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Who said romance was dead? This is an extract from The latest Mills and Boon Novel. This is what we are missing! With writing like this, There really is no need for pictures!

We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and a quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene.

We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her, and have her now. Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of dominance. I could feel instantly that this was what she was waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her. Then as the tension rose, we threw caution to the wind and abandoned ourselves to the moment. Although inexperienced, she approached every change of position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I withdrew to prevent myself ending it all too soon.

As the sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out any longer. Finally, the moment we had been building up to was upon us, and passed all too quickly. Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp grass. As the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace. I kissed her long and lovingly, and whispered reassuringly how good she had been. She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear then whispered, 'Baaa' and rejoined the flock.

* This book is on sale, now, in New Zealand, Wales, Australia and Teeside, England

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Have you got nothing better to do?

:nonono:

:D

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... for the last time:

'Teesside'

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Even Hubertinio will find that slightly amusing:thumb:

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oh, dear, benny. does this mean that you read mills and boon? and don't tell me that you were just 'peeking over your missus' shoulder'. :kiss:

and huntsman: :thumb:

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Originally posted by Agentwood oh, dear, benny. does this mean that you read mills and boon? and don't tell me that you were just 'peeking over your missus' shoulder'. :kiss:and huntsman: :thumb:

Sadly no. I was forwarded it by a work colleague who genuinely has nothing better to do !

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Originally posted by Benny's Cobweb Eyes > Originally posted by Agentwood> oh, dear, benny. does this mean that you read mills and boon? and don't tell me that you were just 'peeking over your missus' shoulder'. :kiss:> > and huntsman: :thumb:

Sadly no. I was forwarded it by a work colleague who genuinely has nothing better to do !

oh, jesus! i didn't read the last line! :blush:

so, your colleague wouldn't have accidentally been caught shagging a farm animal by a trainload of commuters earlier this year, and is perhaps now living under an alias and working at your place of business and sending out fantasy e-mails because he can't control his urges, now would he?

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Nope - "he's" not a he !!!!

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