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There's been a reduction in the amount and quality of insane posts in this place. Please rectify this by rambling about nothing in particular in this thread.

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ob la de ob la da

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Originally posted by Green ob la de ob la da

Life goes on ...whoa Even though i got a job!:D

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have you ever noticed how people who drive slower than you are idiots, but people who drive faster than you are maniacs?

and people's avatars have gotten really big all of a sudden. i suddenly feel crowded and small.

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yeah and my barney avator looks damn funny kicking his feet around like a soccor (oops! i mean football:D) player.

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Are you the resident comedian or something? (Addressed to the thread starter that is)

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When Harold went to face William of Orange at Hastings in 1066, he forgot to eat his pudding. How can you make meat if you don't eat your pudding?

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Why's my picture so bloody large? :confused:

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Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Why's my picture so bloody large? :confused:

cuz ian wants you to see him smirking at your jokes?

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Originally posted by Taboo # 7 When Harold went to face William of Orange at Hastings in 1066, he forgot to eat his pudding. How can you make meat if you don't eat your pudding?

and how can you have your pudding if you won't eat yer meat?

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Originally posted by snucker brownstein yeah and my barney avator looks damn funny kicking his feet around like a soccor (oops! i mean football:D) player.

That's Barney? looks more like Elvis in Vegas....

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okay, so I was walking through the woods, looking for a burger king, when I came upon a large stash of blue mackrel...now, everyone knows that mackrel are no match for the original Whopper, but seeing as I was hungry, I decided to try one....

suddenly the delivery man from the pizza place showed up, and took the fish...so now I'm pissed...as in mad, not drunk, because if I was drunk, I would be looking for a KFC, not a BK...

uhm, I'm sorry, what the hell were we talking about???

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Originally posted by Our Trinitone Blast Are you the resident comedian or something?(Addressed to the thread starter that is)

Resident nutter, as you will see if you meet me... or rocket mick for that matter, now he is MAD.

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play a game of hangman

----/---/-

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Originally posted by Agentwood > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> When Harold went to face William of Orange at Hastings in 1066, he forgot to eat his pudding. How can you make meat if you don't eat your pudding?>

and how can you have your pudding if you won't eat yer meat?

you! yes you behind the bikesheds!

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Originally posted by DoN play a game of hangman----/---/-

7?

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Originally posted by snucker brownstein yeah and my barney avator looks damn funny kicking his feet around like a soccor (oops! i mean football:D) player.

you mean that isn't Elvis?

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Guys:

Do you ever find yourself in the throes of carnal delight and find that you'd like to extend said delight for the missus/bird/girl friend?

What I do is have an enternal debate on the relevancy of the "designated hitter" rule. From the American League's perspective, it allows a team to fill that spot in the line up with a real hitter instead of a pitcher who only plays every fifth game. In addition, the Players Union likes the rule because it provides jobs to older players who may not have the skills left to play in the feild, but can still swing the lumber. On the other side of the argument, a pitcher can deliver all sorts of chin music to a batter and never have to face an opposing pitcher with the aim of retaliation.

The National League thinks the DH rule sucks. They think it's not real baseball. They say it takes strategy out of the game. I say, who wants to see a pitcher bat who blows at batting?

I live in an American League town.

Michael :)

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Originally posted by Michael McDermott Guys:Do you ever find yourself in the throes of carnal delight and find that you'd like to extend said delight for the missus/bird/girl friend?What I do is have an enternal debate on the relevancy of the "designated hitter" rule. From the American League's perspective, it allows a team to fill that spot in the line up with a real hitter instead of a pitcher who only plays every fifth game. In addition, the Players Union likes the rule because it provides jobs to older players who may not have the skills left to play in the feild, but can still swing the lumber. On the other side of the argument, a pitcher can deliver all sorts of chin music to a batter and never have to face an opposing pitcher with the aim of retaliation.The National League thinks the DH rule sucks. They think it's not real baseball. They say it takes strategy out of the game. I say, who wants to see a pitcher bat who blows at batting?I live in an American League town.Michael :)

That’s just typical of the right-wing to pre-suppose we don’t bugger each other up the arse.

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Well Mr. Wiseass...I'm not exactly a right winger...and I never thought that all of you bugger each other either...

of course, it had never crossed my mind as to how many of you enjoyed the delights of female companionship either...

so what the hell does that make me???

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Ginger !

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is your avatar taken form the university challenge episode of the young ones when mark e sabotaged the questions?

the picture being from the bit where he gets his head knocked off & runs down the track after it?

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If you look closely on the lower right corner of REO Speedwagon's High Infildelity album, you can just make out a portrait of Saddam Hussein with a bag of unranium! No fooling!

Seriously, I'd like to talk to you about my ability to hypnotize bricks.....

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Originally posted by Major Tarantino > Originally posted by Our Trinitone Blast> Are you the resident comedian or something?> (Addressed to the thread starter that is)

Resident nutter, as you will see if you meet me... or rocket mick for that matter, now he is MAD. You guys must THINK i am but i am not.You are just a little bit TOO sane.As the years go by you will realize that "YOU THINK YOUR MAD,TOO UNSTABLE...IN A RESTAURANT..KNOCKING DOWN TABLES!" and thus will become the "PET SHOP ORDER...CURED OF ALL KNOWN DISEASES" and like me will enjoy being MAD.I get ALL the best seats at the places i go and other nutters keep out of my way.It is COOL to be MAD IN THE CITY or CHORLEY.Survival of the IDIOTS.But if you have met MAD PHIL or MAD BILLY you would know what i am on about.Ask HANK or SHUGZV. ALADDIN SANE......:D

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Are they madder than Mad Jack McMad, winner of last year's Mr Mad competition?

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Originally posted by Agentwood have you ever noticed how people who drive slower than you are idiots, but people who drive faster than you are maniacs?and people's avatars have gotten really big all of a sudden. i suddenly feel crowded and small.

Please Christy, bring Molly back!

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Originally posted by Old Blue Are they madder than Mad Jack McMad, winner of last year's Mr Mad competition?

No that is ROCKET PRICK :D

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some never used smilies i've got to take advanatage of!

:karate::blackeye: :shy::sleepy::sleep::sleep2::hat: :alien: :happytongue::xmas::dotdotdot::bass: :music: :ignore::topic::spam::explode::hate::help::stupid::moon: :\party: :\pimp::\pimp2::\pimp3::\pissedoff::redhat: :shine::smoker::square::tank::timetokill::sex: :car::bear::birthday::blush::blaster::chainsaw::cheeseburger: :computer2::cowboy::crazy::deal::flowerhead::jawdrop: :jester::king::computer::mallet::nervous::smokin: :spin::yawn::machinegun::p::shrug::toothless::clown::idea::kiss::nod::\ohwell::nerd::rolling::smoker::tired::love::headoff:

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Originally posted by snucker brownstein some never used smilies i've got to take advanatage of!:karate::blackeye: :shy::sleepy::sleep::sleep2::hat: :alien: :happytongue::xmas::dotdotdot::bass: :music::ignore::topic::spam::explode::hate::help::stupid::moon::\party: :\pimp::\pimp2::\pimp3::\pissoff::redhat::shine::smoker::square::tank::timetokill::sex::car::bear::birthday::blush::blaster::chainsaw::cheeseburger::computer2::cowboy::crazy::deal::flowerhead::jawdrop::jester::king::computer::hammer::nervous::smokin::spin::yawn::machinegun::pirate::shrug::toothless::clown::headoff:

:clap: :clap::p

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