All work and no play...

Who can relate to these....!?

"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" We have no time to train you.

"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.

"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED" You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" Some time each night and some time each weekend.

"DUTIES WILL VARY" Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL" We have no quality control.

"CAREER-MINDED" Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

"APPLY IN PERSON" If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.

"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE" We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality

"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE" You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST" You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS" You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS" Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.

I know matey.. soz i was inna meeting

saw yer missed calls,

call me later if u can :)

You guys get to call each other?!?! lol Yea, my office is about as screwed up. I am online alot too, damn NOO for being so addictive. Like Shug says though, I really don't give a flying f**k anymore. Funny as hell post Don. I am copy cutting and pasting it to my cubicle roomies right now!!!

You lot should be THANKFUL you have a job:D And SHUGLET i now have to go wlking in the woods on my own WITHOUT her dog.She does not let me have access to this anymore. I actually decided at the age of 35 that i wanted to FALL OUT of the ratrace at 40.Takes a lot of dosh...which i ain't got but more DETERMINATION to realize just want you want from life.I strive only to do the things that make me relaxed and happy to the detriment of money.Last two jobs had a gap of £20K so you can see how i had to make cutbacks.But more happy now than i have been in years.But don't try this at home now!:D

I can easily relate to that Donnie boy! Very good, too! I am trying to hold on to my current job until the end of the month when I am due my yearly bonus, day after it is safely tucked away in my current account I am outta here. As Mick says you have to know when enough is enough. Today my boss has told me off for "not having outguessed him???". It was so ridiculous I was about to laugh at his face.