FAO: Mayor Shug of Shugsville/Shugsborough/Shugborough somewhere in the land of Shug!

Sorteed and pucker me ole mucker;)

Barney falling on his arse, truly is a CLASSIC New Order moment, him running away from the camera laughing, has me in stitches every time

Watch the interview matey, he forgets what record he's supposed to be promoting....and as usual Steve's straight in there to tell him so:D

And BTW it's Mayor Shug of Shugsborough Honestly geezer, there's a place on the way to Mancland called SHUGSBOROUGH.........I kid you not! Remember to bring a camera, cos I've gotta have my photie taken next to it.....that'll make a great picture for the fc profile (moi in a Celtic top, holding a can of lager, wearing some Jimmy Saville / Mr T stylee gold chains )

Originally posted by Benny's Cobweb Eyes > Originally posted by ShugZV© > And BTW it's Mayor Shug of Shugsborough> Honestly geezer, there's a place on the way to Mancland called SHUGSBOROUGH.........I kid you not! Remember to bring a camera, cos I've gotta have my photie taken next to it.....that'll make a great picture for the fc profile (moi in a Celtic top, holding a can of lager, wearing some Jimmy Saville / Mr T stylee gold chains )

It's fookin' Shugborough ! Stately home of some Lord or other. Lichfield I think.

Wonder if he'll mind me and Donnie popping in fer a beer and having a wee chat about how the place should rightfully be mine

Sir Shug of Shugborough.....has a wee ring tae it, don't ye's think:D

Originally posted by Benny's Cobweb Eyes Well, it has more of a ring to it than Hugh Sludden of Northamptonshire, but then again so does a mobile phone, and you ain't got one of them either have youse ?

Don't understand all the hullabaloo with mobile phones, I think everyone knows how lazy I am by now, and people being able to annoy me......sorry CONTACT me at all hours would really piss me aff. Have to admit I enjoy pissing about with text messages.....but it takes me 3 hours to type out 1 simple message, as fer some of these fucking ring tones people have

Buster Bloodvessell's big bruvver is back

Lip up Fatty indeedy.....you enjoying yer beer ya big get....make sure yer up fer school in the morning;) And remember you've gotta buy me the Confusion 12"s - or I'll be looking elsewhere fer digs on the 19th Shower? what's one of em?

I have to tell this story Rocketfella

One Thursday morning, not so long ago, a balding middle aged man got out of his bed, he struggles with the stairs, so he used his Stanair chair lift (which he seen advertised on Phoenix Nights)... once downstairs Michael proceeded to check his mail (on his son's computer) lo and behold, he's been paid a months wages, instead of his weekly wage. He smiles to himself as he opens the curtains of his 3 bedroom semi detached house in the poverty stricken suburbia also known as Chorley. He goes to work enthusiastically, he skips along singing "I'm in the money" , but what does he do when he gets to his workplace? he goes to accounts and tells them everything!!!!

You decide...

Is he a totally mad fooker?

or

Should he be rewarded fer his honesty?

if you ask me......yer a mad bastard....but fair play;)