WEEKLY CHOCOLATE BAR REVIEW (trial)

This week its....

MARS BAR

1. Best bit
2. Worst bit
3. why you love or hate it
4. percentage rating
5. your favourite fascist dictator

1. Best bit
   A classic.
2. Worst bit
   Too treacly, too sweet, too boring
3. why you love or hate I hate it It's bad for your teeth and it has not enough chocolate on it.
4. percentage rating 20% Only to be eaten when there is nothing else available
5. your favourite fascist dictator Currently Castro, but hopefully he should die pretty soon, he must be ninety!

1. the first bite when the inner sweet whatever-it-is and the outer chocolate coating mix with your saliva in an anticipatory 'hurrah'.

2. nearing the end, when it's just too damn sweet to take anymore, and you may need immediate dental work.

3. i like it on occasion, but much prefer kit kats, snickers, cadbury's fruit and nut and reese's peanut butter cups (very hard to find in the UK).

4. 65%

5. i prefer franco. he did his business on the homefront and then sat out the second world war like a good little boy. the clash would not have been able to write 'spanish bombs' without him.

Originally posted by Budvar Huber

5. your favourite fascist dictator Currently Castro, but hopefully he should die pretty soon, he must be ninety!

hey, castro's communist, not fascist! fascists are far-right and communists are far-left.

Originally posted by AgentWood nut and reese's peanut butter cups (very hard to find in the UK).

Mmmmh the connoisseurs choice!

Originally posted by AgentWood > Originally posted by Budvar Huber> > 5. your favourite fascist dictator> Currently Castro, but hopefully he should die pretty soon, he must be ninety! >

hey, castro's communist, not fascist! fascists are far-right and communists are far-left.

To be honest Agent, I have never been able to spot the difference between Communism and Fascism, splitting hairs that is to me, really!

Originally posted by Budvar Huber

Originally posted by AgentWood

Originally posted by Budvar Huber

5. your favourite fascist dictator Currently Castro, but hopefully he should die pretty soon, he must be ninety!

hey, castro's communist, not fascist! fascists are far-right and communists are far-left.

To be honest Agent, I have never been able to spot the difference between Communism and Fascism, splitting hairs that is to me, really!

in a way, you're right...i've always thought of politics as a circle instead of a straight line. and both the far-left and far-right have a penchant for killing those who disagree with them. but the fascists and communists would certainly have something to say about that!

anyhow, i really like reese's peanut butter cups!

This seems quite popular... i will be doing various trials over the coming days/weeks to see what subject everyone likes.

Please e-mail suggestions to me at:

steve_turner_uk@hotmail.com

and also any offers of free CD's / money.

1. Best bit straight out of the fridge or even better the freezer :) making food out of them, like cakes and shit like that!

2. Worst bit warm melted ones fun size ones

3. why you love or hate it gotta love it really, as someone said earlier its a classic :)

4. percentage rating 80%

5. your favourite fascist dictator Sorry I cant associate favourite and fascist in the same sentence.

Originally posted by ShugZV©
Bring Back the song reviews ya big eedgit

No.

I ended it while it was still good. Like they should've done with Red Dwarf.

1. Accidently on purpose picking up a king size one

2. deep fried ones

3. helps you work rest and play

4. 95

5. Mussolini (well, the trains ran on time)

Originally posted by Major Tarantino This week its....MARS BAR

1. Best bit
2. Worst bit
3. why you love or hate it
4. percentage rating
5. your favourite fascist dictator

1. caramel
2. the chocolate part is a bit yucky
3. hmmm....not a bad bar, but it ain't my favourite. 4)69.5%
4. hitler...just cuz he took his own life and the other fascist dictators weren't enough hot water to do that. COWARD!:finger:he's my favourite cuz he's a loser and i love to insult him.

Haven't had a Mars Bar for awhile, but they've gotta be good if the Undertones could write a song about them.

Does Leopold II count as a fascist for his policies in the Congo?

Originally posted by Budvar Huber

Originally posted by AgentWood

nut and reese's peanut butter cups (very hard to find in the UK).

Mmmmh the connoisseurs choice!

One of my favourite things in the whole world ever. I was ecstatic when I found a supply in a deli here in Manchester - yum!

I'm with Inta on the Hot and cold issue. My nan still keeps a supply of them in her freezer.

Warm chocloate mings.

85% a classic and it's still got the same name. It wouldn't taste the same wihout it.

Again I'm not gonna choose a favourite, unless Dr Demento of Old Scaffold counts.

Originally posted by The Hacienda must be (re)Built 2. deep fried ones

I had always thought that was some kind of joke. So it is true that you can deep fry a Mars Bar, interesting concept!

Errmm... do you want salt and vinegar with that, luv?

I need a Mars Bar Hey raid the Spar To help me through the day I need a Mars Bar I've had total fun It helps me - makes me - work rest and play It helps me - makes me - work rest and play

I never eat my dinner I push away the plate You can see I'm getting thinner Because I just can't wait

To get my Mars Bar Hey raid the Spar ...

To Patrick Moore and David Bowie And all the other stars There's evidence here to show That there's life on Mars

I need a ...

There's glucose for energy Caramel for strength The chocolate's only there To keep it the right length

I need a ...

To anybody out there who still eats Twix ? Anybody on packets of Buttons ? I gave them up when I was six I hope your teeth are rotten

I need a ...

Work - rest and play

the undertones. brilliant.

best thing? was 1st of the choc ice/chocolate bar conversions worst thing? get a bit sickly why you love it the mick jagger/marianne faithfull story rating 60% - hell it is chocolate dictator - pass on that one, again favourite just doesn't sit right.

What story is that, Hibster?

you kidder budvar!

Thanks for posting the lyrics hibster, I never knew what a couple of them were in the first verse. Speaking of the Undertones, ever see this horrific album cover? What in the hell was the record company thinking on this one; it makes the International cover look pretty good in comparison.

I'd do a Marianne with her ;)

Originally posted by The Hacienda must be (re)Built I'd do a Marianne with her ;)

Originally posted by Budvar Huber

Originally posted by The Hacienda must be (re)Built 2. deep fried ones

I had always thought that was some kind of joke. So it is true that you can deep fry a Mars Bar, interesting concept!

Errmm... do you want salt and vinegar with that, luv?

oh yeah! i've seen them on tv....much music was doing an interview with mogwai and they went into this restaurant that not only sold fried mars bars, but fried cheeseburgers, pizza and haggis. yum!

Originally posted by Green Thanks for posting the lyrics hibster, I never knew what a couple of them were in the first verse. Speaking of the Undertones, ever see this horrific album cover? What in the hell was the record company thinking on this one; it makes the International cover look pretty good in comparison.

yeah, remember that one, ranks up there with the who sell out (the baked beans, the curry deodarant...) & the beatles one that was withdrawn that also featured a lot of raw meat, but can't recall which album that was for