHED.

79 order wrote: Everythings gone SHED.

Yes, sir...

Yer Shedder believe it

Here is a German techno guy called Shed

maybe he could do the music?

http://bleep.com/index.php?page=release_details&releaseid=19320

A garage, a greenhouse, a shed Just needs weeding inside and some veg And though it hurts me to treat you this way Betrayed by wasps,a dodgy door and some decay

NO Regret wrote: A garage, a greenhouse, a shed Just needs weeding inside and some veg And though it hurts me to treat you this way Betrayed by wasps,a dodgy door and some decay

Genius :D

Nu Ordah wrote:

NO Regret wrote: A garage, a greenhouse, a shed Just needs weeding inside and some veg And though it hurts me to treat you this way Betrayed by wasps,a dodgy door and some decay

Genius :D

Updown turnaround Please dont pave over the ground Tonight I think Ill water the plants And buy some grass seed when I get the chance

NO Regret wrote:

Nu Ordah wrote:

NO Regret wrote: A garage, a greenhouse, a shed Just needs weeding inside and some veg And though it hurts me to treat you this way Betrayed by wasps,a dodgy door and some decay

Genius :D

Updown turnaround Please dont pave over the ground Tonight I think Ill water the plants And buy some grass seed when I get the chance

Don't turn a blind eye to all of the green fly it'll ruin your stir fry

KRAFTY

Some people get up at the break of day Gotta go to shed before it gets too late Sitting in a garden or allotment down the road Thats the way it has to be

And that's what you do to earn your daily wage That's the kind of shed that we're living in today Is itwhere you wanna be And is it what you wanna do

Just give me one more spade (one more spade) Give me another bike (just another bike ) I need a second shed(second shed) This time I'll get it right (This time I'll get it right)

I'll paint it one last time (one last time) I've gotta let you know (I've gotta let you know) I've got to change the shelves (I've got to change the shelves) I'll never let it go

You've gotta look at sheds the way they oughta be Looking at the sheds from underneath a tree There's a world inside and a world out there With a dartboard or tv you just have to care

They've got metal ones, plastic ones and wooden too All shrunk down in a flat pack from B&Q And in there the world is a beautiful place With mowers, tools and Hookys bass And this is where I wanna be And this is what I wanna do

Just give me one more spade (one more spade) Give me another bike (just another bike ) I need a second shed(second shed) This time I'll get it right (This time I'll get it right)

I'll paint it one last time (one last time) I've gotta let you know (I've gotta let you know) I've got to change the shelves (I've got to change the shelves) I'll never let it go

Spooky

Once in a while I need a shed I want one that's got a cover It's just a moment in b and q But sometimes we out DIY each other

Maybe we could find the time Eliminate the bugs and mites We do everything we could The nicest shed in the neighbourhood

We could break any tool Anytime we wanted to Don't be a spade step in this way Let's defend the sheds we made

I want a shed up in the air Or just a shed anywhere Maybe I'm wrong is there a sale on tomorrow Get down to wickes and I will follow

Maybe we could find the time Elevate this shed of mine Decorate for me and you A master shed just for two

We could break any tool Anytime we wanted to Don't be a spade step in this way Let's defend the sheds we made

Krafty is sublime

Mr Disco

How can I ever forget you You don't know just what I've been through The lawn we mowed together Grows with me now and forever

I tried but I can't find you Tell me now what do I do I tried but I can't find you Tell me now what do I do

I can't find my hover mower Because I need you with me in spring time I used to think about you night and day I used to feel what shears cannot say Oh I can't find you No I can't mow my piece of grass without you

Maybe I could use a strimmer But it would make the task so much grimmer Our grass cuttings ended in the barrow Without you there's no tomorrow

I tried but I can't find you Tell me now what do I do I tried but I can't find you Tell me now what do I do

I can't find my hover mower Because I need you with me in spring time I used to think about you night and day I used to feel what shears cannot say Oh I can't find you No I can't mow my piece of grass without you

I can't find my hover mower Because I need you with me in spring time I used to think about you night and day I used to feel what shears cannot say Oh I can't find you No I can't mow my piece of grass without you

Wicks, Homebase and B and Q I've searched all these places but never found you

Vanishing Lawn

Grow up roses, don't you suffer At the thorns of one another If you like a germinating seed Listen can you hear him weeping Tears of joy and tears of sorrow He buys seeds to sow tomorrow

My life ain't no holiday I've been to Corby I've seen what a man can do I've seen Charlie Dimmock’s boobs too

Feel your Shed door lose hindge He can't touch as the wood is singed Door is short but wood is strong There lies a hope that I have found And if you try you'll find it too Remember tightly to screw

My life ain't no holiday I've been to Corby I've seen what a man can do I've seen Charlie Dimmock’s boobs too

And they mowed it away Like Alan Titchmarsh By the look on his face He had a big grin :D

excellent work!!

Not sure if this is any good, but I present "Behind Shed Doors"

There is a secret place Underneath a tree Where I go for me time This is my shed The key I have is mine And only I can go inside You can only see my shed To see inside would open your eyes

At any given time I dream about my shed My time in there is peaceful No worries about the evil Maybe a beer or two And a good read Behind my shed doors There in my retreat

I don't know what makes me stay Maybe it’s the comfy chair There's something wrong with kids today They just don’t care about my shed There's no hope No one to trust I can't cope It's obvious Please don't take my shed away I'm never gonna give it away

This is my place of solitude That I can call a home I live without a care I’m never alone in there One day I will get the power on So I can listen to my tunes I really like my shed Its at its best when covered on snow Behind my shed doors

Behind shed doors Behind shed doors Behind shed doors There in my shed Behind shed doors

yes its very good

I kept my shed against a wall its been leaking for so long now you werent exactly falling over your shelves when I last saw you

well i always thought we'd get along like a shed on fire until you told me that i had to mow how can someone like you let the weeds grow

whatever you think of it you were so hard now ill make you see whatever you think of it it was so cold theres no heating

I dont felt the roof anymore The state of disgrace is consuming me Its not filled up but its stacked with toys It gives you pain but it gives me joy

well i always thought we'd get along like a shed on fire in the days when the sun was warm i ran in the street where it was bought

whatever you think of it you were so hard now ill make you see whatever you think of it it was so cold theres no heating

The shed is so empty at this time of night I like to sit on my own and unwind In a world without a view, I find myself in solitude Thats the danger in reading books, playing soduko, and putting up hooks some say intellectual sites we love, from a stolen shed into a perfect world

NO Regret wrote: yes its very good

I kept my shed against a wall its been leaking for so long now you werent exactly falling over your shelves when I last saw you

well i always thought we'd get along like a shed on fire until you told me that i had to mow how can someone like you let the weeds grow

whatever you think of it you were so hard now ill make you see whatever you think of it it was so cold theres no heating

I dont felt the roof anymore The state of disgrace is consuming me Its not filled up but its stacked with toys It gives you pain but it gives me joy

well i always thought we'd get along like a shed on fire in the days when the sun was warm i ran in the street where it was bought

whatever you think of it you were so hard now ill make you see whatever you think of it it was so cold theres no heating

The shed is so empty at this time of night I like to sit on my own and unwind In a world without a view, I find myself in solitude Thats the danger in reading books, playing soduko, and putting up hooks some say intellectual sites we love, from a stolen shed into a perfect world

Me thinks I've got the hang of this or I'm just going mad

Every shed counts We all love our shed People don’t understand why we care so much I guess it’s cause you give us refuge And allow a sense of order Every second counts when were in our shed Every shed counts

Every shed counts We all love our shed You give our tools shelter from the rain And the snow Even though your old We’ll never let you go Every second counts when were in our shed Every second counts when were In our shed

Every second counts When were in our shed Even though you're made of timber We still love you The smile upon our face When we gaze upon your frame Every second counts when were in our shed