New Shed Song
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Gazman wrote: Heres one ive done...
'Eshedia' its called,23 min long instrumental!
Wow fantastic composition 
Nu Ordah wrote:
Gazman wrote: Heres one ive done...
'Eshedia' its called,23 min long instrumental!
Wow fantastic composition
Thanks mate,am quite chuffed with my air guitar solo at 19:16
I don't think that this is in the spirit of this thread, I maybe wrong, but great lateral thinking.
You reckon?...
Will i not bother posting my reworking of 'The Vikings' theme tune?
Its got a working title of 'stick yer spirit where the sun dont shine'....
:)
The Perfect Shed
I stood there beside my shed, Thinking hard about the weather, Then came by a friend of mine, Suggest we paint the shed together Then I read it on the tin ‘Not to be used within’ Pretending not to see the warning, I said "let's paint inside tomorrow morning" I know, you know, we believe in a shed of love I know, you know, we believe in a shed of love
I have always thought about Tidying and clearing out Tonight I should have stayed at home, Playing with my garden gnome He always stands so still, I'd often think he may be ill Pretending not to see the warning, I said "let's paint inside tomorrow morning" I know, you know, we believe in a shed of love I know, you know, we believe in a shed of love
When you are alone in the morning You search the net for some loft boarding That you believe is right If you give it all away You throw away your only chance to board today Then a window breaks in your shed You lose source of light in your storage bed My shed, it took my bicycle Now I know the perfect shed is a shed of recycle
Gazman wrote:
Nu Ordah wrote:
Gazman wrote: Heres one ive done...
'Eshedia' its called,23 min long instrumental!
Wow fantastic composition
Thanks mate,am quite chuffed with my air guitar solo at 19:16
I like the bit in the middle where it goes quiet.
Bloody hell, Gaz, you just beat me to it with Eshedia... never mind, managed to salvage a fair bit of it for use in this:
The Peter Shedville Soundtrack
I thank you... 
Snorri xxx
Captain Solo wrote: I pay shedage to you gazman for those kind words !
Your shedage is returned
Ive finished reworking 'The Vikings' theme, here it is..
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'The Shedings' 2012
Here's mine.....
Push the mower
Sheds suck water from the roots of hell
SheDon't Do It 2012.
we got yer there is no escape now 
Temptation
A heaven, a gateway, a Shed Just like a feeling inside, my head And though it hurts me not to treat your wood I will get the creosote and make you good
Up, down, paint the shed When I’m done I’ll go to bed Tonight I won’t brush alone Watched by my garden gnome
Up, down, paint the shed When I’m done I’ll go to bed Tonight I won’t brush alone Watched by my garden gnome
Each way I brush, I know I’ll always try To cover your wood and leave none exposed From time to time, I find I need more creosote It is so urgent to maintain you I note
Up, down, paint the shed When I’m done I’ll go to bed Tonight I won’t brush alone Watched by my garden gnome
Up, down, paint the shed When I’m done I’ll go to bed Tonight I won’t brush alone Watched by my garden gnome
Oh, you've got new hinges Oh, you've got old hinges Oh, you've got rusty hinges
Oh, you've got new hinges Oh, you've got old hinges Oh, you've got rusty hinges
And I’ve never seen a Harris Apex Quite like you before No, I’ve never seen a Harris Apex Quite like you before
Bolts from above fit the nuts down below People in this world, let's have a barbecue Bolts from above fit the nuts down below People in this world, let's have a barbecue
Bolts from above fit the nuts down below People in this world, let's have a barbecue Bolts from above fit the nuts down below People in this world, let's have a barbecue
Oh, it’s the last stroke, oh, it’s the last stroke Oh, it’s the last stroke, oh, it’s the last stroke Oh, it’s the last stroke
Oh, I’ve never seen a storeroom Quite like you before Oh no, I’ve never seen a storeroom Quite like you before
Not enough references to gnomes in popular music, so respect for Shedtation, Mike...
Snorri xxx
Shed of Salvation
You can strim, or you can cut The grass around your water butt I went out to plant some seeds Mow the lawn and pull up leaves My brother said that the tree was dead I saw his face and left the shed Can't you see, it's in a tub, It's not a tree, it's an effin' shrub?
'Cause it's the shed of salvation, shed of salvation That's aiding cultivation Yes, it's the shed of salvation, shed of salvation That's aiding cultivation Oh, the shed of salvation, shed of salvation Is causing lawn aeration Oh, the shed of salvation, shed of salvation It's aiding cultivation
From my shed I took my hoe My secateurs and Hovermow When it broke down, I raked the ground 'Cause I don't digwhen you're around I don't find that I have grown All the seeds that I have sown If that's the case, then who could tell Where the pruning had begun?
'Cause it's the shed of salvation, shed of salvation That's aiding cultivation Yes, it's the shed of salvation, shed of salvation That's aiding cultivation Oh, the shed of salvation, shed of salvation Is causing lawn aeration Oh, the shed of salvation, shed of salvation It's aiding cultivation
Shed of salvation Shed of salvation Shed of salvation Shed of salvation Shed of salvation Shed of salvation Shed of salvation
Even now, I'm all alone Behind a bed that's overgrown I think about the many hours That I have passed in planting flowers I know it all could be worthwhile If only I could rake leaves in a pile Now we start to creosote The shed of salvation needs a second coat
'Cause it's the shed of salvation, shed of salvation That's aiding cultivation Yes, it's the shed of salvation, shed of salvation That's aiding cultivation Oh, the shed of salvation, shed of salvation Is causing lawn aeration Oh, the shed of salvation, shed of salvation It's aiding cultivation
Snorri xxx
cant you see theres nothing in your shed and your fork is on vocation i keep clearing whats in your shed Youve got me in your conservatory
Snorrimon wrote: Shed of Salvation
You can strim, or you can cut The grass around your water butt I went out to plant some seeds Mow the lawn and pull up leaves My brother said that the tree was dead I saw his face and left the shed Can't you see, it's in a tub, It's not a tree, it's an effin' shrub?
'Cause it's the shed of salvation, shed of salvation That's aiding cultivation Yes, it's the shed of salvation, shed of salvation That's aiding cultivation Oh, the shed of salvation, shed of salvation Is causing lawn aeration Oh, the shed of salvation, shed of salvation It's aiding cultivation
From my shed I took my hoe My secateurs and Hovermow When it broke down, I raked the ground 'Cause I don't digwhen you're around I don't find that I have grown All the seeds that I have sown If that's the case, then who could tell Where the pruning had begun?
'Cause it's the shed of salvation, shed of salvation That's aiding cultivation Yes, it's the shed of salvation, shed of salvation That's aiding cultivation Oh, the shed of salvation, shed of salvation Is causing lawn aeration Oh, the shed of salvation, shed of salvation It's aiding cultivation
Shed of salvation Shed of salvation Shed of salvation Shed of salvation Shed of salvation Shed of salvation Shed of salvation
Even now, I'm all alone Behind a bed that's overgrown I think about the many hours That I have passed in planting flowers I know it all could be worthwhile If only I could rake leaves in a pile Now we start to creosote The shed of salvation needs a second coat
'Cause it's the shed of salvation, shed of salvation That's aiding cultivation Yes, it's the shed of salvation, shed of salvation That's aiding cultivation Oh, the shed of salvation, shed of salvation Is causing lawn aeration Oh, the shed of salvation, shed of salvation It's aiding cultivation
Snorri xxx
I read this on my Blackberry in a meeting and the first verse made me laugh out loud during someones presentation. Great work
A warning to you shed song writers.
Mentioned in passing, as you do, to H.I.D over dinner last night this thread and read out some of the lyrics. Fair play to her she found one or two very good.
Unfortunately, over breaky this morning she turned on me as she remembered waking up humming some N.O track whilst thinking of shed lyrics in her sleep.
Personally, I think even more of her now, as she's not really into N.O, so for those who's other half also ain't into N.O you've been warned.
Denial
Here I am in a Shed full of junk but no shelves In a light that is grey like the stain on my T-Shirt All of this and a weed, such a painful companion Inside the shed
It's just something I know, the mower’s not right It mow’s and cut’s out and it frightens me It's just something I know, the mower’s not right It mow’s and cut’s out and it frightens me
This feeling inside me can't confront the trip switch To fall down on my knees and restart the power Believe me, this fault, it's not what I need Inside the shed
It's another cable, some of it's burned I tried to tape it up, I tried so hard Tape worked so well upon it and the plug Inside my shed, Inside my shed
Tape worked so well upon it Inside my shed, Inside my shed Inside my shed, Inside my shed
good work Nu Order.
heres (yet) another.
Sheds All Stand
Three aisles to go I got three aisles to go At the end of the row Theres a shed there waiting for me
I got Three aisles to go three aisles to go At the end of the row Theres a shed there waiting for me
At the end of the row At the end of the row At the end of the row
Life goes on in this B&Q fantasy Forever at the till Shed held tight beside me Life goes on in this B&Q fantasy Forever at the till Shed held tight beside me
Its a red shed tonight Its a red shed tonight At the end of the road Theres a shed that is waiting for me I got one lawn to mo A vegetable patch to grow At the end of the road At the end of the road Theres sheds on show
Life goes on in this B&Q fantasy Forever at the till Shed held tight beside me Life goes on in this B&Q fantasy Forever at the till Shed held tight beside me
Shed a good thing
Putting on my gardening shoes Stepping on the grass Waiting for the rain to pass I’m gonna cut that grass
Doing things my own way Like cleaning the up Dig out that strimmer I’m gonna work real fast
There’s no sign of sunshire So I’ll have to wait Don’t really matter I’ll just grab my flask Settled in my old chair Down in my shed Stick on the radio A real crackling tune
Getting really comfy Now the rain has passed Climbing up off my ass I’m gonna cut that grass
I don't believe it But I’m just so relaxed Might have a sleep now Oh damm and blast
Can't wait for sunshine High up in the sky Can't wait for tomorrow Time's gonna fly
Now late in the day Shadows creep across the grass That old garden gnome Reminds me of the past But like me it’s getting’ old Way old too fast Better get a move on If I’m gonna cut that grass
Shed what you mean to me Shed what you mean to me Shed what you mean to me Shed what you mean to me Shed what you mean to me Shed what you mean to me Shed what you mean to me Shed what you mean to me Shed what you mean to me
Change of direction Get out the car and head to B&Q Find the paint and brushes Also need some brasswork And even more stuff Now summers comin’ Need the homestead neat Time to chill and feel the heat
Shed what you mean to me Shed what you mean to me Shed what you mean to me
I concur, excellent, could be the winner,
Oh is Tim going to do another competition when we've covered all the tracks to which is the best Shed song and then do a head to head with the originals winner !
And I do mean "Shed all Stand"
More DIY than sheds per se, but who cares... It's Friday!
Varnishing Point
Grow up children, use the buffer And don't sandpaper one another Put it down, can't you drop it? Let me finish my DIY project Tins of stain and tins of varnish Another coat, so it won't tarnish
My wife ain't impressed with me I've spent an hour putting up this shelf I've still got more to do I've just spent 6 hours in B & Q
Go to Homebase, buy some flooring DIY is never boring Nails are short but glue is strong There lies a hope that it has bound And if you try you'll file it too Remember why you're using screws
My wife ain't impressed with me I've spent an hour putting up this shelf I've still got more to do I've just spent 6 hours in B & Q
And I scraped it away A chisel in my hand By the look on the shelf It's going to fall down
Snorri xxx
(One, two, three, four) I’ve a shed I have to repair, to repair (Clean it, clean it, clean it) It's the time we must do it, I will do it
I’ve a shed I have to repair, to repair (Paint it, paint it, paint) It's the time we must do it, I will do it
I’ve a shed I have to repair, to repair (Furnish it, furnish it, furnish it) It's the time we must do it, I will do it
I’ve a shed I have to repair, to repair (Light it, light it, light it) It's the time we must do it, I will do it
I’ve a shed I must repair, to repair (Stock it, stock it, stock it) It's the time we must do it, I will do it
I'm so determined so help me No more mistakes, like the last one Perhaps a barby (Shed me...) Perhaps a barby (Shed us...)
Oh, I am willing to take your help (Shed me, Shed me, Shed me) This is the shed….
No more mistakes, like the last one I'm quite determined and there will be No more mistakes like the last one
Ive washed my shed for a long time its always a pain I should damp proof the cracks and the windows from the pouring rain now it resides under a tree's shadows causing a blocked drain
its called a shed and it belongs to DIY enthusiasts its called a shed and it sidelines the wife giving you strife
I've seen some sheds in the valleys I've seen sheds up on the hills I've seen sheds full of alcohol I've seen sheds with bicycle wheels
its called a shed and it belongs to DIY enthusiasts its called a shed and it sidelines the wife giving you strife
Oh sheds are founds from Argos to wickes But when sheds are from homebase is the best Sheds are the cure for every evil Sheds can even store records by the eagles It's called a shed and its so uncool It's called a shed but somehow they've become enviable
Its called a shed and it belongs to every nerd in us It's called a shed and it fills your life so forget the wife Oh sheds sheds sheds sheds sheds It's called sheds and it be longs to us It's called a shed shed she'd she'd she'd It's called a shed and it belongs to anyone who's fussed
Through corrugated sheets I look into your shed It's pleasant when it heats it's there when your locked out your home How many times before did you say it needs repair When you turned off electricity and said it had no chairs Do you believe the roof has been soundproofed A shed that's left alone becomes a shed overgrown
Do you believe B&Q have 20% off tools A lawnmower we could mo beside a garden gnome How many times before did you paint without a care When you turned it black to green and you knew it had some wear The sides are made of stone the leaks from the unknown How many times before did you leave my hose alone
